All Hat No Cattle

Thursday, December 29, 2016

AHNC ESP

New MSNBC Ad Campaign Frames Morning Joe as Place to Get Breaking Trump News
It looks like MSNBC is going to use the reputation of its flagship morning program as being extremely cozy with the incoming POTUS as a selling point.
A new ad campaign by the network is framing Morning Joe, hosted by Mika Brzezinski and Joe Scarborough, as the place to get breaking news as it relates to Donald Trump’s administration.

Remember when we all thought the internet was awesome because it gave everyone a voice? haha good times - goldengateblond

So true, but I'm back.

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

4 out of 5 anonymous Twitter trolls say taking a break from online hate for Christmas is a sign of weakness. - John Fugelsang

China Erects Trump Statue
What do you get when you cross the year of the rooster with the year of Trump?
A "yuge" statue.
A giant rooster sculpture, sporting the President-elect's signature hairdo and hand gestures, has been erected outside a shopping mall in Taiyuan, in China's northern Shanxi Province.

Donald Trump is Jesus to American followers of Jesus who've totally rejected the teachings of Jesus. - John Fugelsang

Meanwhile, Back At The White House Where Adults Are Occupying It Till January 20
The Obama administration is preparing to announce, as soon as Thursday, a series of retaliation measures against Russia for meddling in the US election, according to American officials briefed on the plans.

Republican Shenanigans

Hey don't tell the White Genocide folk but Planet Earth is proof that God really really really believes in Multiculturalism.- John Fugelsang

Trump Pats Own Back
Donald Trump's tweeting has spurred a new hashtag after the President-elect thanked himself in the third person for recent improvements in the economy.

Historians studying photographs from four decades ago have come to the conclusion that the U.S. must have believed in science at some point.- Andy Borowitz

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If he had been allowed to run again, Obama would have beaten Trump by seventy IQ points. - Andy Borowitz

Rock The Voter News

Trump Can't Wait To Do This
A Kazakh man was given a 3-year sentence in a penal colony after he was found guilty of insulting Russian President Vladimir Putin on Facebook.

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Biz/Tech News

Trump to Cancel Agreement Between Subjects and Verbs - Andy Borowitz

What Is Going On In Silicon Valley?
The cost of living in northern California is so high that children headed to school the next day must spend their nights struggling to find a place to sleep. That’s because one-third of Silicon Valley’s schoolchildren are homeless.

I wish to apologize to Trump supporters who were offended by my posting earlier tonight that Obama created 15 million jobs. I should have included a warning on the post indicating that it contained math.- Andy Borowitz

It is becoming increasingly obvious that David Bowie has established a better alternate universe and is populating it selectively one-by-one. - Miss Texas 1967

A Drone Mothership?
Amazon has been awarded a patent for a giant flying warehouse that acts as a launchpad for drones to deliver items within minutes.

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Tuesday, December 27, 2016

Controlling the narrative

Today we call it fake news. Before we called it Fox News.

I received an email inquiring about the death of Joe Scarborough's aide, Lori Klausutis. This person felt he had an affair with her, killed her, etc... I disagree with that as there is no evidence. None. I repeat none.

Scarborough is an ex-U.S. Congressman and current host of Morning Joe on MSNBC.

It got me to thinking so I went to Scarborough's Wikipedia page and lo and behold there is no mention of his dead aide. Nothing. There used to be but it has been removed.

Soooo, I decided to go to Gary Condit's Wikipedia page and lo and behold his dead intern was mentioned in the 2nd paragraph. Condit was splashed all over the papers at the time Scarborough's aide was found dead. Liberal media, my foot.

Click on the screen shots I took about 3:45 am for a larger view.

How did Scarborough escape even the slightest scrutiny? He controlled the narrative just like he does on his show. Just like he tried to do to me by sending me a cease and desist letter through his lawyer in 2006. It didn't work. I'm in good company, he sent Michael Moore one too.

Also, Lori's family did not want any media attention. None. They saw what Chandra Levy's family was going through at that time. And they were angry at Scarborough for putting out false reports that Lori was sickly. She was not.

The NWFlorida Daily News covered the story, the only paper to do so. Joe's hometown paper, the Pensacola News Journal wrote a blurb on it in section 2B three days after Scarborough's aides death. Channel 3 news did a couple of reports. The end.

Scarborough quit congress in May 2001. Lori Klausutis was found dead July 20, 2001.

This is such a Flori-duh story with a cast of characters beyond belief. Much more interesting than the Gary Condit tidbits.

Examples:

The coroner who performed the autopsy previously lost his license in Missouri and since was found with over a 100 body parts in storage in 2011. Geez Louise.

Why did the police say there was no foul play involved less than 24 hours after her death. The woman had a huge gash on her head. How could they possibly determine that in such a short amount of time? They shut down the narrative.

Why did the security guard change his story? Or notice the open door at Joe's office?

Why is there no picture of Lori? None. Police always ask for a photo, to use in their investigation of the neighboring area, as do the press. My guess is the family wouldn't provide a photo. They wanted to shut down the narrative and I can't really blame them.

Why did Scarborough say Lori was sickly hours after her death?

There are many more characters attached to Joe Scarborough that have nothing to do with Lori Klausutis that have gone mostly unreported and are now missing or played down on his Wiki page.

Swamp Creature Example: In 1993 Scarborough wanted to defend a crazed Christian who murdered an abortion doctor. Scarborough was not a criminal lawyer, instead he helped Michael Griffin find a lawyer and gave him free advice. He got a 5 cross rating from the crazed Christian right. In 1994 another abortion doctor and his escort were gunned down in Joe's soon-to-be congressional district. He was sworn into congress the next year. Joe and the GOP House stopped Democrats from legislation that would've provided Federal armed protection for abortion clinics. Nice, huh?

So Joe rushes to the side of an abortion doctor murderer with ties to the KKK and everything Christian evil there is in America. Joe does not rush to the side of the families who had their loved ones gunned down. Liberal media, my ass.

Swamp creature waves his weapons.

Here's an Okey Dokey aside: both murderers were influenced by a local anti-abortion advocate, John Burt, part of the Christian militia in Joe's district, KKK, Operation Rescue etc... this creep ran a home for unwed mothers, and was later convicted of diddling one brave girl who spoke out. He was sentenced to 18 years in prison and died in 2013 in prison. Nice company Scarborough keeps on the Redneck Riviera. They are the real swamp creatures.

Fake News Example: Resumes don't matter anymore. In the 90s Joe started a free giveaway "newspaper" touting his position as a US Congressman at the time. His office was on Pensacola Bay in a high rent area. It was pure fake news. Columns written by unknown Bubbas about Hillary being a lesbian stuff, Janet Reno's lover, black helicopters, crazy letters to the editor, and an occasional real news story thrown in for good measure. There were weekly columns by Joe himself blaming Democrats for everything, especially the liberals. I remember being shocked at each new issue but it was designed well, I'll give him that. Damn, I wish I had copies. There are no copies online, nothing. Controlling his narrative continues.

Within a year after he started that rag, he moved his office inland to a low rent district. I guessed the "newspaper" was not doing well. Soon he stopped being editor and hired a new one who changed the format from less fake political news to more entertainment and tourism news and the rag appeared more palatable. This editor went on to win a few unnamed awards according to Scarborough.

It was never a newspaper by the way, M$NBC. It was a fake news rag turned entertainment news. And you hired this charlatan with all this baggage? Of course you did.

It was very disturbing to see a cleaned up version of Scarborough's Wiki page today.

All I want is the truth or at least an accurate resume before it disappears and is replaced by more fake news about anyone, not only Scarborough.

But the fact of the matter is Scarborough, who is a suppressor of his own personal news and past publisher of fake news, is giving us the news on MSNBC.

When I look at Trump I see a man who slanders women and when I look at Scarborough I see a man who slandered his dead aide within hours of her death.

They are the swamp and we're their prey.

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I saw this on Twitter from one of my favorite tweeters, This is what we are dealing with people. Trump and Scarborough have normalized racists and crazy right wing Christians that are locked and loaded. (click graphic for full size image)

Well, I ruined your visit to AHNC, you were expecting to laugh and I apologize for that.

The president-elect and fake news promoters are almost fully in charge now and I am desperately seeking sanity, forget about humor.

I told my son the other day to avoid discussing anything controversial in public, because you never know who's packing a gun.

Welcome to Murica.

This fella offers good protection from the swamp monsters.

Peace and love.

Monday, December 26, 2016

2016: The year facts meant nothing

The dangerous erosion of facts
Have you heard the news?
Donald Trump won the national popular vote in the 2016 presidential election.
Fifty-two percent of Republicans say it’s a fact, according to one poll. Forty percent of Trump voters told another poll the same thing.
Reality check: The final vote count showed Hillary Clinton won almost 3 million more votes than Trump.

You mean to tell me that #Trump doesn't believe the Intelligence people; he refuses to accept their INTELLIGENCE? That we pay billions for? - Bette Midler

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

I wonder how the menage en trois will work out with Trump, Putin and Netanyahu? And Iran must be peeking around the corner.
The military industrial complex lobbyists must be drooling in the wings of this trumped up world stage.
God help us all.

Please let 2016 be some f**ked up "It's a Wonderful Life" dream sequence. - Andy Borowitz

WWII Ruins Christmas Day 2016 For South Germany
More than 50,000 people had to be evacuated from a city in south Germany on Christmas Day after a 1.8-ton World War II bomb was found there.

Trump: "Let it be an arms race!"
Me: "Let it be a bad dream!" - George Takai

Republican Shenanigans

According to GOP a new King has been born this Christmas. He sits on a gold throne. Doesn't pay taxes. Grabs pussy. - The Daily Edge

Why Are There No State Wide Investigations Into Hacking? This Article Is Chilling.
Jill Stein's bid to recount votes in Pennsylvania was in trouble even before a federal judge shot it down Dec. 12. That's because the Green Party candidate's effort stood almost no chance of detecting potential fraud or error in the vote — there was basically nothing to recount.

Donald Trump loves Christmas. It's the one time of year where he can say, "Those are real, those are fake," and claim he was talking about Christmas trees.- Jimmy Fallon

Trump wants to know why nobody asked about Russian hacking before the election. A) They did. B) They did. C) Donald, where are your taxes? - Bette Midler

About 4:20 am I saw this on Twitter from Ivanka Trump wearing her nightgown in Hawaii. Why a nightgown? And why post it on Twitter?

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Rock The Voter News

Trump Is Never Ever Going To Give Up His Financial Interests. Never. Ever.
Nearly two weeks since Donald Trump unceremoniously postponed a planned announcement at which he was expected to address mounting concerns over his many financial conflicts of interest, there have been few signs that the president-elect and his ...

Sandwiched between Bush and Trump, the Obama years will be remembered as an odd period in US history when the President spoke in complete sentences. - Andy Borowitz

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Richest 1% disappointed to only have half the world's wealth. - Andy Borowitz

Biz/Tech News

Xmas 2016 seems to be a battle between those who are preparing themselves to live under fascism and those who think Trump is Jesus Christ. - Tina Dupuy

Iran Got Boeing To Give Them 50% Discount. Top That Trump!
Iran said on Sunday it had negotiated to pay only about half the announced price for 80 new Boeing (BA.N) airliners in an order that the American planemaker had said was worth $16.6 billion.
Boeing and its European rival Airbus (AIR.PA) have both signed huge contracts this month to supply airliners to Iran, the first such deals since international sanctions were lifted under a deal to curb Tehran's nuclear program.

Childproof lock added to White House nuclear launch button

The so-called polar vortex caused hundreds of injuries across the Midwest today, as people who said “so much for global warming” and similar comments were punched in the face.- Andy Borowitz