Tuesday, October 18, 2016

Melania Trump Speaks

Melania Trump Suggests Billy Bush Egged Trump On In Now Infamous Tape
In a preview for an interview with CNN's Anderson Cooper set to air Monday night, Melania Trump said that she believes former "Access Hollywood" host Billy Bush egged on her husband to make predatory comments about women in a leaked video from a 2005 taping.


"Melania Trump wants to become an ambassador against cyber bullying. She can't stop her own husband. Pathetic". ~ Nadya Klein







The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

I've heard of a Bush misleading you into war. But if a Bush can egg you into bragging about sexual assault, maybe you just wanted to do it. - LOLGOP





Imprisoning The Mentally Ill
SINCE 1994 Tracey Aldridge has been arrested 100 times, jailed 27 times for more than 1,000 days and spent a total of eight years in prison. Most of her arrests have been for trivia: trespassing, prostitution, drugs, disorderly conduct, petty theft or drinking in public, all typical of the mentally ill. Ms Aldridge is so impaired that one jail needed special arm coverings for her, like full-length oven gloves, to prevent her from ripping her veins out with her teeth. More recently, in prison, Ms Aldridge ate her protective gauntlets.





[Trump launches nukes]
Melania: He's been hanging around those darn older boys on the playground, they're a bad influence. - OhNoSheTwitnt







Republican Shenanigans


Trump's skin is as thin as his resume. -Joy Behar







Kellyanne Must Be Tired Of Kissing Trump's Rump
Donald Trump’s campaign manager on Monday distanced herself from Trump's tactic of targeting the appearances of the women who've accused him of inappropriate sexual behavior over the past week.
“It’s not how I would answer the question,” Kellyanne Conway said in an appearance on MSNBC's "MTP Daily,"...






Trump: America is dumb, can't win, can't do trade deals yet is managing to rig every poll, every news story and 110 million votes.- LOLGOP




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Since the biggest knock on Clinton is that she used a private server at her home, the easiest way to fix that is to make her live in government housing for the next four years. - Andy Borowitz





Rock The Voter News






Election Protection Program? It's More Like Election Intimidation Program.
The Donald Trump campaign has brought on a controversial GOP operative with ties to the Koch brothers to run the campaign's "election protection" program...

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Politicians who brag they've accepted Jesus as their savior generally just accept Him as their mascot.- John Fugelsang





Biz/Tech News


New data from the Hubble Space Telescope shows that the universe has two trillion galaxies, which is 10 times more than previously thought. The good news is, none of those galaxies are made by Samsung. - Jimmy Fallon







What Climate Change?
Exxon Mobil Corp asked a federal court on Monday to throw out a subpoena from New York State that would force the oil company to hand over decades of documents as part of a wide-ranging inquiry into whether it misled investors about climate change risks.



People, it is October 18, and it's 80 degrees in NYC!  Don't tell me there's no such thing as Climate Change!!!- Bette Midler






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I hope you had a good time today!






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Flying squirrel, photo by Masatsugu Ohashi.

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Monday, October 17, 2016

What if Trump formed his own political party?

Trump ramps up voter fraud claim, but some Republicans disagree
Trump has tried to whip up fears of a flawed election as he has fallen ... He has also strongly denied allegations from multiple women that he .


This was the week a major party POTUS nominee said a woman was too ugly to sexually assault & didn't lose the conservative Christian vote. - John Fugelsang






The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

Trump: "I'm the only one that can stop Isis, but I'm helpless against a sickly 68 year old grandmother 'riggin' an election."- Tea Pain






Julian Assange Is Suffering From Internet Withdrawal
The activist organization WikiLeaks says the Internet connection for its founder, Julian Assange, has been severed by what it called a "state party.




Calling the numerical system rigged, Trump said that he will ban numbers from the United States "because they came from Arabs."- Andy Borowitz




Republican Shenanigans


Evangelical dilemma- a groper who called his daughter a piece of ass; but on a moral level he'll turn away refugees & bring back torture.- John Fugelsang






Trump Has The KKK Vote All Locked Up!!
Former Ku Klux Klan leader and current Louisiana senate candidate David Duke sent out a fundraising letter last week urging residents to support a Duke-Donald Trump ticket on Election Day.





Trump Accuses Hillary of Using Drugs, Abusing Women, Having Big Tower With Name On It. - Andy Borowitz

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Trying to think of a job Trump would actually be qualified for and all I came up with was traffic cone.- Andy Borowitz


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Women have the power to stop Trump. - Hillary Clinton






Trump TV? Why, Of Course!
If Trump himself isn’t yet willing to accept that he’s not going to win, it seems as though someone in his family is at least planning for the possibility. The Financial Times reported Monday morning that Jared Kushner, Trump’s son-in-law turned trusted campaign adviser, has approached a top media dealmaker about the possibility of establishing a Trump TV network post-election. 



After Trump loses, he plans to start the "Trump News Network."  That'll be great cause he'll only be on one channel and we can turn him off.- Tea Pain




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That awkward day 5 years from now when Trump, Sarah Palin & Ted Cruz are all up against each other for the same Reverse Mortgage commercial.- John Fugelsang


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Millionaire-at-birth who's able to pay less in fed taxes than you claims system is rigged.- John Fugelsang


One Million Dollar Bounty For Dirt On Trump!
In the wake of the Access Hollywood video tape of GOP presidential nominee Donald Trump boasting about sexually assaulting women, publisher and free speech activist Larry Flynt has offered a $1 million bounty for any “scandalous” audio or video that can further damage Trump’s campaign.





Breaking: Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are in a heated legal battle over who will get custody of Ethiopia.- Kent Graham



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Andy Warhol buying Campbell's Soup at Gristede's supermarket on Second Ave. 1964.  Photograph by Bob Adelman

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Friday, October 14, 2016

Pence Promises 'Evidence' By End Of Day To Debunk Allegations Against Trump


Pence Promises 'Evidence' By End Of Day To Debunk Allegations Against Trump
Mike Pence on Friday morning promised that the Donald Trump campaign will present evidence by the end of the day to challenge accusations about Trump's sexual misconduct.


New Charges of Misogyny Threaten to Overshadow Trump's Legacy of Racism and Xenophobia. - Andy Borowitz







The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

"The Boston Globe just reported that according to his campaign staff, Donald Trump wouldn't take any vacations as president. I think that's because he has offended so many other countries he can't leave this one." –Jimmy Fallon







Trump's Intimidators
Two Donald Trump supporters openly carrying firearms sat outside the campaign office of a Democratic candidate for Congress in Virginia for nearly 12 hours on Thursday...








Republican Shenanigans

"You started your campaign by accusing Mexicans of being rapists. Now you're on tape explaining how you sexually assault women. The only way you could be more hypocritical is if you said it in Spanish." –Michael Che





GOP Donors Want To Pull Out. Pun Intended.
A number of major GOP donors are pleading with the Republican National Committee to renounce support for Donald Trump over the slew of allegations that he groped women without their consent


As you know: Assault isn't about attractiveness or sex. It's about domination which is why calling your victim ugly is another assault. - LOLGOP



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Trump Ridicules Accuser's Looks & Hillary Too!
During a rally in North Carolina on Friday, Donald Trump fiercely attacked the women who have accused him of sexual assault over the past few days, making crude comments about one woman's looks and seeming to issue a similar insult about Hillary Clinton.




I like when evangelical Christians agree with a guy who says his accusers were too ugly to grope.- John Fugelsang




Rock The Voter News

"Trump denied the (groping) allegations, calling them 'ludicrous' at a rally today. But here's the problem for Trump: There's very good reason to believe he did what he's accused of. Why? Because an irrefutable, inside source told us so: Donald Trump. Donald Trump is his own Deep Throat. He's Creep Throat." –Seth Meyers




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Will today be the day American women realize that maybe Donald Trump wanted to build that wall to keep us all from getting away from him? - Bette Midler





Biz/Tech News

"NBC suspended Billy Bush for his words on the Trump tape, which means there is currently a higher standard for host for third hour of the Today Show than there is for the Republican nominee for president." –Seth Meyers







Cuban Cigars & Rum Limit Lifted
The Obama administration says it is eliminating a $100 limit on the value of Cuban rum and cigars that American travelers can bring back from the island.







One thing's till bugging me from the debate. Donald says it was just locker-room banter. But does anybody believe he's ever been in a gym? - Bette Midler





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A viewer wrote this to me and it made my day: There may be an AHNC in another galaxy, but I'm certain there is none other here.



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A chameleon with a Ladybug hat. TGIF!

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