Friday, October 7, 2016

Hurricane Truthers? Oh, Yes.


Hurricane Matthew truthers claim Obama administration officials are hiding data
Residents of Florida nervously awaiting the arrival of Hurricane Matthew might be surprised to learn that for conservative commentator Matt Drudge, the forecasts are yet another example of an Obama administration conspiracy.


Are Trump's investigators now in Haiti hunting down the crisis actors in this big Hurricane Matthew hoax? - Scott Wooledge







The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

"This weekend, a person or persons spray-painted graffiti all over Donald Trump's new Washington, D.C., hotel. Police have narrowed their list of suspects down to '50 percent of the country.'" –Conan O'Brien






The Mexicans Are Coming! The Mexicans Are Coming!
The federal government is allowing illegal immigrants to flow into the U.S. so they can vote, Donald Trump alleged Friday, fueling his own argument that November's presidential election will be rigged against him.






"It's come out that Donald Trump once rented an office to an Iranian bank that was later accused of terrorism. Today, Trump said, 'How was I supposed to know that something wasn't right with Jihadi Joe's Savings and Loan?'" –Conan O'Brien




Republican Shenanigans

Trump resuming his race baiting on the Central Park 5 is a perfect way to thank his fans who claimed no one called him racist till 2015. - LOLGOP






"Now, nobody knows where this leak has come from, but some are suggesting that the source of the leak was Trump's ex-wife Marla Maples, who leaked the taxes as revenge. Even BeyoncĂ© was like, 'Now that is making lemonade.'" –James Corden



Ivana flashes the victory sign.

More Ex-Wife Trouble?
All three children have been active on the campaign trail and Ivana's comments clash with the image of Trump that his daughter Ivanka has projected.









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Trump's casinos went bankrupt & his charity was shut down for operating illegally. Let's put him in charge of the economy & the military! - Richard Hine




Rock The Voter News


North Carolina Loses NCAA Tournament
The NCAA has relocated its men's basketball regional tournament to Greenville, South Carolina, after withdrawing the event from Greensboro, North Carolina, because of that state's law restricting the rights of LGBT people.





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"A new report has found that despite his recent string of gaffes, Libertarian nominee Gary Johnson has four times as many newspaper endorsements as Donald Trump. So if you've got weed, he's got papers." –Seth Meyers


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"It's rumored that Donald Trump's tax returns were leaked by one of Trump's ex-wives. In other words, it could be anybody." - Conan O'Brien



Privatizing Our Intelligence Community: What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
In the six weeks since federal agents raided a suburban Maryland home and arrested Harold T. Martin III on suspicion of stealing classified information from the National Security Agency, another organization has quietly prepared to face the fallout: Booz Allen Hamilton, Mr. Martin’s employer.






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I planted a seed for a white Chinese cucumber plant. It is growing like crazy out of a small pot on my back porch. Wish me luck!

Peace.

Thursday, October 6, 2016

How I feel about Trump


WSJ Finds Pattern Of Trump Donating To State AGs Examining His Biz Empire
Donald Trump donated about $140,000 to state attorneys general or candidates for the office between 2001 and 2003, some of whom were reviewing cases or decisions that would impact the real estate mogul's business, the Wall Street Journal reported on Wednesday.


The US Constitution currently requires that the President be at least 35 and born in the US. We need an amendment further requiring that he or she release personal tax returns and not suffer from a glaring personality disorder.- Andy Borowitz






The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

"Trump has given us an opportunity to see all the warts we have in this great country." - Tina Dupuy


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Putin Is Making His Chess Moves
Russia said Wednesday it was suspending joint research on nuclear energy projects with the United States, as Moscow's standoff with the West shows no sign of abating.
The Russian foreign ministry said Moscow could "no longer trust Washington in such a sensitive sphere".













The town hall format will give Trump a unique opportunity to interact one-on-one with ordinary Americans and tell them they're fat.- Andy Borowitz


Obama Not Pleased With Israel
The White House accused Israel of a betrayal of trust, in an unusually sharp rebuke over its plans to build hundreds of new settlement homes deep in the West Bank.




Republican Shenanigans

A fox: People aren't so bad. I hear they named a news station after us.
[Watches 1 minute of Hannity]
We attack the humans at dawn. - OhNoSheTwitnt





Trump Schools Nevada Rally!
Donald Trump mispronounced "Nevada" at a rally in Reno Wednesday night as he explained to the crowd how the state name should be said. 


According to Politifact, Mike Pence lied an astounding 70% of every time he opened his mouth. He's surpassed only by Trump's freakish 98%. - Bill Madden



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According to his record-high approval rating, 55% of Americans think Obama has made America great again.- Andy Borowitz




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Trump's Alma Mater Disses Him
A group of students, alumni and faculty at the University of Pennsylvania's business school are backing an open letter disavowing Donald Trump and announcing their commitment to an "open and inclusive American society."






Trump now claims his insults towards women were for "entertainment", so on Nov. 8th, let's vote to keep Trump in the entertainment industry.- Tea Pain





Email
Subject: Hurricane Matthew

Hi Lisa,
Thanks for the Florida hurricane meme with Cap'n Jack Sparrow.  It made me laugh. We are home waiting , eating, watching TV and staying off the busy roads in Delray Beach.
Long time Floridian,
Joe

Thanks for writing Joe. Stay safe.
See my meme below!



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Media wonders how the GOP drifted so far to the right. It's because lying wingnuts with good hair get called the debate "winner." - Joan Walsh





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Jesus disdained wealth, said help the poor, chased capitalists from the Temple & was obviously funded by George Soros.- John Fugelsang




Government Slaps Down EpiPen Maker
Even the federal government is apparently paying too much for EpiPens, along with angry patients and insurers..The federal government says EpiPen is a branded drug, which means the drug's maker, Mylan, should have been paying the government a far higher rebate under the government's complex pricing rules. Mylan could face steep penalties.


Archaeologists in Egypt have discovered a pair of socks meant to be worn with sandals from 2,000 years ago. Scholars say it’s evidence of the first German tourist.- Conan O'Brien




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Kung Fu fighting!

Peace.

Wednesday, October 5, 2016

Clinton: If I asked for a drone strike against WikiLeaks founder, it was a joke


Clinton: If I asked for a drone strike against WikiLeaks founder, it was a joke 
Hillary Clinton on Tuesday said she doesn't remember ever commenting -- joking or otherwise -- about using a drone strike against WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange.


Clinton is seeing a post-debate bounce in the polls. Trump says the polls are bouncing because they are fat worthless pigs. - Bette Midler






The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

Mike Pence discussed the need to rebuild our military, as it's only as big as the world's next 8 largest militaries combined.- John Fugelsang





Trump Differs With VP On Syria
Throughout the 2016 campaign, Donald Trump has seemed content to cede leadership in Syria to Russia. But at Tuesday night's vice presidential debate, Indiana Gov. Mike Pence made a stunning about-face from his running mate's position by saying the United States should stand up to Russia and even be willing to bomb the Syrian military to stop humanitarian disasters.
"If Russia...continues to be involved in this barbaric attack on civilians in Aleppo, the United States of America should be prepared to use military force to strike military targets of the Assad regime," Pence said. 


Secret deals with Iran, banning guns & amnesty for undocumented immigrants - can't wait to see Mike Pence's ad against Reagan.- John Fugelsang





Republican Shenanigans

The Clinton Foundation has an A+ rating from Charity Watch.
Yesterday the Trump Foundation was ordered to stop fundraising in NY. - Senator Tim Kaine



Waaaa. RNC Doesn't Like To Be Bullied.
The Republican National Committee claimed Tim Kaine interrupted Mike Pence and the moderator over 70 times during Tuesday’s vice presidential debate.
Shortly after the debate ended, the RNC made a quick note of Kaine’s aggressive style in an email to reporters.








Mike Pence is going to be very disappointed if he ever gets to meet Donald Trump.- LOLGOP

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I know nothing

Clinton Foundation: Those Hacked Files Aren't Ours
Russian subversion of US election moves from hacked files to fake ones. KGB would have called this "active measures"




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Mike Pence comes off like an undertaker who overcharges you for a cheap pine box. - Andy Borowitz

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This weekend, a person or persons spray-painted graffiti all over Donald Trump’s new Washington, D.C., hotel. Police have narrowed their list of suspects down to "50 percent of the country."- Conan O'Brein


Biz/Tech News



The Tech World And Yahoo
Reports of a secret Yahoo program to search through customers' incoming emails has spurred other tech companies to deny ever receiving a similar request from the U.S.





BE SAFE!!



I don't want to dampen anyone's enthusiasm, but we've got to calm down because here in southern California, we're in the middle of what's called a heightened earthquake alert. True. It means the odds of a massive earthquake hitting us in the next day or two are as high as 1 in in 100. Or it could be 1 in 100 million. They've been telling us for years you can't predict an earthquake; now there's an alert all of a sudden?- Jimmy Kimmel





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A baby hippo. Because.

Peace.