Tuesday, August 16, 2016

The Tweeter


Trump To Receive First Intelligence Briefing Wednesday
Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump is expected to receive his first briefing from the intelligence community on Wednesday in New York, a source familiar with the plan tells NPR.


If Republicans think calling Clinton too old & rich is slick, they shouldn't have nominated an embalmed 70-year old billionaire impersonator. - LOLGOP







The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

Obama signs executive order relocating Congress to Guantanamo Bay. - Andy Borowitz






Trump Youth Will Be Ratting On Their Own Parents
The founder of “Trump Youth” has called on young Americans to come together to fight the “parasites” of society.






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If House Republicans really cared about perjury Oliver North would be breaking rocks in a federal pen.- John Fugelsang



That's a cigar in my hand, in case you were wondering.
Giuliani Blames Abbreviated Language For Gaffe 
Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani (R) says comments he made Monday about terrorists failing to strike the United States in the eight years before President Obama took office were misinterpreted..."You speak in somewhat abbreviated language," Giuliani said. "All human beings speak in abbreviated language at times.






Instead of givin' immigrants an "ideology test" to enter the U.S., let's give Trump supporters a literacy quiz to see if they can stay. - Tea Pain


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Foreign Donations To U.S. Elections Are Illegal. Of Course Trump Is Soliciting Them!
Donald Trump’s presidential campaign appears to be soliciting foreign donations despite multiple warnings and a criminal complaint filed with the Department of Justice.
On Sunday, an Australian member of parliament, Terri Butler, emailed The Hill the latest fundraising solicitation she’d received from the Trump campaign. 









Trump Blames Bad Poll Numbers on Existence of Numerical System. - Andy Borowitz






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The GOP Will Never Give Up On Jailing Hillary. Never.
A pair of leading House Republicans on Monday laid out detailed instructions for the Justice Department to file perjury charges against Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton.




If, as Trump suggested today, we should only allow people into the country if they support American values, he would have to leave immediately.- Andy Borowitz

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Zika's Impact On NYC 
Officials say 49 pregnant women have tested positive for Zika in New York City since April, and one baby has been born with microcephaly due to the mosquito-borne virus.
Overall, more than 3,400 at-risk pregnant women have been tested under the city's Zika action plan.





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Aetna decides that caring for their clients under Obamacare hurts their profits & dumps thousands of patients.  
Which means Obama is evil. - John Fugelsang







Tribal Members Arrested Protesting Pipeline Crossing Their Reservation
Authorities in North Dakota have arrested a dozen people protesting the $3.8 billion Dakota Access Pipeline.
Morton County Sheriff Kyle Kirchmeier said the 12 arrests as of Thursday evening were for disorderly conduct or criminal trespass.





Had a dream where evil space creatures intent on destroying humankind land, watch us for a few days, shrug, then take off.- Conan O'Brien





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The strange but beautiful Passiflora alata, the winged-stem passion flower, is a species of flowering plant. It is an evergreen vine, growing to 6 m (20 ft) or more, which bears an edible type of passion fruit. It is native to the Amazon, from Peru to eastern Brazil.

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Monday, August 15, 2016

So, what is Trump's daughter doing these days?

Ivanka Trump is sight-seeing in Croatia with her BFF — Vladimir Putin’s girlfriend
While Donald Trump campaign chair Paul Manafort is under fire for tight relationships with pro-Kremlin allies and Trump is denying he asked Russia to hack Hillary Clinton, Trump’s eldest daughter and senior Trumpsitting manager is jet setting all over Croatia with Wendi Deng Murdoch, who is Russian president Vladimir Putin’s girlfriend.



If Trump wins, Sputnik can just do state media for both countries.- LOLGOP








The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam


Giuliani said there were no successful Islamic terror attacks in US until Obama took office. Let that sink in. - Kona Lowell






The Russians Are Here! The Russians Are Here! 
 On a leafy side street off Independence Square in Kiev is an office used for years by Donald J. Trump’s campaign chairman, Paul Manafort, when he consulted for Ukraine’s ruling political party. His furniture and personal items were still there as recently as May.
And Mr. Manafort’s presence remains elsewhere here in the capital, where government investigators examining secret records have found his name, as well as companies he sought business with, as they try to untangle a corrupt network they say was used to loot Ukrainian assets and influence elections




Even if everything with Manafort was above board, his last client's last acts were to kill protesters, flee to Russia & ask Putin to invade.- Zeddonymus tweet







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The Trump campaign needs to stop with the scandals. If they really want to make headlines maybe they should say or do something intelligent. - OhNoSheTwitnt



The Cheneys Are Coming! The Cheneys Are Coming!
Former Vice President Dick Cheney's eldest daughter, bouncing back from an aborted 2014 U.S. Senate bid, heads into a crowded primary race next week for Wyoming's lone seat in the House of Representatives buoyed by big-name Republicans and wealthy out-of-state donors.






Claiming 'the election is rigged' proves that Donald Trump has what George Bush lacked - an exit strategy. - John Fugelsang


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And having substantially more voter support is EXACTLY how Crooked Hillary plans to steal this election.- John Fugelsang






Biden Blasts Trump
Vice President Joe Biden said Donald Trump’s claims that President Barack Obama “founded” the Islamic State were “outrageous” during a joint appearance with Hillary Clinton on Monday.
“That is an outrageous statement,” Biden said during his speech in Scranton, Penn. “But let me tell you why it’s a dangerous statement. As he might say, the bad guys are listening.”
For proof, the vice president quoted the leader for the terror organization Hezbollah who quoted Trump’s claims about ISIS and said it was “not simple speech.”



The left bullies Americans out of free speech, cry  people on 1000s of websites, AM stations, cable news & the congress they control. - John Fugelsang




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'When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser' - Socrates, who was probably just a butthurt libtard.- John Fugelsang





Did You Stay At Any Of These Hotels?
An undisclosed number of people who used credit cards at 20 Hyatt, Sheraton, Marriott, Westin and other hotels in 10 states and the District of Columbia may have had their cards compromised as a result of hack ...






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Lake Moraine, Banff National Park, Alberta, Canada. Why is that bench empty?

Peace.

Friday, August 12, 2016

What do Russians and Republicans have in common?


Trump Says Remark About Obama Being ISIS Founder Was 'Not That Sarcastic'
After repeatedly saying in recent days that President Obama is the "founder of ISIS," Donald Trump seemed to change his tune Friday morning, saying that he was being "sarcastic."
But at a rally in Erie, Pa. Friday afternoon, Trump amended himself once more, saying he was being "not that sarcastic" in his remarks about the president, which garnered criticism because of other dubious suggestions about Obama, such as his birthplace and religion.



President Obama founded ISIS, according to a new study by experts at Trump University. - FranktheDoorman Tweet







The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam


"That guy who keeps bombing ISIS is the founder of ISIS," says orange-faced recruitment ad for ISIS.- John Fugelsang


Russia Honors Dictators. No Mention Of Trump.
After dedicating a bridge to Chechen leader Ramzan Kadyrov's father in June, St Petersburg has now unveiled a memorial plaque to North Korean leader Kim Jong un's father, local news site Fontanka reports.





Donald Trump thought he was running for America's president but wound up becoming America's IQ test.- John Fugelsang



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The Democrats should've just run a strong gust of wind for president b/c that's the thing that most scares Donald Trump. - John Fugelsang




Ann Coulter Claims Rape Of The Donald!
Ann Coulter says that Donald Trump is the victim of "media rape" in her latest column.
Coulter, a conservative author and vocal Trump supporter, says the avalanche of negative press toward the GOP nominee is unprecedented.




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Judge Says Planned Parenthood Can't Be Defunded
A federal judge is halting a Ohio law that would have defunded Planned Parenthood starting this year, a major decision that will be closely watched by other states with similar measures.
Judge Michael Barrett ruled Friday that Ohio’s health department could not defund Planned Parenthood because the group’s patients could face "irreparable injury," according to the 23-page opinion.





Donald Trump wishes President Obama a happy 55th anniversary of traveling back in time to plant a fake birth notice in a Hawaii newspaper.- John Fugelsang


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"Top Republican fundraiser and Hewlett-Packard executive Meg Whitman released a statement saying that she will break with her party and support Hillary Clinton. She wanted to release the statement three days ago, but her printer kept jamming." –Seth Meyers




Goodbye Keystone Pipeline, Hello DAPL!
It took seven years of protests, sit-ins, letter writing, and, finally, a presidential review to prevent the Keystone XL oil pipeline from being built. Now, in a matter of months, America's newest mega-pipeline—the Dakota Access Pipeline Project (DAPL)—has quietly received full regulatory permission to begin construction. Known also as the Bakken Pipeline, the project is slated to run 1,172 miles of 30-inch diameter pipe from North Dakota's northwest Bakken region down to a market hub outside Patoka, Illinois, where it will join extant pipelines and travel onward to refineries and markets in the Gulf and on the East Coast.



I'm on the Michael Phelps' 12,000 calorie a day diet minus the whole swimming thing. - Social-mime Tweet






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This woman was caught by the AHNC Truant Officer
Thank you for dropping by and your patience.

Mea culpa for my absence yesterday.

I played hooky.

Yesterday morning I was given the rare opportunity to have a car for the day. So I dropped everything, picked up my Tica daughter and went to the "big city", Santa Cruz, for supplies, food and fun.






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And here is a baby Hedgehog to brighten your day.

Peace.