Tuesday, December 20, 2016

The FBI Interfered In An Election. Isn't that illegal??

‘I am appalled’: Attorney who sued to release FBI’s Clinton warrant says it shows no probable cause
...“You will have to ask Judge Fox, or the agent in charge (whose name has been redacted), or Director Comey, why they thought they might find evidence of a crime, why they felt it necessary to inform Congress, and why they even sought this search warrant,” Schoenberg said.


If Russian hacking was so important, Hillary should've emailed it to Podesta so the media would cover it when Russia posted it to Wikileaks.- Tea Party Cat




The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

Trump thinks goading China is like calling Cruz ‘lying Ted.’ Just fun, right? Not how  China sees it. He won’t learn that until too late. - Evan Osnos





Let The Pardons Begin!
Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich suggested that Donald Trump could pardon members of his administration who break the law.


Putin sought revenge because Hillary favored democratic uprisings against Russian interests. *He took her down. - Tina Dupuy
*with Comey's help





Republican Shenanigans

The Electoral College met to cast their ballots for president and vice president. It’s the first college Donald Trump has gotten into without a letter from his father.- Seth Myers





Trump Makes Nice With Mexican Billionaire
Donald Trump invited Mexican billionaire Carlos Slim to dine with him at his Mar-a-Lago estate in Palm Beach this weekend after targeting him during the presidential election as a puppet-master pulling the strings of the “corrupt media."
Trump described the meeting to the Washington Post as “a lovely dinner with a wonderful man.”


Rex Tillerson: The Krem de la Kremlin. - Lizz Winstead

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Trump wants to know why nobody asked about Russian hacking before the election. A) They did. B) They did. C) Donald, where are your taxes? - Bette Midler




Rock The Voter News


President Obama recently said that he and Donald Trump most likely have different definitions of political correctness. And just as likely, different spellings.- Seth Myers




Trump Must Pay $25 Mil Before Inauguration 
The settlement submitted to a federal court in San Diego indicates Trump is personally guaranteeing that $25 million will be given to the plaintiffs’ lawyers by Jan. 18, two days before his inauguration.









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Conservatives have always been wrong about a lotta stuff, but for them to be wrong about everything, it took the Internet. -  Tea Pain


Biz/Tech News





So far Donald Trump’s cabinet picks have a net worth of over $14 billion. So hopefully, Trump’s plan to balance the budget involves calling a meeting and then just passing the hat around.- Conan O'Brien



Divest Or Impeach?
As Donald Trump inches closer to the Oval Office, much has been said about how he will unwind himself from the dealings he's made in his glass office about 200 miles north in Trump Tower....








Health officials say there’s a new trend of women using marijuana during their pregnancy. Which explains why this year’s most popular baby name is Funyuns.- Conan O'Brien



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Odd News




Time To Deflate Photo

Sean Connery signing a coconut for a little Jamaican fan on the set of Dr. No. 1962.

Peace.

Monday, December 19, 2016

Why of course Trump tweeted something stupid over the weekend

China's State Media Has Been Mocking Donald Trump's 'Unpresidented' Tweet
China's state media has again questioned the leadership qualities of U.S. President-elect Donald Trump, gleefully highlighting the misspelling of the word unprecedented in a tweet he sent responding to the seizure of an American underwater drone by the...


Expectin' Republican electors to "do the right thing" today? If they "did the right thing", they wouldn't be Republicans, now would they? - Tea Pain





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam


It's delicious irony that the same group that claimed Obama was a Muslim voted for the first Russian president.- Tea Pain








Trump Bringing Own Security Team, Just Like Cheney Did,
In a remarkable break from precedent, Donald Trump plans to bring members of his longtime private security team with him to the White House...










Ayatollah Khamenei Addresses Tehran Prison Mess Hall During Annual Press Correspondents’ Dinner. - The Onion




Republican Shenanigans

Trump reminds you not to trust Obama, FBI and CIA, journalists, Muslims & women who've accused him of doing what he says he does to women. - John Fugelsang






A Mobile X-ray Device To Kill Muslims?
A New York industrial mechanic convicted of attempting to produce a mobile X-ray device intended to kill Muslims has been sentenced in federal court to 30 years in prison.






Pussy Riot should offer to play the Trump inauguration. I'd actually watch it then.- George Takai



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The fact that an idiot like Trump is about to be elected with three million fewer votes than his opponent is a defeat for both math and spelling.- Andy Borowitz


Rock The Voter News

Pres Obama says were going to be a browner country.
Is he talking about skin color or the color of the alt-right's shirts? - Erik Bransteen





Only 29% Of Republicans Aren't Commie Pinkos!
Poll: 55% of Americans (86% of Democrats and 29% of Republicans) say they are bothered by Russian election hacking..


I understand the impulse to blame Putin, fake news or any number of other culprits for electing Trump. But the fact is, before the general election even happened, millions of primary voters decided that an idiotic reality show host with a glaring personality disorder was a worthy nominee for the White House. The buck stops there. #Sad - Andy Borowitz
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Biz/Tech News

And it turns out that two separate Russian hacking groups named Cozy Bear and Fancy Bear were targeting the DNC. It’s confusing, ’cuz “Cozy Bear” and “Fancy Bear” are also Trump and Putin’s nicknames for each other.- Jimmy Fallon


Boeing Workers: Don't Worry About Layoffs For Too Long Because Trump's Gonna Need Lots Of Planes To Deport 11 Million Immigrants!
Boeing is warning workers that more layoffs may be coming next year, in a move that was not completely unexpected. The news came in a joint message from vice chairman Ray Conner and the CEO of Boeing Commercial Airplanes Kevin McAllister....




Santa isn't white.
Santa is not black.
Santa is Chinese.
And I know this
because 
that's where all the presents come from.- John Fugelsang



Ha ha - T-Rex

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Odd News




Time To Deflate Photo

I saw this beautiful photo of Grindelwald, Switzerland and thought of Yvonne.

Peace.