Friday, August 5, 2016

Donald really wants to build a metaphorical wall around the United States

Trump says refugees are ‘animals’ who pose a hidden threat
“Hillary Clinton wants to have them come in by the hundreds of thousands,” Trump warned Thursday, to a chorus of boos.



If you insiders to Trump talk him into dropping out I swear we comedians will never forgive you. - John Fugelsang






The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam


Look, by dodging the draft, Trump sacrificed all the medals he'd have won had he served in Vietnam, so brave and glorious he'd have been. - Tea Party Cat






ALERT: National Hurricane Center upgrades Hurricane Donald to Category 5, warns conservatives to seek higher ground. - Tea Party Cat





Republican Shenanigans


George Zimmerman is a hero to everyone who wants to legally kill the person kicking your ass in a fight you started. - John Fugelsang







Keeping Donald At Arm's Length
One of the many signs that Donald Trump is going to lose this election (possibly very badly) is that some of his biggest media supporters/enablers are already starting to either jump ship, or to dive for cover from the inevitable blowback from his defeat. The two best examples of this so far are Joe Scarborough and Sean Hannity.




The Funniest Tweets Imagining #DonaldTrumpTheMovie - about.com






And just last month The Onion rejected my story on Donald Trump fighting a baby as “too far fetched, even for satire." - Tea Party Cat


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Republicans are as mad at Obama for succeeding as we were at Bush for failing. - LOLGOP





Cursing Is Now Acceptable On CNN?
On Don Lemon's CNN Tonight, which has a knack for featuring explosive, passionate, sometimes out-of-control panels on touchy subjects like race, we got both an a-bomb and an s-bomb by actor Graham Beckel in the same segment. 









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Longest streak of total job growth on record, wages rising at fastest pace in 7 years. We've come a long way, America—let's keep it going. - President Obama Tweet







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Paul Ryan: "Even though Trump won't endorse me, I endorse him. His dictatorship and nuclear war won't be so bad if the rich get tax cuts."- Tea Party Cat








Costa Rica Taxi Drivers Against Uber
Taxi drivers across the country will stage a national protest next Tuesday, Aug. 9 against what they said is a lack of action from the government to stop the ride-hailing service Uber, which they say is illegal. They plan to block major roads and highways at strategic points, including in front of Juan Santamaría International Airport and at major intersections in San José






Forget the T-shirt or beer guy, the most popular Rio Olympic vendor will be the dude who sells OFF! mosquito repellent. - Erik Bransteen







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Pretty Please With Sugar on Top.


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Stunning Bled, Slovenia. Is that Melania's home? Photo by @Ilhan1077

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Thursday, August 4, 2016

I bet Trump wishes he could land on an aircraft carrier

Harvard GOP Won't Endorse Party Nominee Trump For First Time In History
For the first time in its 128-year history, the Harvard Republican Club said it will not endorse the party's nominee, calling Donald Trump's views "absurdly cruel" in a Medium post published Thursday.


DNC Headquarters Mobbed by Republican Refugees Seeking Asylum. - Andy Borowitz






The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam


The GOP thought they could destroy Trump by saying he wasn't conservative enough
Maybe they should have pointed out he's unqualified & nuts. - LOLGOP





The Syrians Are Coming! The Syrians Are Coming! Welcome!
After a slow start, it appears increasingly likely that the Obama administration will hit its goal of admitting 10,000 Syrian refugees into the United States before the end of September.



"Why can't we use nuclear weapons?" Said no one with normal-sized hands ever.- Tina Dupuy





Republican Shenanigans

Romney lost FL with 39% of the Hispanic vote. Trump is polling at 13%. - Michael Grunwald








Clint Continues To Shoot Political Blanks
Clint Eastwood, the Republican actor/director and conservative icon who played “Dirty” Harry Callahan, served as mayor of Carmel-by-the-Sea, California, and spoke to an empty chair at the 2012 Republican National Convention, voiced his support for Donald Trump...






Clint Eastwood, defending Trump, says 'When I was growing up, we didn't call it racism.'   Emmett Till unavailable for comment. - John Fugelsang






"Racism is not getting worse. It's getting filmed." — Will Smith

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In exchange for HALF of the Zika funding we need, the GOP wanted
*Obamacare cuts
*Dumb limits on Planned Parenthood. - LOLGOP



55 years young and that smile still gets me every single day. Happy birthday, Barack. I love you. -mo


Republican leaders will abandon Trump, but it won't be because of anything Trump said. It will be because Trump's poll numbers went down. - Havana Ted Tweet



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Supreme Court Delays Transgender Decision
The Supreme Court intervened for the first time Wednesday in the controversy over transgender rights and blocked a lower court ruling that would have allowed a transgender boy to use the high school restroom that fits his “gender identity.”...Justice Stephen G. Breyer signaled he did not support the school board’s emergency appeal, but said he joined the court’s four conservatives as a “courtesy” to put the issue on hold until the justices can review the matter when they return in the fall. 


Part of what's galling about the GOP's moral cowardice towards Trump, is that they spent decades berating liberals supposed lax morals. - Christopher Hayes




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Hillary Clinton supporters had a fundraiser tonight at a cyber security convention in Las Vegas; all the proceeds will go toward teaching Hillary how to use her email account.- Jimmy Kimmel



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Sasha Obama found a summer restaurant job. Trump still hiring foreign staff at his Florida resorts because he "can't find US workers" - Richard Hine



Roger Ailes Takes Ball And Goes Home
Ousted Fox News boss Roger Ailes can’t buy love from his Hudson River hamlet.
The embattled exec has walked away from funding a senior center near his lavish estate in upstate Garrison after neighbors blasted a plan to put his name on the building.




Given current weather trends, a Sharknado is a distinct possibility. - Conan O'Brien






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Milan Cathedral is the cathedral church of Milan, Italy. The magnificent Gothic cathedral took nearly six centuries to complete.

Peace.

Wednesday, August 3, 2016

The Donald

Donald Trump on Khan Comments: 'I Don't Regret Anything'
Donald Trump's harsh comments toward Khizr and Ghazala Khan, the parents of a Muslim-American soldier killed in combat, have proven to ...


"Wouldn't it be ironic if a Muslim sunk Trump's candidacy?"  -  Peter Gerstenzang





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam


"Imagine Donald Trump being the President of the United States during the second week of October 1962?" ~ George Jones







Trump's Wiseguy
Top Trump aide Paul Manafort swore that the campaign had nothing to do with a radical change in the official Republican Party position on Ukraine. He was lying.







So many Republicans are jumping ship Celine Dion's going to sing the theme song.- Albert Brooks






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For years the GOP warned us that America must never let nuclear weapons fall into the hands of an unstable lunatic. Then they nominated one.- Richard Hine




GOP Ponders Effect If Trump Drops Out
Republican officials are exploring how to handle a scenario that would be unthinkable in a normal election year: What would happen if the party's presidential nominee dropped out?










Trump dropping out is the national "My parents may get back together fantasy." There's no fixing what the GOP has done here.- LOLGOP


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Cleaning Up The DNC
On Tuesday, Democratic National Committee CEO Amy Dacey stepped down from her position as the Democratic Party’s hacked email scandal roars on. Dacey is the highest-ranking official to resign from the DNC in response to a dump of stolen emails on WikiLeaks. Fox News revealed that two more DNC officials — CFO Brad Marshall and director Luis Miranda — have joined Dacey in resigning their positions.












While some supporters fear that Trump's campaign against Muslims is distracting him from attacking Mexicans, others believe he can multitask.- Andy Borowitz


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Biz/Tech News




Elections Aid Murdoch's Profit
Twenty-First Century Fox Inc (FOXA.O) reported a slightly better-than-expected quarterly profit, helped by higher ad revenue in its cable division.
The Rupert Murdoch-controlled company's shares were up 0.78 percent in extended trading on Wednesday.



Hey Europe? We've got a xenophobic right-wing nationalist racist politician who's ALSO a reality TV star.  Top that, bitches.- John Fugelsang





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Michelangelo's 16th century grocery list. He illustrated it because the servant was illiterate.

Peace.