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Monday, August 8, 2016

The Evolution of the Republican Party

The Party Of Honest Abe Now Stuck With Dishonest Don
Win or lose this November, Donald Trump is headed for the record books regardless, presidential historians say, albeit with an admittedly dubious achievement: the most falsehood-prone candidate in the two centuries of the republic.

Poll: Significant Number of Americans Cite Trump's Concession Speech as Reason for Living. - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

The question of whether or not Trump should be trusted with our nuclear codes misses the point. I would not trust him with my Netflix password.- Andy Borowitz

Some Bubba Calls In ISIS Like Threats
Police are investigating a threat made to a local mosque in Watauga, Texas, where an unidentified man threatened to decapitate Muslims who attended it.

"Go Russia!"
-- Trump, enjoying the Olympics

Republican Shenanigans

Donald Trump has retracted his claim that he saw a video of a US plane delivering cash to Iran. What he actually saw was a video of a cat playing the piano.- Andy Borowitz

Wow. A Conservative Is Running As An Independent.
Evan McMullin, the former CIA agent who announced today that he is running for president, had harsh words for both Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump, telling ABC News he believes both are "woefully unfit for the responsibilities they seek."

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Probably my favorite law that Hillary will definitely get passed when she becomes president is that men will have to bear children now. - OhNoSheTwitnt

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Biz/Tech News

Trump's economic plan: Build a wall between rich and poor and make the poor pay for it!- Tina Dupuy

Economists Find Trump's Economic Plan Simply Frightening
Economists and Wall Street executives portrayed Donald Trump's economic platform as a kind of Frankenstein's monster, stitching together old ideas from the left and right.

It's #InternationalCatDay. Your cat doesn't care.- John Fugelsang

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Friday, August 5, 2016

Donald really wants to build a metaphorical wall around the United States

Trump says refugees are ‘animals’ who pose a hidden threat
“Hillary Clinton wants to have them come in by the hundreds of thousands,” Trump warned Thursday, to a chorus of boos.

If you insiders to Trump talk him into dropping out I swear we comedians will never forgive you. - John Fugelsang

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

Look, by dodging the draft, Trump sacrificed all the medals he'd have won had he served in Vietnam, so brave and glorious he'd have been. - Tea Party Cat

ALERT: National Hurricane Center upgrades Hurricane Donald to Category 5, warns conservatives to seek higher ground. - Tea Party Cat

Republican Shenanigans

George Zimmerman is a hero to everyone who wants to legally kill the person kicking your ass in a fight you started. - John Fugelsang

Keeping Donald At Arm's Length
One of the many signs that Donald Trump is going to lose this election (possibly very badly) is that some of his biggest media supporters/enablers are already starting to either jump ship, or to dive for cover from the inevitable blowback from his defeat. The two best examples of this so far are Joe Scarborough and Sean Hannity.

The Funniest Tweets Imagining #DonaldTrumpTheMovie - about.com

And just last month The Onion rejected my story on Donald Trump fighting a baby as “too far fetched, even for satire." - Tea Party Cat

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Republicans are as mad at Obama for succeeding as we were at Bush for failing. - LOLGOP

Cursing Is Now Acceptable On CNN?
On Don Lemon's CNN Tonight, which has a knack for featuring explosive, passionate, sometimes out-of-control panels on touchy subjects like race, we got both an a-bomb and an s-bomb by actor Graham Beckel in the same segment.

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Longest streak of total job growth on record, wages rising at fastest pace in 7 years. We've come a long way, America—let's keep it going. - President Obama Tweet

Biz/Tech News

Paul Ryan: "Even though Trump won't endorse me, I endorse him. His dictatorship and nuclear war won't be so bad if the rich get tax cuts."- Tea Party Cat

Costa Rica Taxi Drivers Against Uber
Taxi drivers across the country will stage a national protest next Tuesday, Aug. 9 against what they said is a lack of action from the government to stop the ride-hailing service Uber, which they say is illegal. They plan to block major roads and highways at strategic points, including in front of Juan Santamaría International Airport and at major intersections in San José

Forget the T-shirt or beer guy, the most popular Rio Olympic vendor will be the dude who sells OFF! mosquito repellent. - Erik Bransteen

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Thursday, August 4, 2016

I bet Trump wishes he could land on an aircraft carrier

Harvard GOP Won't Endorse Party Nominee Trump For First Time In History
For the first time in its 128-year history, the Harvard Republican Club said it will not endorse the party's nominee, calling Donald Trump's views "absurdly cruel" in a Medium post published Thursday.

DNC Headquarters Mobbed by Republican Refugees Seeking Asylum. - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

The GOP thought they could destroy Trump by saying he wasn't conservative enough
Maybe they should have pointed out he's unqualified & nuts. - LOLGOP

The Syrians Are Coming! The Syrians Are Coming! Welcome!
After a slow start, it appears increasingly likely that the Obama administration will hit its goal of admitting 10,000 Syrian refugees into the United States before the end of September.

"Why can't we use nuclear weapons?" Said no one with normal-sized hands ever.- Tina Dupuy

Republican Shenanigans

Romney lost FL with 39% of the Hispanic vote. Trump is polling at 13%. - Michael Grunwald

Clint Continues To Shoot Political Blanks
Clint Eastwood, the Republican actor/director and conservative icon who played “Dirty” Harry Callahan, served as mayor of Carmel-by-the-Sea, California, and spoke to an empty chair at the 2012 Republican National Convention, voiced his support for Donald Trump...

Clint Eastwood, defending Trump, says 'When I was growing up, we didn't call it racism.' Emmett Till unavailable for comment. - John Fugelsang

"Racism is not getting worse. It's getting filmed." — Will Smith

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In exchange for HALF of the Zika funding we need, the GOP wanted
*Obamacare cuts
*Dumb limits on Planned Parenthood. - LOLGOP

55 years young and that smile still gets me every single day. Happy birthday, Barack. I love you. -mo

Republican leaders will abandon Trump, but it won't be because of anything Trump said. It will be because Trump's poll numbers went down. - Havana Ted Tweet

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Supreme Court Delays Transgender Decision
The Supreme Court intervened for the first time Wednesday in the controversy over transgender rights and blocked a lower court ruling that would have allowed a transgender boy to use the high school restroom that fits his “gender identity.”...Justice Stephen G. Breyer signaled he did not support the school board’s emergency appeal, but said he joined the court’s four conservatives as a “courtesy” to put the issue on hold until the justices can review the matter when they return in the fall.

Part of what's galling about the GOP's moral cowardice towards Trump, is that they spent decades berating liberals supposed lax morals. - Christopher Hayes

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Hillary Clinton supporters had a fundraiser tonight at a cyber security convention in Las Vegas; all the proceeds will go toward teaching Hillary how to use her email account.- Jimmy Kimmel

Biz/Tech News

Sasha Obama found a summer restaurant job. Trump still hiring foreign staff at his Florida resorts because he "can't find US workers" - Richard Hine

Roger Ailes Takes Ball And Goes Home
Ousted Fox News boss Roger Ailes can’t buy love from his Hudson River hamlet.
The embattled exec has walked away from funding a senior center near his lavish estate in upstate Garrison after neighbors blasted a plan to put his name on the building.

Given current weather trends, a Sharknado is a distinct possibility. - Conan O'Brien

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Monday, August 8, 2016

The Evolution of the Republican Party

Friday, August 5, 2016

Donald really wants to build a metaphorical wall around the United States

Thursday, August 4, 2016

I bet Trump wishes he could land on an aircraft carrier

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