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Tuesday, January 17, 2017

Detailed BBC article on Trump and the Russians

Trump 'compromising' claims: How and why did we get here?
Donald Trump has described as "fake news" allegations published in some media that his election team colluded with Russia - and that Russia held compromising material about his private life. The BBC's Paul Wood saw the allegations before the election, and reports on the fallout now they have come to light.
The significance of these allegations is that, if true, the president-elect of the United States would be vulnerable to blackmail by the Russians.

I keep wanting time to stop and Inauguration never to come.
Now I know how my parents felt losing JFK
This was our Camelot. - CharlieHackett8 Tweet

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

Almost everyone in Europe dreads the Trump presidency.
Everyone, except fascists. - J.K. Rowling

Comey uses Linda Tripp's old excuse.

Comey Soon To Be Under The Microscope
All eyes will be on FBI Director James Comey who finds himself in the hot seat after news the Justice Department's watchdog is reviewing his handling of the Hillary Clinton probe and amid mounting Democratic anger over Russia's election hacks.

Republican Shenanigans

Cut off Trump's TV coverage and you'll break the spell. In print, he sounds like a head trauma patient. - goldengateblond tweet

Trump and A Helmet Lie Detector
The weirdest scandal of the Trump transition—the one involving brain electrodes, Russian spies, Hillary Clinton’s email server, and an expert in kung fu—probably should have been a bigger deal. But I’m sorry to say that Bloomberg reporters David Kocieniewski and Peter Robison’s gift to journalism, published on the morning of Dec. 23, barely registered before it disappeared into the tinsel.

Trump built his political career on the racist lie that Obama was an illegitimate President. Plot twist: he's now the illegitimate President. - The Daily Edge

Trump Faces Sex Lawsuit
A woman who accused President-elect Donald Trump of sexually inappropriate conduct will announce the filing of a lawsuit against Trump, civil rights lawyer Gloria Allred announced Tuesday.

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"I don’t worry about the survival of the novel. We’re a storytelling species." - President Barack Obama

Trump's Ex-Wife Must Need A Boost In Alimony
Though Donald Trump and his family project an image of boundless wealth, a Washington-based hairstylist says the president-elect’s second wife tried to get out of paying her to style her tresses and those of her 23-year-old daughter, Tiffany Trump, for Inauguration Day.

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Biz/Tech News

Donald Trump has named 72-year-old Rudy Giuliani to be his adviser on cybersecurity. Trump explained, “I’m not up to speed on the latest technology, so I wanted to get somebody two years older.”- Conan O'Brien

Trump And GOP Arguing Over Whose Tax Cut Is Best
A key Republican lawmaker is defending the House GOP tax plan despite criticism from President-elect Donald Trump.

The CIA is now saying that the Kremlin has multiple sexual recordings of Donald Trump. After hearing this, Trump smirked and said, “Yeah, all from the same night… #stamina.”- Conan O'Brien

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Monday, January 16, 2017

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Former MI6 agent Christopher Steele's frustration as FBI sat on Donald Trump Russia file for months
Christopher Steele, the former MI6 agent who investigated Donald Trump’s alleged Kremlin links, was so worried by what he was discovering that at the end he was working without pay, The Independent has learned.
Mr Steele also decided to pass on information to both British and American intelligence officials after concluding that such material should not just be in the hands of political opponents of Mr Trump, who had hired his services, but was a matter of national security for both countries.

Got it. The GOP has deemed too many Americans having health insurance a bigger crisis than a foreign government meddling in our elections.- LOLGOP

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

Welcome to America, where we can celebrate a man who fought racism on a Monday & inaugurate a racist that Friday.- John Fugelsang

I'd like to thank all the white men who are taking time out from their busy day to explain to black people the history of civil rights. - Tea Party Cat

Meanwhile, Trump Has Really Pissed Off China
Two Chinese state-run newspapers are warning President-elect Donald Trump against putting the “One China” policy up for debate.
"If Trump is determined to use this gambit in taking office, a period of fierce, damaging interactions will be unavoidable, as Beijing will have no choice but to take off the gloves," wrote China Daily, an English-language newspaper

Skinheads and Hippies, Piccadilly Circus, 1969.

Republican Shenanigans

GOP congressmen starting to be swarmed at town halls by GOP constituents who FINALLY figured out the ACA they love is the Obamacare they hate. - Kurt Eichenwald

GOP Wants To Fully Legalize Gun Silencers. What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
The GOP has just risen to a whole new level of crazy. Last week, it introduced the Duncan-Carter Hearing Protection Act of 2017, sponsored by Rep. Jeff Duncan (R-SC) and Rep. John Carter (R-TX). The bill removes gun silencers from the scope of the National Firearms Act of 1934, and refunds the $200 transfer tax to applicants who purchased them after October 22, 2015.

Trump questioned President Obama's legitimacy based on a racist lie.
Lewis questions Trump's legitimacy based on verified intelligence. - Jesse Berney

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I'm thinking the use of the phrase "peaceful transition of power" is code for "please shut the F up while we set up our dictatorship." - Erik Bransteen

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Trump: "There is no conflict of interest. My sons will run my businesses as independent of me as my administration is independent of Putin!" - Tea Party Cat

Karaoke machine backs out of preforming at the inauguration. - Andy Borowitz

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Biz/Tech News

I love Meryl Streep.

MSNBC to Preempt Trump Inauguration with Rerun of Obama's. - Andy Borowitz

Meanwhile, Science Believers Are Facing Reality
The British Antarctic Survey is to pull all staff out of its space-age Halley base in March for safety reasons. The highly unusual move is necessary because the Brunt Ice Shelf on which the research station sits has developed a big new crack.

Make sure to post all of your anti-Trump tweets this week.
Because by Saturday, the authorities will classify them as 2nd degree felonies.- Erick Bransteen

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Friday, January 13, 2017

Back in the USSR

Donald Trump has persuaded Republicans to doubt the intelligence on Russia's hacking
Donald Trump this week finally came around (kind of) to the intelligence community's conclusion that Russia engaged in hacking in an attempt to influence the 2016 U.S.

Trump had paid staffers at his press conference cheer and clap for him. He still thinks he's campaigning. It's just so damned unseemly. - George Takei

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

Good news! Trump says the Russians who control him claim they don't control him, so that's the end of that!- Tea Pain

Yeah, Sure, Let's Tell China To Stay Out Of The South China Sea
Chinese state media has taken aim at Rex Tillerson, President-elect Donald Trump's pick for secretary of state, after he suggested a more aggressive strategy toward Beijing in the contested waters of the South China Sea.

Republicans Had 8 Years To Come Up With An Obamacare Replacement
Senate Republicans launched their effort to repeal and replace President Barack Obama's landmark healthcare law early Thursday morning, approving a budget blueprint that they've dubbed the Obamacare "repeal resolution.

Welcome to America, where people who call themselves Christian are praying that millions will soon lose health care.- John Fugelsang

Republican Shenanigans

Not fair to compare Obama's farewell address to Trump's press conference. That's like comparing apples to corrosive festering tumors.- John Fugelsang

Paul Ryan Is Trying To Spin Himself Out Of This Self-Imposed Chaos
Speaker Paul Ryan is urging the GOP-controlled House to pass a 'critical first step toward delivering relief' from President Barack Obama's signature health care law.

Meanwhile, in our nation’s capital, our elected officials had a late night of work. After seven hours of debating, they voted to approve a resolution that would rid the country eventually of Obamacare. Can you imagine, the senators finally worked until 1:30 in the morning, and it was for this? How would Congress like it if we all met in the middle of the night and voted to take THEIR healthcare away? -Jimmy Kimmel

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Women's March Is Going To Be Yuuuuuuuge!
City parking permits for 200 buses are being sought for Inauguration Day. The number for the Women's March: 1200.

Far more parking permits are being sought for buses for the Women's March on Washington the day after inauguration than for the inauguration itself, D. C. Council member Charles Allen said Thursday.

That awkward moment when terrorists attack the US because Trump has the FBI busy hunting down everyone who didn't like or retweet him. - Tea Party Cat

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Biz/Tech News

So Donald Trump endorsed L.L. Bean on Twitter — because if anybody represents the rugged great outdoors, it’s a spray-tanned germaphobe who goes to the bathroom on a gold toilet. - James Corden

Military Industrial Complex Is Having To Tighten Its Belt
Emerging from a meeting with President-elect Donald Trump at Trump Tower in New York on Friday, Lockheed Martin Chief Executive Marillyn Hewson told reporters Friday the Bethesda-based defense giant is close to a new contract deal that would cut the cost...

63 degrees in NYC in January but it's ok because our new president who can't spell says climate science is a Chinese hoax.- John Fugelsang

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Tuesday, January 17, 2017

Detailed BBC article on Trump and the Russians

Monday, January 16, 2017

Why isn't this top news?

Friday, January 13, 2017

Back in the USSR

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