Thursday, August 18, 2016

Trump Inspires Sculpture!


 Naked Trump statue leaves New York in giggles
A naked statue of Donald Trump, complete with bulging belly and elaborate yellow hair, caused laughter and merriment in New York Thursday until it was demolished by park wardens.


Only way Trump saves his reputation? On 11/8 he says, "It was my plan to expose all of the utter dreck on the right"- LOLGOP






The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

Donald Trump says he wears his criticisms "like a badge of honor."
Which is good, as we know he doesn't have any other medals at home. - John Fugelsang






Putin Boldly Heading To Ukraine. Thanks Trump!
Russia is bolstering its military presence on its western border, sending tens of thousands of soldiers to newly built installations within easy striking distance of Ukraine.





You just happen to vehemently hate the first black and first woman president. Total coincidence. Nothing you should look at in yourself. - LOLGOP





Republican Shenanigans

Trump hires Breitbart CEO Steve Bannon.  For folks not familiar, Breitbart is Fox News for white supremacists.- Tea Pain






DOJ Says No To Private Prisons
Deputy Attorney General Sally Yates announced Thursday that the Justice Department plans to end the use of private prisons after they have been found to be less safe and effective in operating correctional facilities than those the government runs.





Justice Department seems to have realized that a society that keeps building for-profit prisons is a society that keeps needing more crime.- John Fugelsang





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The Gazillionith Investigation Of Hillary Is Coming Soon!
Republicans on the House Judiciary Committee are planning to press officials from the FBI in a hearing scheduled for next month on allegations that Hillary Clinton committed perjury.







ALERT: National Hurricane Center upgrades Hurricane Donald to Category 5, warns conservatives to seek higher ground. - Tea Party Cat

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The sexual tension between Trump and Hannity has never been sharper. - LOLGOP


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The politicians who tell you 'Obama is coming for your guns' are the politicians who are coming for your Social Security. - John Fugelsang


Mr. Brexit lost his balls.


Koch's Barring Trump?
The powerful donor network helmed by billionaire brothers Charles and David Koch is canceling more than half a million dollars in Florida advertising designed to help Marco Rubio in his Senate race, according to Koch network spokesman James Davis.












Coming soon to Netflix: MR. BREXIT, a new show about a vigilante candidate, funded by Russian hackers. - The Daily Edge




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First flight or flying the coop?

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Wednesday, August 17, 2016

From Russia With Love

Manafort helped Ukraine party secretly pay US lobbyists: report
Donald Trump’s campaign chairman Paul Manafort helped a pro-Russian political party in Ukraine secretly funnel more than $2 million to two lobbying organizations in Washington


Gee, I guess Trump forgot to vet his campaign chairman, Paul Manafort. But don't worry his extreme vetting of immigrants will be awesome!


Paul Manafort isn't sure whether to thank Donald Trump for his first class one-way ticket to Moscow or not.- Warren Holstein







The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam


With Obama on vacation and Hillary campaigning, Trump wants to know: "Who is running ISIS?" - Andy Borowitz





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SUBJECT: Peace Thoughts


Lisa,

  Looking back at some popular songs when I was a teenager, Peace Train by Cats Stevens in 1971 was among them, during the US involvement in Vietnam, where according to Wikipedia, the U.S. casualties were 58,315 dead and 303,644 wounded.

Cat Stevens in 1971.


Cat Stevens' comment about that song:

"'Peace Train' is a song I wrote, the message of which continues to breeze thunderously through the hearts of millions.  There is a powerful need for people to feel that gust of hope rise up again.  As a member of humanity and as a Muslim, this is my contribution to the call for a peaceful solution."

 Following the September 11, 2001 tragedy, he stated:

"The Qur'an equates the murder of one innocent person with the murder of the whole of humanity."

  It's sad that many U.S. residents blame the majority of peaceful genuine members of a religion (or any group of people) for the evil deeds of false prophets.


  Thanks for doing AHNC, as a means of promoting a more peaceful world.

- Sol


Thank you Sol.

I was 21 when Peace Train was released. We as a country needed that song.

The Prophets for Profit are the scourge of all religions it seems. Fear and hate are the timeless tools of the tyrant.

I have great hope that the US voters will reject Trump Think AND most Republicans in Congress. Then and only then can the US heal itself.

The next president will have her hands full.







Republicans to Pull Money from Trump Ads and Spend it on Alcohol. - Andy Borowitz



Republican Shenanigans

Trump says not against Hillary, just the media. Then nabs the top execs from Fox and Breitbart. This is not a campaign. This is a merger. - Tina Dupuy









Here Are Some Taxes Trump Didn't Have To Pay!
Just over a year after becoming governor of New Jersey, Chris Christie and his administration accepted a deal worth 17 cents on the dollar to settle Donald Trump’s casino tax debts in the state...








With Ailes and Breitbart, Trump is now the doomed King Kong, desperately swatting at both GOP and Democrat biplanes. - Mrs. Betty Bowers

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It's Not That Trump Won't Change His Tone -- He Can't.
Despite weeks of calls from Republican leaders for a pivot from his freewheeling primary campaign, Donald Trump says he doesn’t want to moderate his tone for the general election.






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Trump Won't Use U.S. Intelligence. Maybe His Buddy Putin Can Help.
Donald Trump said Wednesday he was wary of relying on the U.S. intelligence community because he does not trust them and believes they've made "bad decisions."







Sarah Palin lost the battle, the plot and her train of thought. But she now has her own political party.- LOLGOP



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Remember, if Aetna drops you b/c they couldn't merge with Humana, blame anyone but Aetna. - John Fugelsang




Florida Governor Loves Zika Because His Wife Will Make A Killing
Florida Gov. Rick Scott has an undisclosed financial interest in a Zika mosquito control company in which his wife, Florida First Lady Ann Scott, owns a multi-million dollar stake through a private investment firm she co-owns.


Just once. Just once. I want to see a TV commercial for a Truck where the announcer has a high pitch voice. - Neil deGrasse Tyson




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Approaching O'Hare, the Chicago skyline shadow reflects off Lake Michigan, under the clouds. By Mark Hersch

Peace.

Tuesday, August 16, 2016

The Tweeter


Trump To Receive First Intelligence Briefing Wednesday
Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump is expected to receive his first briefing from the intelligence community on Wednesday in New York, a source familiar with the plan tells NPR.


If Republicans think calling Clinton too old & rich is slick, they shouldn't have nominated an embalmed 70-year old billionaire impersonator. - LOLGOP







The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

Obama signs executive order relocating Congress to Guantanamo Bay. - Andy Borowitz






Trump Youth Will Be Ratting On Their Own Parents
The founder of “Trump Youth” has called on young Americans to come together to fight the “parasites” of society.






Republican Shenanigans




If House Republicans really cared about perjury Oliver North would be breaking rocks in a federal pen.- John Fugelsang



That's a cigar in my hand, in case you were wondering.
Giuliani Blames Abbreviated Language For Gaffe 
Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani (R) says comments he made Monday about terrorists failing to strike the United States in the eight years before President Obama took office were misinterpreted..."You speak in somewhat abbreviated language," Giuliani said. "All human beings speak in abbreviated language at times.






Instead of givin' immigrants an "ideology test" to enter the U.S., let's give Trump supporters a literacy quiz to see if they can stay. - Tea Pain


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Foreign Donations To U.S. Elections Are Illegal. Of Course Trump Is Soliciting Them!
Donald Trump’s presidential campaign appears to be soliciting foreign donations despite multiple warnings and a criminal complaint filed with the Department of Justice.
On Sunday, an Australian member of parliament, Terri Butler, emailed The Hill the latest fundraising solicitation she’d received from the Trump campaign. 









Trump Blames Bad Poll Numbers on Existence of Numerical System. - Andy Borowitz






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The GOP Will Never Give Up On Jailing Hillary. Never.
A pair of leading House Republicans on Monday laid out detailed instructions for the Justice Department to file perjury charges against Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton.




If, as Trump suggested today, we should only allow people into the country if they support American values, he would have to leave immediately.- Andy Borowitz

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Zika's Impact On NYC 
Officials say 49 pregnant women have tested positive for Zika in New York City since April, and one baby has been born with microcephaly due to the mosquito-borne virus.
Overall, more than 3,400 at-risk pregnant women have been tested under the city's Zika action plan.





Biz/Tech News

Aetna decides that caring for their clients under Obamacare hurts their profits & dumps thousands of patients.  
Which means Obama is evil. - John Fugelsang







Tribal Members Arrested Protesting Pipeline Crossing Their Reservation
Authorities in North Dakota have arrested a dozen people protesting the $3.8 billion Dakota Access Pipeline.
Morton County Sheriff Kyle Kirchmeier said the 12 arrests as of Thursday evening were for disorderly conduct or criminal trespass.





Had a dream where evil space creatures intent on destroying humankind land, watch us for a few days, shrug, then take off.- Conan O'Brien





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The strange but beautiful Passiflora alata, the winged-stem passion flower, is a species of flowering plant. It is an evergreen vine, growing to 6 m (20 ft) or more, which bears an edible type of passion fruit. It is native to the Amazon, from Peru to eastern Brazil.

Peace.