Friday, September 2, 2016

GUILTY!

FBI Releases Hillary Clinton Email Investigation Documents
...The summary said that Clinton "never deleted, nor did she instruct anyone to delete, her email to avoid complying with the Federal Records Act, FOIA, or State or FBI requests for information." The summary added that Clinton had tasked her legal team with seeing to it she complied with official requests to preserve her emails.


“If immigrants somehow get over the wall, the condition of our bridges and roads will keep them from getting very far,” a wall supporter said. - Andy Borowitz






The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

 In Outreach to Black Voters, Trump Offers to Meet with President of Africa. - Andy Borowitz




Grab Your Loved Ones And Run For The Hills
Donald Trump has jumped ahead of Hillary Clinton nationally in the race for the White House, according to a new poll.
Trump, the Republican presidential nominee, has 40 percent support to Clinton's 39 percent, according to a poll by the right-leaning Rasmussen Reports released Thursday.


Donald Trump's first act as Commander in Chief will be orderin' the United States military to invade MSNBC. - Tea Pain




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Taco Trucks Everywhere. Thanks Hillary!
The founder of Latinos for Trump on Thursday warned that if his candidate loses, America faces an uncertain future in which Mexican food is far too easily available.
“My culture is a dominant culture, and it’s imposing and it’s causing problems,” Marco Gutierrez said in an interview on MSNBC. “If you don’t do something about it, you’re gonna have taco trucks [on] every corner.”


If we don't build a wall on our northern border, they'll soon be maple syrup & Canadian bacon trucks on every corner.- Erik Bransteen





No Wonder Trump Won't Release His Taxes
Donald Trump paid the IRS a $2,500 penalty this year, an official at Trump's company said, after it was revealed that Trump's charitable foundation had violated tax laws by giving a political contribution to a campaign group connected to Florida's attorney general.

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Obama has now protected more acreage of national parks than Theodore Roosevelt
Speaking at the largest conservation event in the world, President Obama said, “No nation, not even one as powerful as the United States, is immune from a changing climate.”





After leaving office, Bill Clinton started a Foundation that helped over 400M people. George Bush painted his dog. - Richard Hine

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And who doesn't need cheering up after The Donald's speech on Immigration last night?? - Bette Midler


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Trump's Money Saving Tactics
Donald Trump's campaign has not paid at least 10 top staffers, including former top aide Paul Manafort, California state director Tim Clark, former advisor Michael Caputo and two other senior aides who also left the campaign in June.




A prominent Latino Trump supporter announced today he is withdrawing his support for Donald Trump. He said, "I would have done it sooner but I just came out of a year-long coma."- Conan O'Brien
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I'd love to get lost in Longleat Maze, England.

Peace.

Thursday, September 1, 2016

I'm Trumped out.

Mexican president calls Trump's ideas 'a threat to the future of Mexico'
Reversing a more diplomatic tone he set during a joint appearance with Donald Trump in the Mexican capital, President Enrique Peña Nieto .


“As soon as we sat down to order, I made it very clear that I had no intention of paying for lunch,” Peña Nieto said. - Andy Borowitz





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam



Stay Safe Florida!
Florida's governor issued a stern warning Thursday for a state that hasn't had a hurricane landfall for a decade: Hermine, expected to hit the eastern Florida Panhandle by early Friday, could be memorably dangerous.





Illegal immigration at net zero increase, record deportations, more troops than ever on the border.  Something's got to be done.- John Fugelsang


Art Young's "This World of Creepers", published in 1907.


Republican Shenanigans

After insulting Mexico for the past year, Donald Trump was in Mexico today. Things got awkward when he made a speech that started out, “Hola, Rapists.” - Conan O'Brien





I hope Hillary wipes that smirk off his face.
Trump Can't Keep His Lies Straight
Mexican president Enrique Peña Nieto was thoroughly dressed down online and in the Mexican press on Wednesday for hosting a genial meeting with Donald Trump despite the scathing criticism the Republican nominee has directed towards the United States’ southern neighbor. Yet Mexico’s foreign minister insisted that Trump's barbs were addressed during his private meeting with Peña Nieto.
The president expressed Mexicans’ “grave indignation” for Trump’s “insults and offenses,” Foreign Minister Claudia Ruiz Massieu wrote in a tweet on Wednesday night.


Trump's just like his Twitter trolls.  He got plucked like a chicken by Nieto, then crowed like a rooster about how he pecked the Mexicans.- Tea Pain



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CNN Host Slaps Trump Rep With Facts
Kellyanne Conway, like other Donald Trump campaign representatives, has gained a reputation for making wildly fact-free claims to defend her boss.





Dear pundits, just for once, instead of asking if #Trump's speech is effective, ask if any of it is true. Thanks!- Kona Lowell

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The president of Mexico hosted Donald Trump. It was just another example of a Mexican doing a job that Americans don’t want. - Conan O'Brien


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Pope Blames Greed For Global Warming
Pope Francis called on Thursday for concerted action against environmental degradation and climate change, renewing a fierce attack on consumerism and financial greed which, he said, were threatening the planet.





Chris Christie just vetoed a proposal to boost New Jersey’s minimum wage to $15 an hour. Then fast food workers said, “After all we've done for you?” - Jimmy Fallon






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Home is where the warmth is.

Peace.

Wednesday, August 31, 2016

Trump Leaps Over Wall


Trump on Mexican trip: 'Who pays for the wall? We didn't discuss'
Republican nominee Donald Trump said Wednesday that he discussed the wall he wants to build along the southern border with Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto -- but not which country would pay for it.


Obama Pays Mexico Five Billion Dollars to Keep Donald Trump. - Andy Borowitz
The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

“I have been assured by the government of Mexico that Donald J. Trump will be well taken care of and, if he proves to be a productive member of their society, will be provided a pathway to Mexican citizenship,” Obama said.- Andy Borowitz






What Happens In Israel, Stays In Israel
A U.S. appeals court on Wednesday threw out a $655.5 million verdict against the Palestinian Authority and the Palestine Liberation Organization for damages suffered by American families from terrorist attacks in Israel.


Donald Trump's campaign manager, Kellyanne Conway, spoke about Trump's new immigration policy over the weekend, and said he will ensure that enforcement is humane. Humane? I don't think it's a good sign when a candidate is talking about undocumented immigrants the same way KFC talks about chickens.- Seth Myers






Republican Shenanigans

A 25-year-old has scammed over $1 million from Trump supporters. It’s being called "the first time in years that the Trump name has actually made someone money."- Conan O'Brien





Yes, I have a fat head. Why do you ask?


Maine GOP Governor Vows Never To Speak To Press Again. 
Maine Gov. Paul LePage on Wednesday blamed a reporter in part for his fiery outburst to a state lawmaker last week and vowed never to speak with the press again.
LePage last Thursday left an obscenity-laced voicemail on Democratic state Rep. Drew Gattine’s phone after he was told by a reporter that Gattine had called the governor a racist. He ordered Gattine to “prove that I’m a racist” and warned “I am after you.”






Trump is somewhere on the spectrum between sweaty timeshare salesman and Dickens villain recruiting pickpockets. - LOLGOP




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Am I too late for a Matthew McConaughey “alt-right, alt-right, alt-right” tweet? - Conan O'Brien





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North Carolina Voters Have Restrictions Lifted
The U.S. Supreme Court on Wednesday rejected a bid by North Carolina to reinstate for this November’s elections several voting restrictions, including a requirement that people show identification at the polls.




If we're going to build a wall, the day Trump is in Mexico would seem the best day to do it. - Mrs. Betty Bowers



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Apple next week is expected to unveil the iPhone 7. "How's the camera?" asked Anthony Weiner.- Seth Myers





Million Dollar+ Home Sales Fall
Sales of homes priced above $1 million fell 4 percent in July from a year ago, according to the National Association of Realtors. Activity is far more robust at the entry level and middle of the market, thanks to a drop in mortgage interest rates and pent-up demand.


It was reported this week that scientists from the Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence or SETI have detected a signal from a distant star, and they think it could be proof of alien life. Scientists say this could be the sign of a highly advanced alien civilization. While the aliens say, “We attack at dawn.”- James Corden
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Trump has not donated to All Hat No Cattle.
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A young boar got stuck in a fence, and the whole family turned up to see him set free.

Peace.