Thursday, November 3, 2016

Way to go Chicago!

Hillary Clinton Watches World Series Game on Campaign Trail and Her Reactions Are Priceless
Although she had a stack of books to sign, the Oval Office hopeful multitasked and watched the game on the tablet. She later handed the device to a member of her team to hold as she went about her duties — and she looked a little stressed out by the neck-and-neck score.


 "This is actually for #Cubs fans the greatest thing since sliced bread." - President Obama





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

Nuclear codes? Clearly we clearly can't trust this man with self tanner. - Sarah Silverman






WHaaat? 
Privet (or welcome), Comrade Seagal. The Kremlin announced Thursday that it was awarding Russian citizenship to action-movie star Steven Seagal.






"What do the KKK and the Russians have in common? Yeah. The Donald is their preferred choice for president". ~ Mike Autry


Republican Shenanigans

BREAKING: House GOP issues subpoenas for email of all 330 million Americans to look for missing Hillary Clinton emails, or naked pics.- Tea Party Cat





Imagine That, A Rule Of Law Reminder
The U.S. Office of Personnel Management has publicly warned federal employees about violating the Hatch Act after FBI officials have been seemingly trying to undermine Hillary Clinton’s campaign with a series of actions and leaks just days before the election.


FYI: Trump is first presidential candidate to have a Slovenian wife and a Russian troll army as he runs an "America First!" campaign. - LOLGOP




A memo from a veteran spy says that Vladimir Putin has been supporting Donald Trump for five years. After hearing this, Trump said, “Oh my God, I forgot it was our anniversary! What do you get for five years? I hope it’s not CHINA?”- Jimmy Fallon
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Rogue FBI Agents? WTF?
...There appears to be a war going on inside the FBI, and from what we can tell, a group of rogue agents, mostly in New York, may be in such a fervor to destroy Hillary Clinton that they may be aggressively leaking damaging innuendo to the press against her in the waning days of the campaign.


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Trump is going with "that woman shouldn't be allowed to run for president" argument, which you may remember was very effective for 140 years- LOLGOP

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I'm not voting next week b/c the last time an uninformed millionaire-at-birth CEO became president it turned out awesome. - John Fugelsang






Trump TV Feelers?
Donald Trump denies that he’s looking into founding his on TV news network, but a leaked casting notice obtained by Fox News hints that a “Trump TV”-like network is one someone’s radar.





It's November in New York, and it's 70 degrees. Tomorrow it will be 74.  I'd like to express my profound disdain for climate change deniers. - Bette Midler





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Thank you EVERYONE! I can pay my bills! I love you all!


Also, I have a new wireless router that I have kissed, see below.


A special thanks to Farmer for making the router possible. Deep curtsy.




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Love is the answer to everything. - Rad Bradbury

Peace.

Wednesday, November 2, 2016

Trumptation

Obama on FBI: 'We don't operate on innuendo'
President Obama briefly addressed the FBI's reopened investigation into Hillary Clinton's email practices for the first time, saying in an interview posted Wednesday that the agency does not “operate on innuendo" and emphasizing that there is no ...


I don’t see why ordinary citizens are allowed to vote when we could just as easily let the FBI just decide who the president should be.- Tea Party Cat






The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

Hey GOPs
I insult POWS & Gold Star parents
Lied about raising $6 million for vets
5 deferments to avoid Nam
And you gimme your $
Bwah ha ha.
. John Fugelsang


Trump may need amnesty.

Moscow Shuts Down Amnesty International
Authorities in Moscow have sealed the offices of the rights watchdog Amnesty International...Sergei Nikitin wrote on Facebook that he and his colleagues were not able to enter their offices on November 2, saying the main door to the building was broken and that the locks on other doors had been changed.




I just hope that none of these newly found emails contain Donald Trump’s tax returns, or this really could be something new and important! - Tea Party Cat





I'm nostalgic for the days when the FBI and the Russians weren't on the same side. - Andy Borowitz


Republican Shenanigans

If you back Trump for president, you've already made the argument that you'd rather wreck the country than let Democrats govern. - LOLGOP




When Trump Loses, These Guys Are Taking Over With Their Guns
wn a Georgia country road, camouflaged members of the Three Percent Security Force have mobilized for rifle practice, hand-to-hand combat training — and an impromptu campaign rally for Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump...“We’ve building up for this, just like the Marines,” he said. “We are going to really train harder and try to increase our operational capabilities in the event that this is the day that we hoped would never come.”


Trump could have used his rallies to build an army of door knockers. Instead they're mostly a way for dudes to yell at reporters in person.- LOLGOP





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They say if Trump gets elected, it'll change the electoral map forever, mainly because Trump will sell the blue states to Russia. - Tea Pain





Trump: I grab them in the pussy!

Women: He grabbed me in the pussy!

GOP: The women are lying!! - Tina Dupuy



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 "I’m here vouching for Mrs. Clinton and I think it’s high time somebody did." - Bill Weld, Libertarian VP nominee



Inspired By Trump
A black church in Mississippi was burned and spray-painted with "Vote Trump" and authorities said on Wednesday they were probing the incident as a hate crime committed one week before the U.S. presidential election





Comey Says FBI Investigating Hillary's Ties to Bill Clinton. - Andy Borowitz



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Trump won’t release his taxes before election. And he was never hacked! Weird, when you know his password is probably just “Pu55y.” - Bette Midler





Biz/Tech News

If you think going to a Trump rally is frightening now, just wait until it becomes mandatory.- Warren Holstein


Obama And The Pipeline
President Obama addressed the Dakota Access Pipeline controversy for the second time Tuesday, saying his administration is looking for way to reroute the pipeline. 





The FBI offered no specifics about their ongoing investigation of George Clinton, the founder of Parliament-Funkadelic. - Andy Borowitz






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Darn. 3 days until $105 worth of bills are due.


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I would love to shop for fruit and vegetables this way.

Peace.

Tuesday, November 1, 2016

November Surprise


A Veteran Spy Has Given the FBI Information Alleging a Russian Operation to Cultivate Donald Trump
... "In my communications with you and other top officials in the national security community, it has become clear that you possess explosive information about close ties and coordination between Donald Trump, his top advisors, and the Russian government…The public has a right to know this information."


Congratulations to everyone who had "one" for how many black presidents it would take for conservatives to fall in love with Russia. - LOLGOP







The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

Good thing we have Trump's tax returns so we can say with all certainty that Russians aren't funding Trump's campaign.- LOLGOP


FBI Investigating Trump's Campaign Manager? Sorta.
The FBI has been conducting a preliminary inquiry into Donald Trump's former campaign manager Paul Manafort's foreign business connections, law enforcement and intelligence sources told NBC News Monday.
Word of the inquiry, which has not blossomed into a full-blown criminal investigation, comes just days after FBI Director James Comey's disclosure that his agency is examining a new batch of emails connected to an aide to Hillary Clinton.






Trump is authoritarian fraudster who has attacked women, African-Americans, Latinos, Muslims, disabled, and more. All that w/o help from Putin. - emptyheel tweet


Republican Shenanigans

Republicans didn't discover they were against voting until it helped them win Florida in 2000.- LOLGOP




Republicans Warned By Judge
A federal judge has ordered the Republican National Committee to explain in detail whether it is running any poll watching or “ballot security” operations in conjunction with Donald Trump's presidential campaign.


Nation Plans to Take Week-long Shower After Election. - Andy Borowitz





When Bernie Tweets, It Berns
A tweet by Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) sent a pharmaceutical company’s stock reeling on Tuesday.
Eli Lilly's stock dropped nearly two percent after Sanders criticized the rising price of the company's Humalog brand insulin---

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Trump is a poor person’s idea of a rich person. They see him. They think, ‘If I were rich, I’d have a fabulous tie like that.' - Annie Lebowitz




Saw This On Facebook

Clinton emails. Trump admitting sexual assault. Clinton emails. Trump charity fraud. Clinton emails. Trump calls for nuclear proliferation. Clinton emails. Trump calls for national stop and frisk. Clinton emails. Trump violates trade embargo with Cuba. Clinton emails. Trump sued over Trump U fraud. Clinton emails. Trump bribes DA. Clinton emails. Trump doesn't pay taxes for 20 years. Clinton emails. Trump employs campaign manager involved in illegal corruption with Russia. Clinton emails. Trump calls for ban of an entire religion from entering US. Clinton emails. Trump lied about support for Iraq War over and over in debate. Clinton emails. Trump in court for rape of a minor. Clinton emails. Trump unaware of Russia's Crimea occupation. Clinton emails. Trump unaware of situation in Syria. Clinton emails. Trump penalized for racist housing discrimination. Clinton emails. Trump files for bankruptcy 6 times. Clinton emails. Trump goes 0-3 in debates by showing scant knowledge of world politics. Clinton emails. Trump slams people for being POWs. Clinton emails. Trump calls mexicans rapists. Clinton emails. Trump questions judge's integrity because of parent's heritage. Clinton emails. Trump deletes emails involved in casino scandal. Clinton emails. Trump commits insurance fraud after florida hurricane. Clinton emails. Trump has dozens of assault victims and witnesses come forward with allegations of abuse. Clinton emails. Trump attacks former Ms America for being overweight. Clinton emails. Trump tweets about sex tapes at 3am. Clinton emails. Trump calls for US citizens to be sent to Gitmo. Clinton emails. Trump calls for more extreme forms of torture to be used. Clinton emails. Trump asks why can't we use our nukes if we have them. Clinton emails. Trump calls for offensive bombing attack on sovereign nations because someone gave the middle finger. Clinton emails. Trump calls to kill women and children of suspected terrorists. Clinton emails. Trump says women should be punished for having abortions. Clinton emails. Trump makes fun of disabled people. Clinton emails. Trump calls for end of freedom of the press. Clinton emails. Trump calls global warming a chinese hoax. Clinton emails. Trump praises Putin and Kim Jong Un's strong leadership. Clinton emails. Trump openly admits to not paying his employees during debate. Clinton emails. Trump calls Obama an illegitimate noncitizen hundreds of times over 7 years. Clinton emails. Trump uses campaign donations to enrich his own businesses. Clinton emails. Trump says Ted Cruz involved in JFK assassination unironically citing National Enquirer. Clinton emails. Trump says laziness is an inherent trait in black people. Clinton emails.




In case the insanity of this is unclear, I repeat: Trump Org had a server designed to secretly, exclusively communicate with a Russian bank. - Julia Ioffe

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Biz/Tech News

I took a screenshot of this ad on Yahoo this morning. Is Trump having a going-out-of-business sale?




"If men got pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament." - Gloria Steinem



Well, I Guess Hillary Will Never Be The Pope
The Catholic Church's ban on women priests will stand forever, Pope Francis said Tuesday. The pontiff made the declaration in response to a female reporter asking if he thought women would one day serve as Catholic priests and bishops...









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It's the 1st of the month!


Thank you!
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Incredible artwork by Molly Gambardella.


Peace.