Saturday, September 17, 2016

Trump says Obama was born in Hawaii, not Kenya!


So Will Trump Follow Through On His $5 Million Birther Charity Promise?
So now that Donald Trump -- after years of race-baiting and rumor-mongering -- believes that President Obama was born in the United States, will he follow through on his promise to donate $5 million to charity once he was given proof?


The birther movement was about delegitimizing the first African-American president in our history. - Bernie Sanders






The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

So the guy who got a 1-Y medical deferment as a teenager is now, as an overweight 70-year-old fast food junkie, healthy and fit for service? - Tina Dupuy





Trump Wonders if He's Doing Well Enough in Polls to Start Saying Nazi Stuff Again. - Andy Borowitz




Hillary Hater Is Gonna Be Sad
Sweden's court of appeals on Friday rejected a plea from WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange to drop an arrest warrant against him as a suspect in an alleged rape in 2010.














Gasoline Spill In Alabama
A pipeline leak that spilled about 6,000 barrels of gasoline in rural Alabama means drivers across the eastern U.S. will likely be paying more at the pump.


Aerial photo of two of the three mine water retention ponds at the site of a pipeline leak that spilled an estimated 250,000 gallons of gasoline in Shelby County, Ala. The retention pond on the right is where the gasoline has been contained.(DUH!) (Courtesy Colonial Pipeline)






Donald Trump is like Jesus for Christians who've rejected the teachings of Jesus. - John Fugelsang




Republican Shenanigans

Donald Trump assures you Hillary was a birther first and he's got investigators in Hawaii with proof of it that he'll show you sometime. - John Fugelsang


NOTICE: I posted this two days ago and it is not true! Mea culpa!





Not only should cannabis be legalized, it should also be forcibly administered to Congress.- John Fugelsang




The White House has announced that America will accept 110,000 refugees next year. Meanwhile, Canada announced if Donald Trump wins, they’ll accept 110 million refugees.- Conan O'Brien

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Whaaat? Is The Media Turning Against Trump?
The television reporters following Donald Trump on Friday erased video of a hotel tour to protest being denied editorial access to the Republican nominee.
Staffers from the major TV networks made the decision after the campaign refused to allow a producer to join Trump on a tour of his new Washington, D.C., hotel...


Either way, he's gone from lying about a racist conspiracy to threatening a woman's life in less than 7 hours. - LOLGOP





Rock The Voter News

Where Is The Liberal Media?
Americans' trust in the media has sunk to a new low, and a bitter presidential race may be to blame, a Gallup survey showed Wednesday.


Emotional Obama tearfully thanks Trump for granting him citizenship. - Andy Borowitz




Ivanka Trump abruptly ended an interview with Cosmopolitan magazine because she felt the questions were “unfair.” Of course it’s understandable, most of us wither under the intense political grilling of Cosmopolitan magazine.- Conan O'Brien

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Trump boasting that he got POTUS to show a birth cert makes him the 1st man in history to brag that someone proved he's a liar.- John Fugelsang


Biz/Tech News

Trump Says He Gets Daily Exercise by Changing Positions. - Andy Borowitz






California added 63,000 jobs in August, 42% of U.S. total
California employers quieted any lingering doubts about the state’s economy in August, as an uptick in hiring helped absorb hordes of new job-seekers. 






Sure, we have self-driving cars now, but what about self-folding calzones? Do I have to do ALL of the work?- Stephen Colbert





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Thank you so much for visiting. I hope you have a great weekend.


NOTICE: Yerlin's thumb is doing great!

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Odd News



Time To Deflate Photo

The tipoff for the NUT Finals!

Peace.

Thursday, September 15, 2016

Trump Appears On Dr. Oz


Donald Trump Says Campaigning Is 'a Form of Exercise' on 'Dr. Oz'
Donald Trump talked about his medical history on "The Dr. Oz Show" and said of campaigning, "In its own way, it's a pretty healthy act." Trump ...



Trump went to Oz & walked away without a brain, a heart or courage. - John Fugelsang



I retweeted Cher.



The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam



More Leaked Emails
Condoleezza Rice reportedly criticized former Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld  in an email to Colin Powell for his handling of the war in Iraq...






Think of the awful things we know about Donald Trump. Now, think about what he doesn't want us to know. - LOLGOP


Uh, let me guess -- the media?


Trump Says He Gets Daily Exercise by Changing Positions. - Andy Borowitz



Republican Shenanigans






Today Republican candidate Donald Trump decided to clear the air and reveal the results of a recent physical, on “The Dr. Oz Show.” Which is an interesting move. Like for Donald Trump, you know, sure, Dr. Oz is a respected doctor — you know, in the same way that Dr. Dre is a respected doctor.- James Corden




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IMHO: Trump's Russian Ties Are Going To Bring Him Down
On April 16, 2013, federal agents burst into a swanky apartment at Trump Tower in New York City as part of a larger raid that rounded up 29 suspected members of two global gambling rings with operations allegedly overseen by an alleged Russian mob boss named Alimzhan Tokhtakhounov. The Russian was not nabbed by US law enforcement. Since being indicted in the United States a decade earlier for allegedly rigging an ice skating competition at the 2002 Olympics, he had been living in Russia, beyond the reach of Western authorities. And this new gambling indictment did not appear to inconvenience Tokhtakhounov. Seven months after the bust, he was a VIP attendee at Donald Trump's Miss Universe 2013 contest held in Moscow. In fact, Tokhtakhounov hit the red carpet within minutes of Trump. An alleged crime lord who was a fugitive from American justice was apparently a celebrity guest at Trump's event.


The bad news for Donald Trump is that narcissistic personality disorder cannot be cleared up with antibiotics. - Andy Borowitz



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Judge Defines Discrimination To GOP Lawyers
Attorneys defending Indiana Gov. Mike Pence's order to bar agencies from helping Syrian refugees resettle in his state faced unusually fierce questioning before a federal appeals court Wednesday, suggesting the panel might side with a lower court that found the order discriminatory.


Do that thing where you're not a dick. - Jesus (translated) - John Fugelsang






Rock The Voter News



Up In $moke
No need to shed a tear over John Boehner's departure from politics. He may never have to pay for another cigarette again.







Hillary Clinton Has Brain Pneumonia, Trump Demands To Be Sworn In Immediately . - Wonkette

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The upcoming movie about President Barack Obama’s college years reportedly shows a young Obama shirtless, smoking cigarettes and smoking weed. Or as the president calls him: 2017 Obama.- Jimmy Fallon


Biz/Tech News

Hey, remember when those "illegals" outsourced your job, crashed the housing market & cut taxes for the rich?  Vote for a white billionaire. - John Fugelsang







I love the little people, they make my house pretty.

Only Little People Pay Taxes - Leona Helmsley (a nemesis and female version of Trump)
Donald Trump Jr. on Wednesday defended his father's decision not to release his tax returns, saying scrutiny of the documents would distract from Donald Trump's campaign message.






Wal-Mart is working on a self-driving shopping cart that would return itself to the store after you’re done using it. Though the minute that Wal-Mart shopping cart becomes self-aware, it’s going to drive itself to Target and never look back.- Jimmy Fallon





In 10 years I'm opening up a tattoo removal parlor called 'Mom, What's That?' - John Fugelsang





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Odd News




Time To Deflate Photo
A Police officer issuing a woman a ticket for wearing a bikini on a beach at Rimini, Italy, in 1957. Police brutality!!!

Peace.

Wednesday, September 14, 2016

Update


Hillary is not going to die.

That being said, I feel an urge to stuff and mount multiple "news" outlet anchors/"reporters" and hang them in the Journalism Hall of Shame.

Mea Culpa. Mea Maxima Culpa for being offline today.

I have been offline since 8am. At that time I toted my friend Yerlin to a local clinic in Playa Brasilito to tend to her damaged thumb, at my insistence. I dropped her at the clinic and went to visit my friend Yvonne nearby.

Yvonne is a retired nurse, her knowledge of medicine extends from Switzerland, the Vietnam War, North Africa and eventually the USA. She is from the school of Been There, Done That. She saw a photo of Yerlin's thumb on Facebook, looked at me and said she may have to have part of her thumb amputated. My heart and my head totally agreed. Thank you Yvonne.

Within minutes, Yerlin called me to say the clinic doctor would not be in today but the medical assistant cleaned her wound. OK I have had enough.

I picked Yerlin up and we went to a private clinic in Santa Cruz. She saw a doctor, was fully checked out and given new medications. Only time will tell.

Thank you AllHatNoCattlers because a bit of the birthday money you sent me paid for Yerlin's doctor visit...and it was only 25,000 colones or less than $50 US dollars!

Yerlin's infection is very curious to us. How did she get it? At first Yerlin thought she picked up the infection from cleaning a wound on her dog BUT Yvonne disagreed and felt the type of infection she saw was more likely due to her work. Yerlin is the chef at a local restaurant and Yvonne felt she may have gotten the infection from some food item she handled at work.

Soooooooooo...that was my day.

Thank you Yvonne, Facebook and you, my viewers.

I'll be here tomorrow.


Peace, I hope.