All Hat No Cattle

Wednesday, December 14, 2016

Abracadabra. AllHatNoCattle is 16 years old today

Sixteen years ago I bought the domain name allhatnocattle.net because I wanted my Florida vote recounted. I was horrified it wasn't in such a close election. I never dreamed that sixteen years later our voting rights would have been so greatly reduced due to gutting the Voting Rights Act and the constant Republican interference in making it more difficult to vote in state after state after state. No wonder they won.

I feel under siege since the CIA said the Russians hacked into the Democratic National Committee, and more.

And the icing on Trump's cake is convincing America that Putin is our friend by a bunch of his billionaire buddies.

I need to take my AHNC antidepressant pill on her 16th birthday. Thank you everyone for keeping me sane. 😘

Abracadabra.

Did Russia Spy on Donald Trump When He Visited Moscow?
With the Washington Post's bombshell report that the CIA has assessed the Russian hacking of Democratic targets was done as part of a Kremlin operation to help Donald Trump win the election, here's an intriguing question: has Russian intelligence spied on the president-elect and, if so, what private information has it collected on him? A counterintelligence veteran of a Western spy service in October told Mother Jones that he had uncovered information—and had sent it to the FBI...

I can only imagine how YUUUUUUGE the dossier on Trump is and is neatly packed away in Putin's pocket.

Let's request that the Electoral College be allowed to see Trump's tax returns before they vote. You cool with that, @realDonaldTrump? - Tea Pain

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

GOP 1984: "Moscow is an Evil Empire."
GOP 2016: "This borscht is delicious." - David Corn

Trump Praised This Murderous Puke
President Rodrigo Duterte of the Philippines said that as mayor of Davao, he had patrolled the city's streets by motorcycle looking for suspected criminals to kill.

AHNC Putin Flashback from 2008

Pantsuit Nation made it easy to ask for an inquiry into Russian election interference. Text INVESTIGATE to 526-86, follow the instructions.

Republican Shenanigans

Nice that Kanye found another giant ass to be photographed with. - John Fugelsang

Does His Ego Know No Bounds? This Is Nuts.
President-elect Donald Trump polled his audience at a rally Tuesday night on whether Time magazine should change their annual recognition of “Person of the Year” to “Man of the Year.”

The appointments of Ben Carson and Rick Perry suggest that this is not so much a Cabinet it is as an adult daycare center.- Andy Borowitz

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Rock The Voter News

Kremlin Names Trump Employee of the Month. - Andy Borowitz

Democrats and Republicans Agree: Russia Is Our Enemy

54 Electoral College members have asked for a intelligence briefing. The others passed because they've already seen Red Dawn.- Tea Pain

He knew this. He won't give it up
or his businesses or his tax returns.

Federal Authorities: Trump Must Sell DC Hotel
The President-elect has been warned by federal authorities that he will be in breach of a government lease if he does not revoke ownership of his Trump International Hotel in Washington, D.C. before Inauguration Day, Democratic lawmakers revealed Tuesday....If Trump refuses to do so, the letter states he would be given 30 days to address the issue, then be brought before a civilian tribunal that negotiates disputes involving federal agencies.

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Biz/Tech News

Trump team's answer to every question on conflicts of interest is:
"Who's going to stop us? The GOP Congress?! HA HA AHA HAHAH HA HAH HAH!" - LOLGOP

Wishful Thinking By Bill Gates
Billionaire and Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates thinks Donald Trump has the chance to be like JFK during his presidency. Gates told CNBC Tuesday that he thinks Trump has the opportunity to establish “American leadership through innovation,” adding that ...

According to the 25th Amendment, if the President is incapacitated, the Vice President becomes the executive producer of “The Apprentice.”- Conan O'Brien

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A toast to you, dear viewers for 16 wonderful years! I couldn't have done it without you.

Tuesday, December 13, 2016

Trump's Trail Of Conflicts Of Interest

HOW DONALD TRUMP'S BUSINESS TIES ARE ALREADY JEOPARDIZING U.S. INTERESTS
Donald Trump hasn’t been sworn in yet, but he is already making decisions and issuing statements to world leaders that radically depart from American foreign policy, all to the benefit of his family’s corporate empire. Because of this, the next president of the United States is already vulnerable to undue influence by other nations, including through bribery and even blackmail.

Do we have to wait until the hammer and sickle is on the American flag before we stand up to this guy? - Joy Behar

The World Is A Safer Place Without Donald Trump

Trump opposes any effort to delegitimize a presidency that doesn't involve a black guy and a birth certificate.- LOLGOP

I was on Twitter and took this screenshot of the Chinese Govt's News Service.

I feel really sorry for anyone who spent the last five years writing a spy thriller about a reality show host who becomes President and turns out to be a KGB plant.- Andy Borowitz

This Is Alarming. Iran Gives Trump Reason To Nuke Them.
Iran ordered its scientists on Tuesday to start developing systems for nuclear-powered marine vessels in response to what it calls a U.S. violation of its landmark 2015 atomic deal with world powers....Rouhani's announcement marked Tehran's first concrete reaction to a decision by the U.S. Congress last month to extend some sanctions on Tehran that would also make it easier to reimpose others lifted under the nuclear pact.

In the long run, Trump winning is going to be way worse for the Republican Party than Trump losing - the only caveat being that the planet has to survive long enough for there to be a long run.- Andy Borowitz

Govt' Climate Scientists Scrambling To Save Data From The Great Trump Purge
Alarmed that decades of crucial climate measurements could vanish under a hostile Trump administration, scientists have begun a feverish attempt to copy reams of government data onto independent servers in hopes of safeguarding it from any political ...

Republican Shenanigans

This month GOP Congress demands:
a) Tax cuts for the wealthiest
b) Reduce benefits for the needy &
c) Keep Christ in Christmas.- John Fugelsang

They're Not Coming For Our Guns, They're Coming For Our Social Security. Yikes!
Social Security advocates were shocked last week when Rep. Sam Johnson (R-TX), the chair of the House subcommittee on Social Security, introduced a bill to little fanfare that would impose major cuts to the popular retirement insurance program.

Energy Secretary runs scientific labs monitoring our nuclear stockpiles. Last 2 were physicists; 1 had a Nobel Prize. Rick Perry likes the color blue.- Mrs. Betty Bowers

No House Investigation On Russia Hacking A U.S. Election. Yes, You Read That Correctly.
Rep. Devin Nunes (R-CA), the chair of the House Intelligence Committee, on Monday said that he will not launch a new investigation into Russian hacking now that the CIA has concluded that the Russian government tried to meddle in the 2016 election and aid Donald Trump.

The headline "Trump Insults Intelligence Community" does not need the last word.- Andy Borowitz

People voted Trump to spite liberals who (they imagined) thought them ignorant, are now shocked that they may lose health care. Just saying. - Paul Krugman

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Rock The Voter News

I don't expect much but I do wish the press were at least embarrassed that it just gave up on Trump's tax returns.- LOLGOP

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Mr Trump, I can't ban Teen Vogue from the WH press pool; they're not part of - wait, sir, please, you don't need to tweet about this, sir NO. - John Fugelsang

A Trump Tweet From 2013 Pre-Kissing Putin's Booty

Biz/Tech News

Immigrants won’t take away your Medicare and Social Security — Trump and his Wall Street pals will. - The National Memo

We're witnessing slow motion Russian infiltration.

Trump Loves Russia And So Does His Secy Of State
President-elect Donald Trump named the head of Exxon Mobil Corp, Rex Tillerson, as his choice for U.S. secretary of state on Tuesday and won backing from some Republican foreign policy figures for the oilman despite his ties to Russia.

Someone left a flyer on my windshield asking me to envision heaven, so I pictured a world where no one leaves flyers on my windshield.- Seth McFarlane

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Monday, December 12, 2016

Trump versus the CIA

Secret CIA assessment says Russia was trying to help Trump win White House
The CIA has concluded in a secret assessment that Russia intervened in the 2016 election to help Donald Trump win the presidency, rather than just to undermine confidence in the U.S. electoral system, according to officials briefed on the matter.

What the hell is going on?

Sane people across the USA and AHNC have been screaming about this for months. There are videos and tweets from Trump asking Russia to interfere with the election. What more proof do we need that he has broken multiple laws?

And FBI DIRECTOR COMEY directly affected the election by not only releasing a cryptic evaluation of Hillary but he withheld the information about the Russians.

The Russians aren't coming, they're already here.

Here's the video:

Here's the tweet:

There's a word for people concerned about Russian meddling in our election: patriotic.- Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

Deplorables don’t believe Putin helped Trump if told by US Intelligence, but believe #Pizzagate if told by anon tweet from a dude in Russia. - Mrs. Betty bowers

Please Tell Me Why We Shouldn't Be Scared. Trump Is Going To Get Us Killed.
China said Monday that it had "serious concern" about President-elect Donald Trump's most recent comments concerning Taiwan, and warned that any changes to how America deals with the self-governing island could damage diplomatic ties between Washington and Beijing.

Interesting Read About Tracking Hackers
This spring, a group of computer scientists set out to determine whether hackers were interfering with the Trump campaign. They found something they weren’t expecting.

Ultimately, I'd bet the GOP goes for the "We get the Supreme Court Justices and Putin gets the Secretary of State" deal. - LOLGOP

Republican Shenanigans

Let this sink in. We're about to put a feller in the White House that believes InfoWars is a more valid intelligence source than the CIA.- Tea Pain

Oh Joy! A Swamp Monster From Iran/Contra Days!
Neocon and notoriously easily provoked hothead John Bolton — who is rumored to be President-elect Donald Trump’s nominee of Deputy Secretary of State — said on Sunday that there is no proof that malicious hacks on the email servers of the Democratic National Committee and Republican National Committee were not carried out as a “false flag” operation by the agencies loyal to Pres. Barack Obama.

Apparently if Infowars and Dick Cheney had a baby, it would be John Bolton's mustache.- LOLGOP

The congressional Republicans who tirelessly investigated Benghazi are going to be all over this Russian hacking thing, I'll bet.- Andy Borowitz

Watching The Giveaways Begin
Aleksey Pushkov, the head of Russia's Foreign Affairs Committee, tweeted high praises of Donald Trump's reported pick for secretary of State, Rex Tillerson, who has very close ties with Russian President Vladimir Putin.

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Trump to appoint dingo to watch baby.- LOLGOP

Hillary Clinton ran against Donald Trump, Russia, the FBI, media bias, and the patriarchy, but still won the popular vote by 2.8 million. - Sarah Lerner

Rock The Voter News

How Trump Treats His Rubes
President-elect Donald Trump on Friday acknowledged his threat to imprison Hillary Clinton for using a private email server during her time as secretary of state was simply an appeal to win voters...“No, it’s okay,” Trump said as the crowd jeered a reference to Clinton. “Forget it. That plays great before the election. Now, we don’t care, right?”

One way to get Trump to go to daily intelligence briefings is to call them "compliments you got from people around the world."- Andy Borowitz

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The intelligence community represents two things Trump hates, intelligence and community.- Andy Borowitz

Biz/Tech News

Trump isn't president yet and he has opened numerous boxes of Pandora's from Russia to China. I want to wake up from this nightmare.

I don't need the CIA. I have the KGB.

The Pomposity Of Trump: No Need For Daily CIA Briefings
President-Elect Donald Trump dismissed concerns that he is rejecting the presidential intelligence briefings every day, saying he really doesn’t think they’re necessary. “You know, I'm, like, a smart person. I don't have to be told the same thing in the same words every single day for the next eight years. Could be eight years—but eight years. I don't need that,” Trump told Fox News’ Chris Wallace in an interview that was taped Saturday. “But I do say, ‘If something should change, let us know’.”

I marvel at the optimism of someone starting a fresh Trump parody account in mid-December of 2016.- LOLGOP

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Wednesday, December 14, 2016

Abracadabra. AllHatNoCattle is 16 years old today

Tuesday, December 13, 2016

Trump's Trail Of Conflicts Of Interest

Monday, December 12, 2016

Trump versus the CIA

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