Friday, August 12, 2016

What do Russians and Republicans have in common?


Trump Says Remark About Obama Being ISIS Founder Was 'Not That Sarcastic'
After repeatedly saying in recent days that President Obama is the "founder of ISIS," Donald Trump seemed to change his tune Friday morning, saying that he was being "sarcastic."
But at a rally in Erie, Pa. Friday afternoon, Trump amended himself once more, saying he was being "not that sarcastic" in his remarks about the president, which garnered criticism because of other dubious suggestions about Obama, such as his birthplace and religion.



President Obama founded ISIS, according to a new study by experts at Trump University. - FranktheDoorman Tweet







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"That guy who keeps bombing ISIS is the founder of ISIS," says orange-faced recruitment ad for ISIS.- John Fugelsang


Russia Honors Dictators. No Mention Of Trump.
After dedicating a bridge to Chechen leader Ramzan Kadyrov's father in June, St Petersburg has now unveiled a memorial plaque to North Korean leader Kim Jong un's father, local news site Fontanka reports.





Donald Trump thought he was running for America's president but wound up becoming America's IQ test.- John Fugelsang



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The Democrats should've just run a strong gust of wind for president b/c that's the thing that most scares Donald Trump. - John Fugelsang




Ann Coulter Claims Rape Of The Donald!
Ann Coulter says that Donald Trump is the victim of "media rape" in her latest column.
Coulter, a conservative author and vocal Trump supporter, says the avalanche of negative press toward the GOP nominee is unprecedented.




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Judge Says Planned Parenthood Can't Be Defunded
A federal judge is halting a Ohio law that would have defunded Planned Parenthood starting this year, a major decision that will be closely watched by other states with similar measures.
Judge Michael Barrett ruled Friday that Ohio’s health department could not defund Planned Parenthood because the group’s patients could face "irreparable injury," according to the 23-page opinion.





Donald Trump wishes President Obama a happy 55th anniversary of traveling back in time to plant a fake birth notice in a Hawaii newspaper.- John Fugelsang


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"Top Republican fundraiser and Hewlett-Packard executive Meg Whitman released a statement saying that she will break with her party and support Hillary Clinton. She wanted to release the statement three days ago, but her printer kept jamming." –Seth Meyers




Goodbye Keystone Pipeline, Hello DAPL!
It took seven years of protests, sit-ins, letter writing, and, finally, a presidential review to prevent the Keystone XL oil pipeline from being built. Now, in a matter of months, America's newest mega-pipeline—the Dakota Access Pipeline Project (DAPL)—has quietly received full regulatory permission to begin construction. Known also as the Bakken Pipeline, the project is slated to run 1,172 miles of 30-inch diameter pipe from North Dakota's northwest Bakken region down to a market hub outside Patoka, Illinois, where it will join extant pipelines and travel onward to refineries and markets in the Gulf and on the East Coast.



I'm on the Michael Phelps' 12,000 calorie a day diet minus the whole swimming thing. - Social-mime Tweet






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Thank you for dropping by and your patience.

Mea culpa for my absence yesterday.

I played hooky.

Yesterday morning I was given the rare opportunity to have a car for the day. So I dropped everything, picked up my Tica daughter and went to the "big city", Santa Cruz, for supplies, food and fun.






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And here is a baby Hedgehog to brighten your day.

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Wednesday, August 10, 2016

Trump's Mouth Should Be Reclassified As A Weapon

Donald Trump Suggests ‘Second Amendment People’ Could Act Against Hillary Clinton
Donald J. Trump on Tuesday appeared to raise the possibility that gun rights supporters could take matters into their own hands if Hillary Clinton is elected president and appoints judges who favor stricter gun control measures.


Trump is the death rattle of the Confederacy. - Tina Dupuy






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So let me get this straight: Refugees running a 50 yard Olympic dash--good.
Refugees running for their life into your country-- bad? - Erik Bransteen


The Philippine's Donald Trump
The first rule of diplomacy?
Don't use a homophobic slur when referring to a foreign dignitary.
But that's exactly what Rodrigo Duterte, president of the Philippines, did in televised remarks Friday. Washington reportedly summoned Manila's charge d’affaires in Washington on Monday to complain, in what must have been a rather awkward meeting.





"I like Trump because he means what he says." "But he said to shoot Hillary. He encouraged murder." "Yeah, but he didn't mean it." - Steve Hofstetter




Is WikiLeaks Pointing The Finger At Hillary For A Murder?
WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange on Tuesday floated a theory that the Democratic National Committee staffer who was shot dead in the streets of Washington last month had been targeted because the operative was an informant.







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I want you to keep your gun. I'm just waiting for you to say the same thing about my health insurance, Medicare, and Social Security. - LOLGOP





Republican Congressman Uses Large Vocabulary Word
Rep. Duncan Hunter (R-CA), one of the first members of Congress who endorsed Donald Trump, on Tuesday evening defended the Republican nominee's line about "Second Amendment" people, arguing that Trump just isn't very "articulate."







BREAKING: Ryan, McConnell Continue to Support Trump Despite Clearly Visible Trapdoor to Hell Right Under Them. - Andy Borowitz


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Republican Party Could Recover as Early as 2140, Experts Say. - Andy Borowitz






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Elizabeth Warren Questions Hillary's Judgment
Sen. Elizabeth Warren is calling an email hack of the Democratic National Committee an embarrassment for the party and the country...The Massachusetts Democrat also said she doesn't understand why Hillary Clinton has given former party chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz a role in her campaign.






According to a new poll, if Donald Trump succeeds in having Hillary Clinton killed she would still beat him by eleven points.- Andy Borowitz

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The Heat Is Only Going To Get Worse, Folks
 Record-shattering temperatures this summer have scorched countries from Morocco to Saudi Arabia and beyond, as climate experts warn that the severe weather could be a harbinger of worse to come.









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Russia in winter.

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Tuesday, August 9, 2016

Trump Has Conditions For Debate

Donald Trump Says ‘I Want to Debate Very Badly.’ But He Has Conditions
Donald Trump said Tuesday that he will commit to three debates this fall with Democratic rival Hillary Clinton, but may try to re-negotiate the terms that have been agreed upon by a bipartisan commission.
“I will absolutely do three debates,” Trump told TIME in a phone interview. “I want to debate very badly. But I have to see the conditions.”


Stop asking Ryan, Priebus and McCain if they still endorse Trump. Ask them if they support his effort to spark an armed revolt if he loses. - LOLGOP





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Our friends in North Korea are said to be working on a big new project. Sometime in the next 10 years North Korea is hoping to plant a flag on the moon. And by that they mean they're looking for someone who can Photoshop a picture of their flag on the moon.- Jimmy Kimmel






Trump Encourages Second Amendment People To Shoot Hillary
Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump seemed to suggest at a rally in North Carolina on Tuesday that Second Amendment advocates might take up arms against Hillary Clinton if she is elected.
"If she gets to pick her judges, nothing you can do, folks," he told the crowd, which was booing the prospect of Clinton picking Supreme Court nominees. "Although the Second Amendment people. Maybe there is, I don't know."



"The Republican Mantra: 
Love The Fetus, Hate The Child. Love The Soldier, Hate The Vet. Love America, Hate Americans".  
~ Shay Chandler





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Good News, Democrats!  Donald Trump is not changin' his strategy or his temperament. - Tea Pain


GOP Fleeing To Hillary
Team Clinton has gained some prominent—and unlikely—backers in this wild election. While a growing number of big-name Republicans have refused to support Trump, many have also taken the additional step of pledging to vote for Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton instead. 






Don't confuse elected Republicans dumping Trump for sudden spasms of conscience. It mostly means he's losing.- LOLGOP


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Someone around Trump should probably tell him that a "third Obama term" is not exactly a threat when the President's approval rating is at 54. ‪#‎math‬ - Andy Borowitz



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The Witch Hunt Expands
The parents of two Americans killed in Benghazi, Libya, are suing Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton for wrongful death, alleging the 2012 attack "was directly and proximately caused" by the then-secretary of state's mishandling of government secrets.







I saw that Nicaraguan President Daniel Ortega has picked his wife to run as his vice presidential candidate. Then Bill and Hillary looked at each other for a second and went, "Nah, nah."- Jimmy Fallon

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Trump Blasts NBC for Covering Olympics Instead of Him - Andy Borowitz






Delta Is Still Having Computer Problems
Delta’s flight woes from a computer glitch carried over into a second day Tuesday.
The airline said it canceled about 530 flights as of 12:30 p.m. ET on Tuesday. Additionally, another 440 flights were delayed...


Republicans are outraged Trump said Hillary should be killed instead of coyly implying it like they’ve been doing for 25 years. - InternetHippo Tweet






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A Mercury train in Chicago, 1936.

Peace.