The slow self implosion of Trump

President Obama: 'If You Don't Vote, That's a Vote for Trump'
"If you don't vote, that's a vote for Trump," Obama stressed in a new line of attack during a radio interview with Steve Harvey that aired Wednesday morning. "If you vote for a third-party candidate who's got no chance to win, that's a vote for Trump."


Democrats should denounce suggestions that Trump was on coke. America needs to know that was Trump sober. - LOLGOP

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

• The US Is Sending 600 More Troops To Iraq
• Syria: US tells Russia it will end talks if bombing continues
• Russia to send its aircraft carrier to eastern Mediterranean
• Investigation: Missile that shot down Malaysia Flight 17 came from Russia
• CIA director: 9/11 bill will have 'grave implications' for national security
• Across US, police officers abuse confidential databases

Hillary Clinton posted an article on Twitter pointing out that no living president has endorsed Donald Trump. Nice try, Hillary, but it just so happens that Vladimir Putin is living.- Seth Myers

Republican Shenanigans

• Fox News Tells Hosts to Stop Citing Unscientific Polls Showing Trump Won Debate
• Fox Host Laughs at Eric Trump After he Claims His Father Came From ‘Just About Nothing’
• Trump Advisors: We Tried to Prepare Him For Debate, But He Got Bored
• I sold Trump $100,000 worth of pianos. Then he stiffed me.
• US Senate poised to advance bill to avert government shutdown

Weird. Guys who think they should control a woman's body don't see any problem with a potential president cruelly mocking a woman's weight. - LOLGOP

It a sad time in America when "Good Christians" are attackin' the one candidate that actually kept her wedding vows. - Tea Pain

Thrice Married Plump Trump Continues Pommeling Of The Press, A Beauty Queen, And Bill
Donald J. Trump lashed out on Tuesday in the aftermath of a disappointing first debate with Hillary Clinton, scolding the moderator, criticizing a beauty pageant winner for her physique and raising the prospect of an all-out attack on Bill Clinton’s marital infidelities in the final stretch of the campaign.







Imagine thinking climate change is a hoax and Donald Trump is real.- LOLGOP

GOP Congressman Uncovers Hillary's College Scandal!
Rep. Steve Chabot (R-OH) suggested to FBI Director James Comey that Hillary Clinton had broken her college’s honor code by using a private email server.










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"Evangelicals for Trump" sounds considerably better than "Christians for Caligula."- John Fugelsang

Rock The Voter News

• Congress poised to override Obama's veto of 9/11 bill
• FBI: We have no evidence Clinton ordered deletion of subpoenaed emails 
• Sorry, Trump: The Arizona Republic endorses a Democrat for president for the first time in 126 years
• Former GOP Sen. John Warner endorses Hillary Clinton
• Poll: Clinton opens up 6-point lead over Trump

Michelle Comes Out Swinging
First Lady Michelle Obama tore into Donald Trump Wednesday, telling Hillary Clinton supporters, "We need an adult in the White House."

We have to clean the White House so we can get our security deposit back. - Michelle Obama

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Trump thinks he deserves praise for not bringing up Bill Clinton's affairs. He also thinks he deserves a Purple Heart for not going to war.- OhNoSheTwitnt


Biz/Tech News

• OPEC agrees to cut production; oil prices surge
• Donald Trump’s net worth fell $800 million over the past year: Forbes
• Sarah Palin sells Ariz. home for $525G more than she paid in 2011 
• California Suspends 'Business Relationships' With Wells Fargo

Bye, Bye, Blackberry
It's the end of an era for BlackBerry. The Canadian company, which helped usher in the smartphone race nearly 20 years ago, on Wednesday confirmed it will no longer manufacture the iconic handheld device.






The Pharmaceutical Drug War: The Drugs Are Winning

Madonna reportedly bought her son a Donald Trump piñata this weekend to celebrate his birthday. A Donald Trump piñata is just like a regular piñata, except there’s nothing inside.- Seth Myers

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Odd News

• Driver uses a cardboard cutout of Donald Trump's head in the carpool lane, gets $136 ticket
• Bear at Polish zoo finds WWII mortar grenade
• Deer tries to jump into SUV that hit it
• Controversial 3-parent baby technique produces a boy
• New Mexico community college offers a new program that allows students to major in brewing beer

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A mother's love.

Peace.

Anyone who complains about the microphone is not having a good night. - Hillary Clinton

Trump: I Don't Want To Push 'Conspiracy Theories' But My Mic Was Bad
Donald Trump on Tuesday morning complained that during the Monday night debate, his microphone was malfunctioning and that the volume was lower than that of Hillary Clinton's microphone.


Two candidates onstage last night at Hofstra: one prepared to be President, one prepared to go on Sean Hannity's radio show. - Stephen King


After the debate, Hillary walked to the audience with Bill and engaged directly with people while the Trump family stood awkwardly on the stage just looking around. 

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

• Aleppo Battle: Syrian Troops Advance on City Center; Hospitals Overwhelmed
• Blasts kill at least 17 in Baghdad: police, medics
• Two bomb attacks take place in Dresden, Germany
• Father of 'clock boy' Ahmed Mohamed sues Glenn Beck, Fox and other anti-Muslim conservatives

"I'm glad Trump found out that Crimea was part of Ukraine. By the way, I heard he was on the verge of acknowledging gravity." —@JoeBiden - Hillary Clinton

One Of Trump's Admirers?
A shooter who wounded nine people in Houston on Monday morning was wearing Nazi paraphernalia, the Houston Police Department said.
Click2Houston reports that two law enforcement sources have confirmed that police found the shooter wearing a swastika-covered, World War II-style German uniform after they fatally shot him on Monday.





Trump, between sniffles, says the lady that mopped the floor with him for 90 minutes "doesn't have the stamina to be President." - Tea Pain

Republican Shenanigans

• Donald Trump interrupted Hillary Clinton 51 times in Monday's debate
• Trump insists 'there was no sniffles' during presidential debate
• Stephen Colbert mocks Trump’s health: He ‘sounded like he was fighting off a cold with cocaine’
• Top Trump Aide Tries To Shift His Position On Global Warming, Again 
• Giuliani: I'd skip next debates if I were Trump
• Trump again slams former Miss Universe over weight
• Jeb Bush to serve as guest instructor at Harvard University

On @foxandfriends @realDonaldTrump said he won a @CBSNews post-debate poll. We did not conduct a post-debate poll. - Major Garrett, CBS News

Giuliani Attacks Hillary For Standing By Her Man
Hillary Clinton’s decision to stand by her husband and attack former White House intern Monica Lewinsky when news of a sexual relationship between the two broke in 1998 prove that the former secretary of state is “too stupid to be president,” Rudy Giuliani said Monday night.


Is Rudy trying to tell us that Trump left the mothers of his children because they cheated on him? - LOLGOP

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Chris Christie, on MSNBC, just said that we shouldn't believe fact-checkers, because "they have an agenda." Yes. It is to check facts, dude. - Wil Wheaton

Rock The Voter News

• Obama wears hat, breaking ‘Politics 101’ rule on headgear
• Clinton posts big gains in online betting markets after strong debate performance

I'm going to do all I can to make sure Trump does not become president. That work continues tomorrow in New Hampshire with @HillaryClinton. - Bernie Sanders Tweet

Florida Pro-Lifers Want Women Executed
“They’re pro-life and want to see women who get abortions executed,” wrote Mehta, “in case you needed more proof that Christians are often hypocrites.”...

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Climate Deniers Still Remain In Denial 
Donald Trump's running mate is breaking with the Republican nominee's claim that climate change is not the result of human activity.
Vice presidential nominee Mike Pence said Tuesday "there's no question" that human activity affects both the climate and the environment.


What the media doesn't get is that Donald Trump is the closest millions of Real Americans will ever get to voting for Boss Hogg. - John Fugelsang

Biz/Tech News

• World's super rich hit by falling oil prices
• Study: Earth is roughly warmest it's been in about 100,000 years
• No election fears: Consumer confidence hits 9-year high
• 10 Ticos selected for President Obama’s Young Leaders Initiative

Nothing says male privilege like showing up at debate unprepared, admitting u don't pay taxes AND pundits still say you weren't horrible!! - ogorvolsky

Ford Motor Co. Fact Checks Trump
Ford Motor Co. went on the defensive following the latest attacks from Donald Trump aimed at the auto maker’s big-dollar Mexico investments and production plans.





A society that keeps building more for-profit prisons is a society that needs more crime. - John Fugelsang

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Odd News

• California changes laws so children can no longer be called prostitutes 
• Martin Shkreli is auctioning off a chance to hit him in the face
• Woman robs Arby's restaurant, flees in taxi cab
• Drone to the face doesn't stop Bone Thugs-n-Harmony show
• Woman Drops Forgetful Husband’s Lunch Through His Car Sunroof Like A Boss

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My high school friend Terry and his wife Jo are traveling throughout the west visiting the National Parks. This photo was taken last week at Redwood National Park.

Peace.

Preparing for the debate...

WARNING: Drinking every time Trump lies during the debate could lead to alcohol poisoning and death
Many of you, no doubt, will be playing drinking games tonight during the 90 commercial-free minutes of the presidential debate between Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump and Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton. We at the Raw Story Stomach Pump Incident Prevention Desk would like to warn you that if you’re planning on drinking every time Trump tells a lie, you could be seriously endangering your health and even risking your life.


Across the country, liquor stores reported a desperate run on their merchandise as Americans fortified themselves for what many called "ninety minutes of horror."- Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

• Aleppo has become a 'ghost city'
• US, South Korean missile destroyers in fresh show of force to North Korea
• Colombia to Sign Peace Accord After 5 Decades of Violence
• Ex-FBI agent does a frame-by-frame breakdown of the Keith Scott video: ‘He’s complying in every way’

Lawyer In Shoot Out With Police In Texas
A gunman who died in a shootout with officers in Houston Monday was a lawyer who lived in the neighborhood and left a car full of weapons near the scene, the city's police chief said.





"A man you can bait with a tweet, is not a man we can trust with nuclear weapons." -Hillary Clinton

Republican Shenanigans

• Trump endorsed by US immigration officers union ahead of debate
• Georgia voter predicts civil war if Clinton wins: ‘Patriots are going to overthrow the government’
• How Colin Kaepernick and Black Lives Matter are tearing the Duggar family apart
• Dem strategist rips low debate bar set for Trump: 'This isn't America's Got Presidential Talent'
• FL Republican gets blasted online for using Jose Fernandez' death to smear national anthem protesters
• Trump’s reference to Bill Clinton affair underscores his own history of infidelity

Weird. A guy whose campaign is built on calling immigrant criminals when they commit fewer crimes than citizens hates fact checkers.- LOLGOP

Hurrah! Someone Will Fact Check During The Debate
Bloomberg TV will conduct on-screen fact checks of statements made by both Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton during Monday night’s debate...The channel’s decision to conduct an on-screen fact-check sets Bloomberg apart from the other major TV networks, none of whom have committed to doing on-screen fact checks during the debate.

“Trump didn’t say the c-word and he spoke in complete sentences. We select him as the winner of the debate.” —the news media, tomorrow - Erik Bransteen

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A White House email account was hacked and a lot of their information was leaked yesterday. They're saying the information was stolen from the Gmail account of a low-level staffer. Then Joe Biden was like, "Technically, my title is vice president."- Jimmy Fallon


Rock The Voter News

• Obama: 'Arnold Palmer had swagger before we had a name for it'
• Michelle and George: The Embrace Seen Around the World
• Clinton to challenge Trump to explain his policy plans during presidential debate

Donald has been preparing his entire life to yell at a woman for 90 straight minutes.- LOLGOP

Move Along Kansans, Nothing To See Here
Kansas Governor Sam Brownback enacted his grand “tea party experiment” of Republican government, where he and his Republican-led legislature cut taxes and significantly reduced spending. The result has been catastrophic for the state’s economy and for jobs, but a report that would detail just how catastrophic is now being censored by the Brownback administration.



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Trump was actually describing himself in an interview this week and said that his strongest suit is his temperament. Although sadly, even that suit is made in China.- Jimmy Fallon

Biz/Tech News

• Will U.S. election outcome drive people to Costa Rica?
• Robert Reich: Congress pretends to shame corrupt CEOs – but does nothing to stop their crimes
• 'We have to inhabit other planets': Gary Johnson offers libertarian solution to climate change
• Trump's Giant Conflict of Interest Just Got Bigger

From a ratings standpoint, the 2016 election has been an enormous success, the only downside being the possible destruction of all living things on the planet.- Andy Borowitz

Wah! He Wants To Be Condescending To Women! Mission Accomplished.
Fox News host Bill Hemmer claimed over the weekend that men faced reverse sexism because they could not get away with being “condescending” to women on television.






When I was a kid they told us pot makes you violent and lazy. 
I say making violent people lazy prevents a lot of crime. - John Fugelsang

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Odd News

• Snake wrapped around armrest halts Japanese 'bullet' train
• Indian man bitten by python whilst posing for selfie
• Driver Rolls Car After Stowaway Spider Drops Into Her Lap
• Runaway Inflatable Bird Takes Flight In City Streets
• This Is The Cutest Dog That Ever Stabbed Its Owner With A Knife

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A group of samurai in front of the Sphinx in Egypt, 1863.

Peace.