Monday, August 22, 2016

He's going to get us all killed

‘He’s going to get us all killed’: Former Trump voters explain why they’re jumping ship
On  Sunday, GOP pollster Frank Luntz played video of a recent focus group of Trump supporters who have now decided they can’t support their one-time candidate.


Voters are facing a tough choice between someone with sleazy email practices and someone who is a threat to every living thing on the planet.- Andy Borowitz





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

Which Trump version of Hillary do you prefer: the addled, elderly vegetable, or the founder of the worlds largest terrorist organization? - Tea Pain



Michele Bachmann is advising Donald Trump on foreign policy. I wonder, is it the Rapture or Apocalypse foreign policy?
Tea Party firebrand Michele Bachmann says she is advising Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump on foreign policy. 







Asking this man to assume the highest office in the land would be like asking a newly minted car driver to fly a 747. - Ken Burns, historian, on Donald Trump


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The best part of Joe Scarborough and Donald Trump fighting is that no matter who lands a punch, you can cheer. - Warren Holstein




Trump's Campaign Manager Confused That Hillary Let Trump Slide
Donald Trump's new campaign manager says Hillary Clinton will wish she had finished off the Republican presidential nominee sooner.









If a twelve-year old boy were running Trump's Twitter account, everything would make sense. - LOLGOP

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Liar, Liar, Speedos On Fire
The story is familiar. College students and recent graduates, often armed with mom and dad's credit card for "emergencies," travel abroad, drinking to excess, participating in illegal or embarrassing behavior, and flying back home to share their stories on social media.
Ryan Lochte’s behavior in Rio de Janeiro further emphasizes a rowdiness of Americans abroad which instills a particular reputation around the world.










Never interfere with your enemy when he is making a mistake, unless it's to hand him back his phone so he can tweet.- LOLGOP


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Gore: The Original Green Guy
If there’s one thing Al Gore knows a lot about, it’s losing elections with third-party spoilers in the race. Perhaps, that’s why the former vice president turned Earth warrior is encouraging other pro-environmental voters to support the Democratic ticket.









Not only will Trump have a Deportation Force, it will be the third most popular show on Trump TV. - LOLGOP

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Ain't politics funny? Trump supporters love capitalism, but hate it when Hillary gets money from capitalists. - Tea Pain




State Of Trump's Golf Course
Doral wants Donald Trump to pay up.
Doral City Council members will discuss a proposed resolution Tuesday urging county appraisers to reassess Trump’s lavish golf resort — the Trump National Doral, located off Northwest 87th Avenue and 41st Street — after a council member complained that the property has been undervalued for years.






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Santuario Madonna della Corona in Verona, Italy. I wouldn't know whether to rappel up to the church or use the steps.

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Friday, August 19, 2016

Latest Republican Conspiracy: Hillary's brain is damaged

Dr. Drew Leads the Hillary Clinton Health Truthers
Dr. Drew Pinsky, he of celebrity rehabs and adult radio, is joining the chorus of those who say Hillary Clinton is unwell and unfit to be president.


According to the latest Republican rumors, Clinton is in failing physical and mental health and "barely had the strength to cover up Benghazi."- Andy Borowitz






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Ryan Lochte and Donald Trump prove that blaming things on foreigners only gets you so far. - Andy Borowitz




U.S. Forced Iran's Hand In Prisoner Release
New details of the $400 million U.S. payment to Iran earlier this year depict a tightly scripted exchange specifically timed to the release of several American prisoners held in Iran.


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The Trump campaign stubbornly refuses to replace the one person who keeps f--king up.- Andy Borowitz


GOP Racists Forget To Use "Code Talk"
North Carolina's Republican Party has had an interesting response to a recent appeals court ruling that said a number of voting restrictions passed by the state's GOP legislature were enacted with the intent to discriminate against minorities, specifically African Americans. In their scramble after the ruling, party operatives and local Republican officials have perhaps inadvertently provided more evidence that the restrictions were passed with the intent to discriminate.






New on Netflix this fall: "Orange is the New White...Supremacist." -Tea Pain

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Happy Birthday Bill Clinton. Ken Starr Gave You A Karma Birthday Gift Today.
Kenneth Starr said on Friday he is leaving his law professor post at Baylor University in Waco, Texas, months after being removed as president at the large Christian university for not taking sufficient action against sexual assaults.




Imagine having to explain to your children in the future that you voted for Donald Trump for president of the United States. - OhNoSheTwitnt

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Go ahead & mock Paul Manafort but show me on your resume where you worked for Putin & Trump at the same time.   Didn't think so.- John Fugelsang





Gas prices? Down. Employment? Up. Inflation? Down. Stock market? Up.
THANKS, OBAMA! - Stephen King






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Cappadocia, Turkey. Still inhabitable ancient dwellings from the Bronze Age are carved into the mountain side.

Peace.

Thursday, August 18, 2016

Trump Inspires Sculpture!


 Naked Trump statue leaves New York in giggles
A naked statue of Donald Trump, complete with bulging belly and elaborate yellow hair, caused laughter and merriment in New York Thursday until it was demolished by park wardens.


Only way Trump saves his reputation? On 11/8 he says, "It was my plan to expose all of the utter dreck on the right"- LOLGOP






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Donald Trump says he wears his criticisms "like a badge of honor."
Which is good, as we know he doesn't have any other medals at home. - John Fugelsang






Putin Boldly Heading To Ukraine. Thanks Trump!
Russia is bolstering its military presence on its western border, sending tens of thousands of soldiers to newly built installations within easy striking distance of Ukraine.





You just happen to vehemently hate the first black and first woman president. Total coincidence. Nothing you should look at in yourself. - LOLGOP





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Trump hires Breitbart CEO Steve Bannon.  For folks not familiar, Breitbart is Fox News for white supremacists.- Tea Pain






DOJ Says No To Private Prisons
Deputy Attorney General Sally Yates announced Thursday that the Justice Department plans to end the use of private prisons after they have been found to be less safe and effective in operating correctional facilities than those the government runs.





Justice Department seems to have realized that a society that keeps building for-profit prisons is a society that keeps needing more crime.- John Fugelsang





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The Gazillionith Investigation Of Hillary Is Coming Soon!
Republicans on the House Judiciary Committee are planning to press officials from the FBI in a hearing scheduled for next month on allegations that Hillary Clinton committed perjury.







ALERT: National Hurricane Center upgrades Hurricane Donald to Category 5, warns conservatives to seek higher ground. - Tea Party Cat

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The sexual tension between Trump and Hannity has never been sharper. - LOLGOP


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The politicians who tell you 'Obama is coming for your guns' are the politicians who are coming for your Social Security. - John Fugelsang


Mr. Brexit lost his balls.


Koch's Barring Trump?
The powerful donor network helmed by billionaire brothers Charles and David Koch is canceling more than half a million dollars in Florida advertising designed to help Marco Rubio in his Senate race, according to Koch network spokesman James Davis.












Coming soon to Netflix: MR. BREXIT, a new show about a vigilante candidate, funded by Russian hackers. - The Daily Edge




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First flight or flying the coop?

Peace.