Thursday, September 1, 2016

I'm Trumped out.

Mexican president calls Trump's ideas 'a threat to the future of Mexico'
Reversing a more diplomatic tone he set during a joint appearance with Donald Trump in the Mexican capital, President Enrique Peña Nieto .


“As soon as we sat down to order, I made it very clear that I had no intention of paying for lunch,” Peña Nieto said. - Andy Borowitz





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Stay Safe Florida!
Florida's governor issued a stern warning Thursday for a state that hasn't had a hurricane landfall for a decade: Hermine, expected to hit the eastern Florida Panhandle by early Friday, could be memorably dangerous.





Illegal immigration at net zero increase, record deportations, more troops than ever on the border.  Something's got to be done.- John Fugelsang


Art Young's "This World of Creepers", published in 1907.


Republican Shenanigans

After insulting Mexico for the past year, Donald Trump was in Mexico today. Things got awkward when he made a speech that started out, “Hola, Rapists.” - Conan O'Brien





I hope Hillary wipes that smirk off his face.
Trump Can't Keep His Lies Straight
Mexican president Enrique Peña Nieto was thoroughly dressed down online and in the Mexican press on Wednesday for hosting a genial meeting with Donald Trump despite the scathing criticism the Republican nominee has directed towards the United States’ southern neighbor. Yet Mexico’s foreign minister insisted that Trump's barbs were addressed during his private meeting with Peña Nieto.
The president expressed Mexicans’ “grave indignation” for Trump’s “insults and offenses,” Foreign Minister Claudia Ruiz Massieu wrote in a tweet on Wednesday night.


Trump's just like his Twitter trolls.  He got plucked like a chicken by Nieto, then crowed like a rooster about how he pecked the Mexicans.- Tea Pain



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CNN Host Slaps Trump Rep With Facts
Kellyanne Conway, like other Donald Trump campaign representatives, has gained a reputation for making wildly fact-free claims to defend her boss.





Dear pundits, just for once, instead of asking if #Trump's speech is effective, ask if any of it is true. Thanks!- Kona Lowell

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The president of Mexico hosted Donald Trump. It was just another example of a Mexican doing a job that Americans don’t want. - Conan O'Brien


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Pope Blames Greed For Global Warming
Pope Francis called on Thursday for concerted action against environmental degradation and climate change, renewing a fierce attack on consumerism and financial greed which, he said, were threatening the planet.





Chris Christie just vetoed a proposal to boost New Jersey’s minimum wage to $15 an hour. Then fast food workers said, “After all we've done for you?” - Jimmy Fallon






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Home is where the warmth is.

Peace.

Wednesday, August 31, 2016

Trump Leaps Over Wall


Trump on Mexican trip: 'Who pays for the wall? We didn't discuss'
Republican nominee Donald Trump said Wednesday that he discussed the wall he wants to build along the southern border with Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto -- but not which country would pay for it.


Obama Pays Mexico Five Billion Dollars to Keep Donald Trump. - Andy Borowitz
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“I have been assured by the government of Mexico that Donald J. Trump will be well taken care of and, if he proves to be a productive member of their society, will be provided a pathway to Mexican citizenship,” Obama said.- Andy Borowitz






What Happens In Israel, Stays In Israel
A U.S. appeals court on Wednesday threw out a $655.5 million verdict against the Palestinian Authority and the Palestine Liberation Organization for damages suffered by American families from terrorist attacks in Israel.


Donald Trump's campaign manager, Kellyanne Conway, spoke about Trump's new immigration policy over the weekend, and said he will ensure that enforcement is humane. Humane? I don't think it's a good sign when a candidate is talking about undocumented immigrants the same way KFC talks about chickens.- Seth Myers






Republican Shenanigans

A 25-year-old has scammed over $1 million from Trump supporters. It’s being called "the first time in years that the Trump name has actually made someone money."- Conan O'Brien





Yes, I have a fat head. Why do you ask?


Maine GOP Governor Vows Never To Speak To Press Again. 
Maine Gov. Paul LePage on Wednesday blamed a reporter in part for his fiery outburst to a state lawmaker last week and vowed never to speak with the press again.
LePage last Thursday left an obscenity-laced voicemail on Democratic state Rep. Drew Gattine’s phone after he was told by a reporter that Gattine had called the governor a racist. He ordered Gattine to “prove that I’m a racist” and warned “I am after you.”






Trump is somewhere on the spectrum between sweaty timeshare salesman and Dickens villain recruiting pickpockets. - LOLGOP




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Am I too late for a Matthew McConaughey “alt-right, alt-right, alt-right” tweet? - Conan O'Brien





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North Carolina Voters Have Restrictions Lifted
The U.S. Supreme Court on Wednesday rejected a bid by North Carolina to reinstate for this November’s elections several voting restrictions, including a requirement that people show identification at the polls.




If we're going to build a wall, the day Trump is in Mexico would seem the best day to do it. - Mrs. Betty Bowers



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Apple next week is expected to unveil the iPhone 7. "How's the camera?" asked Anthony Weiner.- Seth Myers





Million Dollar+ Home Sales Fall
Sales of homes priced above $1 million fell 4 percent in July from a year ago, according to the National Association of Realtors. Activity is far more robust at the entry level and middle of the market, thanks to a drop in mortgage interest rates and pent-up demand.


It was reported this week that scientists from the Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence or SETI have detected a signal from a distant star, and they think it could be proof of alien life. Scientists say this could be the sign of a highly advanced alien civilization. While the aliens say, “We attack at dawn.”- James Corden
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A young boar got stuck in a fence, and the whole family turned up to see him set free.

Peace.

Tuesday, August 30, 2016

One Is A Weiner And The Other Is A Dick

Donald Trump Called 'Amnesty Don' on MSNBC's 'Morning Joe'
Donald Trump has dished out quite a few hard-hitting nicknames during his campaign, but how will he react now that one's been pinned on him?


Trump accuses Anthony Weiner of possibly leakin' classified information.  Turns out it was nothin' we hadn't seen already. - Tea Pain






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The Quarterback Who Stayed Seated
Colin Kaepernick has America's attention: so what does he do now?
It’s one thing to spark debate by refusing to stand for the anthem. But the quarterback now has to take meaningful action if he is to fight injustice





Anthony Weiner would still be in The House if he'd just had an actual affair w/a mistress like a normal congressman. - John Fugelsang


Trump Is Profiting From His Own Campaign
In his hostile takeover of the Republican presidential primary, Donald Trump, novice politician, defied virtually every rule in the GOP handbook. But some question whether the billionaire developer, whose business savvy is his chief political asset, is making money by running for the White House – and breaking some big campaign finance rules along the way.




Turns all those things you thought would ruin your career were just qualifications to help run the Trump campaign. - LOLGOP


Republican Shenanigans


If Anthony Weiner had successfully cheated on his wife many times, Republicans would have punished him by making their nominee for president. - LOLGOP






Red States: Are They The GOP Talking Point Of Freeloaders?
States that voted against President Obama twice are more dependent on the federal government, according to an analysis of new data released by the Pew Charitable Trusts on Monday.
All told, the average state that voted against Obama twice relied on federal funding for an average of 33.8 percent of its budget, the report found.




Leaked Medical Records Reveal Trump is Gradually Turning into Carrot. - Andy Borowitz





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This election will prove, once and for all, that Republicans can run a putrid ham sandwich and get 40 percent of the vote.- Tina Dupuy





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“The estimated cost of a border wall with Mexico is five billion dollars,” a wall advocate said. “We could easily blow the same amount of money on infrastructure repairs and have nothing to show for it but functioning highways.” - Andy Borowitz





"Anthony Weiner is a sexual deviant!" say supporters of an adulterer who said he'd date his own daughter. - OhNoSheTwitnt

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Penny Pinching Pence?
Mike Pence was a young lawyer on the rise, challenging a longtime Democratic congressman in a Republican-leaning Indiana district.
And then, scandal.
Campaign finance records from the 1990 effort showed that Pence, then 31, had been using political donations to pay the mortgage on his house, his personal credit card bill, groceries, golf tournament fees and car payments for his wife.


News that Pence had vanished touched off a panic in Indiana, where residents feared that he might return to resume his political career.- Andy Borowitz






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The FBI is investigating whether Russian intelligence agencies have hacked the computers at The New York Times, or as the Times reported it, "Putin named world's sexiest leader."- Stephen Colbert



New Airfare Option
Dreaming of a vacation, but don't have the cash for the airfare? You can now pay for your plane tickets in monthly installments.










Gene Wilder - One of the truly great talents of our time. He blessed every film we did with his magic & he blessed me with his friendship. - Mel Brooks



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The Athabasca Glacier is one of the six principal 'toes' of the Columbia Icefield, located in the Canadian Rockies.

Peace.