Thursday, December 1, 2016

No it isn't a dream, the nightmare continues...

Democrats salivate over Trump business conflicts
Senate Democrats believe that Donald Trump's business empire - and the vast financial holdings of some of his Cabinet nominees - gives their party an enormous target to hobble his agenda.


Reports are, Trump offered government contracts to keep Carrier jobs in Indiana. Our pig of a president is now offering pork in barrels. - George Takai


The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

America has to stop all this violence overseas so we can focus on doing nothing to stop violence back here in America. - John Fugelsang




Lithuanians Know Russia
Rasa Miskinyte spent last Saturday in a freezing forest near Lithuania's capital learning to gather water from a pond with a condom, to filter it through sand, charcoal and cloth, and to make her own stove from a beer can. She thought some basic survival skills would be helpful if Russian troops ever entered Vilnius and her family escaped into the woods.
"Russia is a very dangerous kind of neighbor," said Miskinyte, a 53-year-old film producer. "They are always aiming at us."





President Obama only has 50 more days to declare himself dictator, invade Texas, take away our guns and make us gay-marry Muslims.- Tea Pain




Republican Shenanigans

Republican code word translated: *Privatization* means they want your money for their donors. - Snarky Pundit





Trump Loading Up On Military Brass So He Never Has To Leave Office
Trump is interviewing current and former military brass for Cabinet positions, including erstwhile CENTCOM commander Gen. David Petraeus, retired Marine Corps Gen. James "Mad Dog" Mattis and the former head of Southern Command, Gen. John F. Kelly. He's already appointed retired Gen. Michael Flynn as his national security adviser and met with Adm. Mike Rogers, head of the National Security Agency and US Cyber Command.



Donald Trump is also considerin' Sarah Palin to head the "Department of Blamin' Stuff on Obama." - Tea Pain
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Rock The Voter News

Recount Update
Sen. Tim Kaine said Thursday morning that Hillary Clinton's presidential campaign felt compelled to take part in the recount efforts launched by Green Party candidate Jill Stein, even though “we're very doubtful that the outcome is going to change.




Sarah Palin says God made Trump win, confusing God with slaveowners who demanded an electoral college during the constitutional convention. - John Fugelsang

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The secret service protecting Donald Trump might have to rent two floors of trump tower, forcing taxpayers to pay $3 million in rent back to trump's company. Trump said that is absolutely not true and the rent is $4 million.- Jimmy Fallon


Biz/Tech News

The way Donald Trump negotiated the Carrier deal shows us his idea of "winning" is givin' a bully America's lunch money.- Tea Pain



Self Tying Laces! No More Tripping!
Nike Inc. this week begins selling a pricey sneaker with self-tying laces, a high-stakes test of the company's technology investments and efforts to sell more products directly to consumers.


Having Trump as President is basically our way of telling the world that America failed its IQ test.- Andy Borowitz





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Bills Are Due on the 5th!




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Time To Deflate Photo

Somewhere in the Philippines. Oh, yeah.

Peace.

Wednesday, November 30, 2016

Romney gushes over Trump after posh dinner

Romney gushes over Trump after posh dinner
President-elect Donald Trump eats dinner with Mitt Romney at Jean-Georges restaurant, Tuesday, Nov. 29, 2016, in New York.


"Dishonesty is Trump's hallmark. ... His imagination must not be married to real power." -Mitt Romney




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

Trump is going to ban marijuana just when we need it more than ever. - Andy Borowitz


Trump Blind Trust? No Way, Jose.
U.S. President-elect Donald Trump said Wednesday he will take himself "completely out of business operations" at his company in order to focus on the presidency without any conflicts of interests.





Mr. Potatoe Head Returns!
President-elect Donald Trump continued to meet with advisers and possible cabinet appointees at Trump Tower in New York City on Tuesday. And he also met with a Republican supporter who entered the building virtually unrecognized, according to a pool report: former Vice President Dan Quayle.
Quayle strolled through the lobby accompanied by Kellyanne Conway...




Republican Shenanigans

How do you deal with a president-elect, and eventually a president, who regularly Tweets untrue statements? - Dan Rather




The Longer Trump Holds Onto His Properties...
The lease on the ornate hotel that Donald Trump recently completed near the White House appears to bar participation by any elected official, posing an acute conflict-of-interest challenge just seven weeks before Inauguration Day.




Trump Says He Is Clueless About The Hate Crimes. Wink wink.
“Mr Trump claims he's surprised his election has unleashed a barrage of hate ... start picking yall slave numbers. KKK. 4Lyfe.” followed by the line “Go Trump.





Ethically, Trump has two choices: Sell off his companies or sell out the American people.- LOLGOP

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Rock The Voter News

Let The Counting Begin!
Hillary Clinton made her first move in the presidential election recount effort on Tuesday, declaring support for an attempt to force Wisconsin authorities to review the state's 3m votes by hand.




Trump condemns HRC for Goldman speech, then puts Goldman exec in charge of treasury.  Irony & Karma shoot up together w/a dirty needle.- John Fugelsang

Did This Guy Listen To Any Of Hillary's Speeches At Goldman-Sachs?
President-elect Donald Trump has picked his campaign finance chairman, Steve Mnuchin, to be his Treasury secretary. The Wall Street banker spent 17 years at Goldman Sachs, where he was a partner, and is now chief executive of Dune Capital Management, a privately owned hedge fund.


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Trump's Treasury pick "the Forrest Gump of the financial crisis." - Elizabeth Warren


Biz/Tech News

If Trump did a Carrier-style deal every week for the next 4 years, he could bring back 4% of the manufacturing jobs lost since 2000.- Paul Krugman


Philip Morris To Phase Out Cigarettes By Introducing An E Cigarette!
Marlboro-producer and tobacco giant Philip Morris International on Wednesday launched a non-burning cigarette alternative in the UK in a bid to phase out traditional cigarettes.


Americans who travel abroad for the first time are often shocked to discover that, despite all the progress that has been made in the last 30 years, many foreign people still speak in foreign languages. - Dave Barry



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I'm Dreaming Of A Green Christmas



Please help me put food on my family this Christmas!
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Time To Deflate Photo

A massive ice reservoir on Mars could keep settlers alive. This illustration was provided by the ESA (European Space Agency).

Peace.

Tuesday, November 29, 2016

Don't be afraid

Trump attacks CNN over reporting on false voter fraud claims
Shortly after 9 p.m., Trump began retweeting supporters who had criticized CNN's Jeff Zeleny because he accurately reported that there was no evidence -- nor has the transition team provided any-- to support Trump's claim that millions of fraudulent votes had been cast for Hillary Clinton.


The 25th Amendment calls for the President to be removed from office if incapacitated. It does not specifically cite Twitter rants but I believe it's implied. - Andy Borowitz






The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

I was about to marvel at the hypocrisy of Trump calling for Hillary's imprisonment for mishandling classified documents, and then considering for Secretary of State General David Petraeus, who intentionally mishandled classified documents, but then I remembered that NOTHING FUCKING MAKES SENSE ANYMORE IN THIS COUNTRY. - Andy Borowitz



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WikiLeaks Is Going After Jimmy Carter?
WikiLeaks on Monday released more than 500,000 diplomatic cables from President Jimmy Carter’s administration.


David Petraeus initially told Hillary Clinton #Benghazi was inspired by video; then determined otherwise; aka Hillary lied about Benghazi.- John Fugelsang




Republican Shenanigans

Coincidently, with Trump as president, I suspect an uptick in flag burning.- Lizz Winstead




Melania Trump Threatens Trump Supporter With Lawsuit
YouTube user James Hunter created the now viral video of Barron Trump that suggests he could have autism, and is now responding to the possibility of a lawsuit from Melania Trump over the video’s implications.
“I’m honestly kinda scared right now. The only reason I made the video is because I saw how much social media was bullying Barron Trump, and I wanted it to stop.




New definition of narcissistic personality disorder: claiming that an election was rigged EVEN AFTER YOU F--KING WON IT. - Andy Borowitz




Oh My, Is This A Velvet Gloved Threat?
A longtime ally of President-elect Donald Trump says the Clinton campaign joining recount efforts increases the chances of Hillary Clinton facing criminal prosecution.


Ppl who said Hillary emailed state secrets & blamed #Benghazi on a video now cheer David Petraeus.  And Irony hangs itself in a cheap motel.- John Fugelsang




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Rock The Voter News

History will not only note that Trump lost the popular vote by millions of votes but that he cried whenever this fact was mentioned.- LOLGOP




Do The Democrats Want Fresh Blood?
House Democrats return to Washington on Tuesday grappling over the best course for the party’s future.
Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.), facing a challenge from Rep. Tim Ryan (D-Ohio), is seen as the heavy favorite in elections on Wednesday to keep her top leadership spot, where she’s been perched for the past 14 years. 


Donald Trump promises to defend the First Amendment.   
Oh, and to jail flag burners & take away their citizenship.  
That too. - John Fugelsang

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Petraeus gets no jail time for sharing secrets w/his mistress & Chelsea Manning gets 35 yrs for sharing secrets with you.- John Fugelsang


Biz/Tech News





Remember this: As long as he cuts taxes for the rich, nearly all elected Republicans will be silent as Trump destroys everything. - LOLGOP


Freedom Of Speech Does Not Protect Anyone From Being An Ass Or Getting A Lifetime Ban From Delta
The video, shot aboard a Delta flight earlier this month, shows a man in a ball cap standing in the aisle of an airplane. “We got some Hillary b—— on here?






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Time To Deflate Photo

Not only are the baby sloths some of the most adorable creatures on earth, but the adult ones are like big, smiling teddy bears waiting to be loved.

Peace.