Wednesday, January 18, 2017

I can do that

Tape shows Trump contradicting himself (again) on Putin meeting
President-elect Donald Trump told a radio interviewer in October 2015 that he had met Vladimir Putin “one time … a long time ago” and that he “got along with him great” — a statement that conflicts with his later denials during the campaign that he had ever met or spoken with the Russian president.


I dread inauguration day when a sane eloquent president turns the keys over to the bull in the china shop -- pun intended.






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Trump2020 slogan: "Keep America Great And Pay No Attention To The Radioactive Crater Where New York City Used To Be" - Jeff Tiedrich




Designated Survivor?
According to a brief statement released by the State Department, the Secretary of State John Kerry will not be attending Friday’s Swearing-In ceremony of Donald J. Trump.










Trump's ratings are worse than any incoming president. Don't they cancel bad reality shows with abysmal ratings?- Mrs. Betty Bowers


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Paul Ryan: "Our plan for #FixingHealthCare is simple–we give all the healthcare to the rich, and then it'll trickle down to everyone else."- Tea Party Cat



Step Right Up And Get Your Fresh Conspiracy Theories Or The Truth 
Erik Prince, America’s most notorious mercenary, is lurking in the shadows of the incoming Trump administration. A former senior U.S. official who has advised the Trump transition told The Intercept that Prince has been advising the team on matters related to intelligence and defense, including weighing in on candidates for the defense and state departments... Prince’s sister, billionaire Betsy DeVos, is Trump’s nominee for education secretary and Prince (and his mother) gave large sums of money to a Trump Super PAC.



Hey Betsy Devos, Maybe we can replace teachers with a private mercenary army? - Lizz Winstead

Trump putting up a gaudy Jumbotron that blocks the view of the Lincoln Memorial is a perfect metaphor for his administration.


I saw that Donald Trump himself is selling inauguration sweatshirts for $79. I know it sounds expensive for a sweatshirt, but just imagine how much they would have cost if they were made in America.- Jimmy Fallon

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Trump blamed his record-low approval rating on a "rigged numerical system" and said that numbers were "invented by Arabs."- Andy Borowitz





“He’s always asking: ‘Is that new? I haven’t seen that before.’ It’s like, Why don’t you mind your own business? Solve world hunger. Get out of my closet.” – Michelle Obama





Lies, Lies And More Damned Lies
Of all of the scores of falsehoods Donald Trump has offered since he began running for president, few are as egregiously and obviously untrue as one he offered to Fox News Channel's Ainsley Earhardt in an interview that aired Wednesday.





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Papa and Mama Bush Both Hospitalized
Former president George H.W. Bush was under observation at an intensive care unit in Houston on Wednesday after being treated for an “acute respiratory problem stemming from pneumonia,” according to a statement from his office.


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Dear Donald J. Trump,
Since you seem confused, here's a cheat-sheet.
Germany: friend
Russia: enemy 
Kthxbye
- Andy Borowitz





The sad irony.

Goldman Sachs Benefits From Trump Victory
Goldman Sachs and Citigroup closed earnings season on a good note Wednesday, as major US banks saw profits boosted by the election victory of Donald Trump, who promised to dismantle financial regulations.








Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey is officially shutting down. 
Now, the circus won't officially close until May, so if you don’t get a chance to see it, you had 150 years. No one feels bad for you. - Stephen Colbert





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The disturbing subspecies of the familiar Robin, the Donald, began terrorizing local birdfeeder users across the USA on November 8, 2016. Scientists are baffled.

Peace.

Tuesday, January 17, 2017

Detailed BBC article on Trump and the Russians

Trump 'compromising' claims: How and why did we get here?
Donald Trump has described as "fake news" allegations published in some media that his election team colluded with Russia - and that Russia held compromising material about his private life. The BBC's Paul Wood saw the allegations before the election, and reports on the fallout now they have come to light.
The significance of these allegations is that, if true, the president-elect of the United States would be vulnerable to blackmail by the Russians.


I keep wanting time to stop and Inauguration never to come.
Now I know how my parents felt losing JFK
This was our Camelot. - CharlieHackett8 Tweet





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Almost everyone in Europe dreads the Trump presidency. 
Everyone, except fascists. - J.K. Rowling






Comey uses Linda Tripp's old excuse.
Comey Soon To Be Under The Microscope
All eyes will be on FBI Director James Comey who finds himself in the hot seat after news the Justice Department's watchdog is reviewing his handling of the Hillary Clinton probe and amid mounting Democratic anger over Russia's election hacks.









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Cut off Trump's TV coverage and you'll break the spell. In print, he sounds like a head trauma patient. - goldengateblond tweet







Trump and A Helmet Lie Detector
The weirdest scandal of the Trump transition—the one involving brain electrodes, Russian spies, Hillary Clinton’s email server, and an expert in kung fu—probably should have been a bigger deal. But I’m sorry to say that Bloomberg reporters David Kocieniewski and Peter Robison’s gift to journalism, published on the morning of Dec. 23, barely registered before it disappeared into the tinsel.








Trump built his political career on the racist lie that Obama was an illegitimate President. Plot twist: he's now the illegitimate President. - The Daily Edge



Trump Faces Sex Lawsuit
A woman who accused President-elect Donald Trump of sexually inappropriate conduct will announce the filing of a lawsuit against Trump, civil rights lawyer Gloria Allred announced Tuesday.






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"I don’t worry about the survival of the novel. We’re a storytelling species." - President Barack Obama





Trump's Ex-Wife Must Need A Boost In Alimony
Though Donald Trump and his family project an image of boundless wealth, a Washington-based hairstylist says the president-elect’s second wife tried to get out of paying her to style her tresses and those of her 23-year-old daughter, Tiffany Trump, for Inauguration Day.


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Donald Trump has named 72-year-old Rudy Giuliani to be his adviser on cybersecurity. Trump explained, “I’m not up to speed on the latest technology, so I wanted to get somebody two years older.”- Conan O'Brien








Trump And GOP Arguing Over Whose Tax Cut Is Best
 A key Republican lawmaker is defending the House GOP tax plan despite criticism from President-elect Donald Trump.





The CIA is now saying that the Kremlin has multiple sexual recordings of Donald Trump. After hearing this, Trump smirked and said, “Yeah, all from the same night… #stamina.”- Conan O'Brien






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Asperatus Clouds over New Zealand. I don't know whether to be amazed or afraid.

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Monday, January 16, 2017

Why isn't this top news?

Former MI6 agent Christopher Steele's frustration as FBI sat on Donald Trump Russia file for months
Christopher Steele, the former MI6 agent who investigated Donald Trump’s alleged Kremlin links, was so worried by what he was discovering that at the end he was working without pay, The Independent has learned.
Mr Steele also decided to pass on information to both British and American intelligence officials after concluding that such material should not just be in the hands of political opponents of Mr Trump, who had hired his services, but was a matter of national security for both countries.



Got it. The GOP has deemed too many Americans having health insurance a bigger crisis than a foreign government meddling in our elections.- LOLGOP






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Welcome to America, where we can celebrate a man who fought racism on a Monday & inaugurate a racist that Friday.- John Fugelsang






I'd like to thank all the white men who are taking time out from their busy day to explain to black people the history of civil rights. - Tea Party Cat



Meanwhile, Trump Has Really Pissed Off China
Two Chinese state-run newspapers are warning President-elect Donald Trump against putting the “One China” policy up for debate.
"If Trump is determined to use this gambit in taking office, a period of fierce, damaging interactions will be unavoidable, as Beijing will have no choice but to take off the gloves," wrote China Daily, an English-language newspaper




Skinheads and Hippies, Piccadilly Circus, 1969.


Republican Shenanigans

GOP congressmen starting to be swarmed at town halls by GOP constituents who FINALLY figured out the ACA they love is the Obamacare they hate. - Kurt Eichenwald





GOP Wants To Fully Legalize Gun Silencers. What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
The GOP has just risen to a whole new level of crazy. Last week, it introduced the Duncan-Carter Hearing Protection Act of 2017, sponsored by Rep. Jeff Duncan (R-SC) and Rep. John Carter (R-TX). The bill removes gun silencers from the scope of the National Firearms Act of 1934, and refunds the $200 transfer tax to applicants who purchased them after October 22, 2015.





Trump questioned President Obama's legitimacy based on a racist lie.
Lewis questions Trump's legitimacy based on verified intelligence. - Jesse Berney


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I'm thinking the use of the phrase "peaceful transition of power" is code for "please shut the F up while we set up our dictatorship." - Erik Bransteen



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Trump: "There is no conflict of interest. My sons will run my businesses as independent of me as my administration is independent of Putin!" - Tea Party Cat





Karaoke machine backs out of preforming at the inauguration. - Andy Borowitz

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I love Meryl Streep.


MSNBC to Preempt Trump Inauguration with Rerun of Obama's. - Andy Borowitz



Meanwhile, Science Believers Are Facing Reality
The British Antarctic Survey is to pull all staff out of its space-age Halley base in March for safety reasons. The highly unusual move is necessary because the Brunt Ice Shelf on which the research station sits has developed a big new crack.







Make sure to post all of your anti-Trump tweets this week.
Because by Saturday, the authorities will classify them as 2nd degree felonies.- Erick Bransteen





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Coast of Kau'ai, Hawaii. That's me at the top of the picture waving at you, obscured by clouds.
Not. But I wish it was.

Peace.