Monday, October 3, 2016

Trump's Taxes Trickled Out

Donald Trump Tax Records Show He Could Have Avoided Taxes for Nearly Two Decades, The Times Found
Donald J. Trump declared a $916 million loss on his 1995 income tax returns, a tax deduction so substantial it could have allowed him to legally avoid paying any federal income taxes for up to 18 years, records obtained by The New York Times show.


While some people are saying that Trump paying no taxes is a reason he shouldn't be President, I think it pales in comparison with him being out of his fu**ing mind.- Andy Borowitz







The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

Trump's 1995 tax returns prove it can't be an October surprise if nobody's surprised. - John Fugelsang



Trump Foundation Is In Big Trouble
New York Attorney General Eric Schneiderman's office on Monday ordered the Donald J. Trump Foundation to "immediately cease soliciting contributions" after a report that the charity lacked the proper authorization to seek public donations.







Trump says not paying taxes prepared him to be president. Me sneaking into four movies at the multiplex Sunday means I should own Netflix. - LOLGOP


Republican Shenanigans

Trump threatens to skip remaining debates if Hillary is there. - Andy Borowitz





We're not crazy totally Republicans.

Ooh La La! Bush Women Bush Attend Hillary Fundraiser
Barbara Bush, a daughter of former President George W. Bush and first lady Laura Bush, attended a Hillary Clinton fundraiser in Paris Saturday night, according a source familiar with the event.






Republicans to pull money from Trump ads and spend it on alcohol. - Andy Borowitz

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Rock The Voter News

What kind of genius loses a billion dollars in a single year? - Hillary Clinton


"Is the camera on?"


One Of The Deplorables Says Hillary Is Toast On Wednesday
A top Donald Trump supporter ominously declared that Wednesday will be the end for Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton's campaign.










Obama's policies have failed to fix all our economic problems so the obvious solution is to return to the policies that caused them.- John Fugelsang



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Hillary has been helping regular people her whole life—the exact opposite of Trump. - Sen. Al Franken




Biz/Tech News

If a Presidential campaign were a casino, this is the moment when Donald Trump would declare bankruptcy and get out of town. - Andy Borowitz






Kim Kardashian Robbed In Paris
Kim Kardashian West's tendency to document everything from her whereabouts to her expensive jewelry on social media made her a target for robbery, a security expert tells PEOPLE. 







I wonder how long before Trump accuses Hillary of robbing Kim Kardashian.- Seth MacFarlane




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Odd News



Time To Deflate Photo

How children were taught to swim in 1906. It lost popularity when the fish thought the children were bait.

Peace.

Saturday, October 1, 2016

Sigh.

Yesterday, I put AHNC aside.

I visited my friend who was diagnosed with cancer earlier this year. She has decided against any chemo or radiation and is slowly disappearing before my eyes, not her mind but her body. She is trying to tie up loose ends.

She is so much stronger than I will ever be.

Just didn't have it in me yesterday to post an edition.

Peace and love,
Lisa







Thursday, September 29, 2016

The other presidential candidates...

Unable To Name A Foreign Leader, Gary Johnson Has Another 'Aleppo Moment'
Asked to name his favorite foreign leader, or any foreign leader he admires, Libertarian nominee for president Gary Johnson was unable to come up with an answer.


I don't understand Bernie supporters that are now supporting Johnson or Stein. Bernie wants you to vote for Hillary and now you don't trust him? Now?


To be fair, not a single foreign leader knows who Gary Johnson is either. - OhNoSheTwitnt






The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

Since Trump's last press conference, we've had:
*Cuba embargo violations
*Miss Universe
*Foundation scandals
*Russian business connections - LOLGOP



Russian Trolls Are Coming! Hey, They're Already Here!
A new U.S. intelligence report says the Russian government is conducting a wide-ranging and “opportunistic” campaign to expand its political influence in Europe by deploying Internet “trolls and other cyber actors” to challenge pro-Western journalists and spread pro-Kremlin messages in social media forums.








Republican Shenanigans

Trump: "I never said all these demeaning things about dumb ugly bitches that Hillary claims I did."- Tea Party Cat





Trolls taught me Obama's a weak leader & a powerful tyrant; in over his head & a socialist mastermind; a Muslim w/a bad Christian pastor. - John Fugelsang



Did Trump Hand Florida To Hillary?
Documents show that the Trump company spent a minimum of $68,000 for its 1998 foray into Cuba at a time when the corporate expenditure of even a penny in the Caribbean country was prohibited without U.S. government approval. But the company did not spend the money directly. Instead, with Trump’s knowledge, executives funneled the cash for the Cuba trip through an American consulting firm called Seven Arrows Investment and Development Corp.







Poor Hillary's health is so bad her doctor has limited her moppin' the floor with Trump to 90 minutes at a time. - Tea Pain

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At a restaurant, sitting one table away from VP candidate Mike Pence. Wait, no, sorry that’s just a white napkin. - Conan O'Brien


Bernie Schools Millennials
Hillary Clinton needs millennials, and her best hope at winning them over might be the septuagenarian they tried to elect.
Bernie Sanders, the beloved leader of the nation’s leftwing movement, appeared alongside his former rival at a university gymnasium in New Hampshire on Wednesday and issued an urgent appeal to disillusioned young voters: “It is imperative that we elect Hillary Clinton.”






Rock The Voter News


Hey, White House Staffers, Don't Take The T's Off The Keyboards
White House staffers, if you want to avoid a headache next year, take our advice and don't imitate Bill Clinton's team on your way out.





The best part of being a climate-science denier is that you won't be around when your great-grandkids curse you for it.- John Fugelsang

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I'll sign on for results-based pay for teachers the day Congress gets the same deal.- John Fugelsang


Biz/Tech News






Make Costa Rica Great Again?
Costa Rica’s best-kept secret isn’t the treasure of Cocos Island, nor is it our suspiciously Anglophonic pronunciation of the letter “r.” Not even close. Costa Rica’s biggest secret is how we construct our national brand: the things we hide behind “pura vida,” that phrase imported from Mexico that is our calling card before the rest of the world.



Dead people receive more flowers than the living ones because regret is stronger than gratitude - Anne Frank





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Odd News




Time To Deflate Photo

The Graves Of A Catholic Woman And Her Protestant Husband Separated By A Wall, Holland, 1888.

Peace.