Friday, September 23, 2016

Trump's Russian Ties Increase

U.S. intel officials probe ties between Trump adviser and Kremlin
U.S. intelligence officials are seeking to determine whether an American businessman identified by Donald Trump as one of his foreign policy advisers has opened up private communications with senior Russian officials — including talks about the possible lifting of economic sanctions if the Republican nominee becomes president, according to multiple sources who have been briefed on the issue.


People who are voting Trump because of the Supreme Court are essentially saying they'd rather see the world explode than two dudes kissing. - Emanuel Zbeda on Twitter







The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

Wow, Peace In Colombia? Really?
Leaders of the Revolutionary Armed Forces of Colombia have given their unanimous support to a peace agreement reached last month with the government.





Perhaps if we all started referring to Climate Change as 'ISIS' the media might take the threat seriously.- John Fugelsang





Yep, Most Americans And EaglesThink Trump Is Nutz
A majority of voters say Donald Trump would allow the U.S. to default on its debt and that he would misuse the power of the presidency to punish his political opponents.
And nearly half of voters — 46 percent — say the GOP nominee would use a nuclear weapon to attack ISIS or another foreign enemy.






Republican Shenanigans

If you actually thought Ted Cruz had principles, I'm sure some news organization wants to interview you right now.- LOLGOP





30% Of Voters Have No Idea WTF Trump Is Doing
Nearly a third of voters say they know little about Donald Trump’s positions ahead of the first presidential debate on Monday, a new poll found.
Thirty percent know “not much” or “nothing at all” about the Republican nominee's stances, according to a Pew survey released Friday. A smaller percentage, 18 percent, said they know “not much” or “nothing at all” about Hillary Clinton’s positions.


Trump Warns That Clinton Will Rig Debate by Using Facts - Andy Borowitz






Uh Oh. We May See Trump Take A Perp Walk Before Election Day
Donald Trump committed perjury. Or he looked into the faces of the Republican faithful and knowingly lied. There is no third option.






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Hillary Disobeys Obama!
Hillary Clinton would sign a controversial bill allowing families of victims of the 9/11 terrorist attacks to sue Saudi Arabia in U.S. courts, her campaign says, breaking with President Obama.


They’re offering the debate in virtual reality, so if you want to feel like you’re actually on stage during the debate, here’s your chance, Jeb.- Jimmy Fallon




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A letter written by George Washington in 1786 is going on sale for $35,000. The letter is to a friend and says, “Don’t tell anyone, but I was born in Kenya.”- Jimmy Fallon


Biz/Tech News


A UPS Drone Will Be Coming To A Location Near You!
United Parcel Service Inc. UPS -0.42 % said Friday it successfully used a drone to deliver medicine to an island near Boston, jumping into a race with competitors such as Amazon.




In Breaking Bad 2 a sick botany teacher grows weed to provide for his family & the whole town mellows out & everyone gets along.- John Fugelsang






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Odd News



Time To Deflate Photo

I shudder to think that this Bengal Tiger pounced on the photographer right after the shot.

Give Peace A Chance.

Thursday, September 22, 2016

I report, you decide.

Mike Pence, Ivanka Trump & Donald Trump Jr. to visit Colorado 
Donald Trump's daughter, Ivanka Trump, will attend a breakfast in Denver ... Donald Trump's son, Donald Trump Jr., will hold a rally at the Mesa County...


I don't know about you but repeated sexy photographs of a father and daughter give me the major creeps.






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Trump is now advocating an increase in "stop and frisk" by police. So when he asked Black voters a few weeks ago, "What do you have to lose" by voting for him, they now have an answer: just their civil liberties! - Andy Borowitz







This New York Boy Reflects The Best In America
A six-year-old boy from New York has won the respect of US President Barack Obama and thousands of others after he offered to take in Omran Daqneesh, a little boy who was injured after his home in Aleppo, Syria, was bombed.
The image of five-year-old Omran sat alone in an ambulance, covered in dust and blood, shocked the world and inspired six-year-old Alex, from Scarsdale, New York, to take action.







Republican Shenanigans

Many in nation are tired of explaining things to idiots. - Andy Borowitz





Putin's Pal Proclaims Trump Win!
One of Vladimir Putin’s closest friends said on Thursday he believed Donald Trump would be the next president of the United States and that Western leaders were no match for the Russian president.




AHNC Trivia
I ran across an interesting website while searching for the Las Vegas odds on the presidential election. The website is updated every five minutes and covers not only the presidential election but all elections.
It is called Election Betting Odds By Maxim Lott and John Stossel. Yes, that John Stossel and Maxim Lott of Fox News.
I report, you decide.



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Trump: NO Fact Checking At Debate
Donald Trump says debate moderator Lester Holt shouldn’t try to fact-check the candidates at next week’s presidential debate.




Republicans are suing to stop millions of Americans getting paid for working overtime. Republicans. 
Not Mexico. Not China. Republicans. - LOLGOP

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Biz/Tech News





This is what this election is about: Rich people taking money from poor people's pockets while screaming about bad & scary brown people are. - LOLGOP


Trump Makes Money Whenever And Wherever He Can!
Donald Trump’s presidential campaign has paid his family's businesses more than $8.2 million, according to a POLITICO analysis of campaign finance filings, which reveals an integrated business and political operation without precedent in national politics.







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Time To Deflate Photo

My friend Yerlin took this photograph yesterday near her house in Guanacaste province, Costa Rica. It was a foggy day but the rainbow somehow managed to break through.

Peace.

Wednesday, September 21, 2016

Headline in the year 2046

Sheriff Arpaio on Obama birth certificate: 'I'm not going to give up'
Even though Donald Trump finally acknowledged last week that President Barack Obama was born in the United States, one of the Republican nominee's most prominent allies in law enforcement is not dropping the case.


So birtherism is awful. And one unproven allegation of it from 8 years ago is worse than 5 years of screaming about it on TV. Perfect sense. - LOLGOP







The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

If rallies decide this election, prepare for our first monster truck president.- LOLGOP



Corporate Terrorism?
About 30 minutes east of Tampa Bay, a 45-foot-wide sinkhole opened in late August, depositing at least 215 million gallons of polluted, slightly radioactive water into a vast underground aquifer. (That's enough to fill more than 310 Olympic-size swimming pools.) The company responsible for the spill, fertilizer giant Mosaic, didn't publicly disclose it until last Thursday, two weeks after it started. 





Republican Shenanigans

Donald Trump's record...   
Elected offices held: 0   
Divorces: 2   
Bankruptcies: 4   
Draft deferments: 5   
Bad hair days: 12,375
- FrankTheDoorman





Trump and Polish Undocumented Workers
When Marco Rubio attacked Donald Trump on the debate stage this week for using undocumented Polish workers to build Trump Tower, the developer shrugged it off.
"He brings up something from 30 years ago," Trump shot back. "It worked out very well. Everybody was happy."


Donald Trump has pledged to create 25 million new jobs. All of them in the profession of fact-checking. - Conan O'Brien




Donald Trump’s running mate Mike Pence said that his role model for the vice presidency is Dick Cheney. To prove it, this weekend Pence had six heart attacks and shot his friend in the face.- Conan O'Brien

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Rock The Voter News

It’s come out that Hillary Clinton is having a hard time connecting with millennial voters. So now she’s saying that last week’s coughing spell was actually due to a massive bong hit.- Conan O'Brien





Don't Mess With Texas!
Back in July, the U.S. Court of Appeals for the 5th Circuit ruled that Texas’ draconian new voter ID requirements are illegal under the federal Voting Rights Act because they discriminate against minorities. In accordance with that decision, U.S. District Judge Nelva Gonzales Ramos forbade the state from enforcing the blocked law or disenfranchising voters who lack ID.
But Texas quickly violated this court order by actively misleading voters about ID requirements in statements to the press and official voting materials.

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When asked point-blank whether he considered women humans, the billionaire responded, “It should be a case-by-case thing.”- Andy Borowitz


Biz/Tech News





How To Navigate Trump's Wall
Drug smugglers employ very creative methods to get their loads across the U.S.-Mexico border.
But it's not every day they use a van outfitted with a 10-foot (3-meter) air cannon to shoot projectiles into the United States...Smugglers have even used heavy equipment and ladders to hoist trucks loaded with marijuana over the border fence, which in parts of Arizona can go as high as 26 feet (7.9 meters).



One thing Trump never used Trump Foundation funds to pay for was dignity. - Jeff Tiedrich



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Odd News



Time To Deflate Photo

Oldest known photo of a Tornado, 20 miles SW of Howard, South Dakota, US. Aug. 28, 1884.

Peace.