Wednesday, August 3, 2016

The Donald

Donald Trump on Khan Comments: 'I Don't Regret Anything'
Donald Trump's harsh comments toward Khizr and Ghazala Khan, the parents of a Muslim-American soldier killed in combat, have proven to ...


"Wouldn't it be ironic if a Muslim sunk Trump's candidacy?"  -  Peter Gerstenzang





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"Imagine Donald Trump being the President of the United States during the second week of October 1962?" ~ George Jones







Trump's Wiseguy
Top Trump aide Paul Manafort swore that the campaign had nothing to do with a radical change in the official Republican Party position on Ukraine. He was lying.







So many Republicans are jumping ship Celine Dion's going to sing the theme song.- Albert Brooks






Republican Shenanigans


For years the GOP warned us that America must never let nuclear weapons fall into the hands of an unstable lunatic. Then they nominated one.- Richard Hine




GOP Ponders Effect If Trump Drops Out
Republican officials are exploring how to handle a scenario that would be unthinkable in a normal election year: What would happen if the party's presidential nominee dropped out?










Trump dropping out is the national "My parents may get back together fantasy." There's no fixing what the GOP has done here.- LOLGOP


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Cleaning Up The DNC
On Tuesday, Democratic National Committee CEO Amy Dacey stepped down from her position as the Democratic Party’s hacked email scandal roars on. Dacey is the highest-ranking official to resign from the DNC in response to a dump of stolen emails on WikiLeaks. Fox News revealed that two more DNC officials — CFO Brad Marshall and director Luis Miranda — have joined Dacey in resigning their positions.












While some supporters fear that Trump's campaign against Muslims is distracting him from attacking Mexicans, others believe he can multitask.- Andy Borowitz


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Elections Aid Murdoch's Profit
Twenty-First Century Fox Inc (FOXA.O) reported a slightly better-than-expected quarterly profit, helped by higher ad revenue in its cable division.
The Rupert Murdoch-controlled company's shares were up 0.78 percent in extended trading on Wednesday.



Hey Europe? We've got a xenophobic right-wing nationalist racist politician who's ALSO a reality TV star.  Top that, bitches.- John Fugelsang





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Michelangelo's 16th century grocery list. He illustrated it because the servant was illiterate.

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Tuesday, August 2, 2016

Trump refuses to support Paul Ryan, John McCain in upcoming Republican primaries

Trump refuses to support Paul Ryan, John McCain in upcoming Republican primaries
Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump is refusing to back House Speaker Paul D. Ryan in his upcoming primary election, saying in an interview Tuesday that he is “not quite there yet” in endorsing his party's top-ranking elected official.


“When that 3 A.M. call comes in, and Mr. Trump is busy on Twitter, Dr. Carson and Governor Palin will be there," Trump's spokesperson said. - Andy Borowitz







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Poll: Majority of Americans Support Military Service for Trump. - Andy Borowitz




More Benghazi Deaths
A suicide car bomb attack in the eastern city of Benghazi targeting Libyan troops killed 23 people and wounded dozens of others Tuesday, a hospital official said.








In fairness, Trump's children have all made the enormous sacrifice of having him as a father. - Andy Borowitz



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Trump says Hillary's "weak" and "incompetent", then accuses her of riggin' an entire 50-state electoral system. - Tea Pain



Trump Calls Polls Phony
Trump fires back after Obama criticism cast doubt on general election polls that show him trailing Hillary Clinton, calling those polls "phony." 






BREAKING: Trump Has Only One Hundred Days to Alienate Remaining Voters. - Andy Borowitz

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If Trump doesn't want to compete with a crying baby, he should imagine how Hillary Clinton feels.- LOLGOP



Zika Funding Update
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) on Tuesday doled out $16 million in new grants to help local health officials keep track of birth defects caused by the Zika virus.
The Obama administration has now spent about $201 million out of the $374 million it repurposed in April to fight Zika — leaving about half of its funding still available.






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Can't think of a convention that was more successful in bringing out the best in its nominee and the worst in her opponent. - LOLGOP






Pope Francis Reaches Out To Women. 
Pope Francis has created a commission to study the historical role of female deacons in the Catholic Church, the Vatican's press office said.
The commission was initially promised by the Pope after a meeting with a group of nuns on May 12.


I have become a single-issue voter in 2016 and that issue is preventing the total destruction of human civilization.- Andy Borowitz





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Is Donald Crazy? Hell, Yeah!
Donald Trump’s recent ‘erratic behavior’ has medical professionals questioning his mental health.





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Isn't the real story that despite a terrible media that's trying to normalize a bigot, Trump is still losing? - LOLGOP








Trump Tells 'Mericans To Avoid Stocks And 401Ks!
Donald Trump suggested Tuesday that Americans should not place their retirement funds into the stock market, warning of “some very scary scenarios.”
In a phone interview with Fox Business, the GOP presidential nominee said that he isn’t a big investor in the stock market, and advised Americans to steer clear of the market as well when considering where to put their 401(k) funds.




A new study finds that Americans have on average become several inches shorter in the past 100 years. But scientists say it's mainly because we're all looking down at our phones.- Jimmy Fallon





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I was hungry when I built this page and saw this photo. Yum!

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Monday, August 1, 2016

A First: Courtesy of Mrs. Trump

New York Post uses nude photo of Melania Trump on cover
The cover of the New York Post showed potential first lady Melania Trump “like you've never seen her before.”
The Sunday cover used a nude photo of Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump’s wife, which was shot in 1995 for a French men’s magazine.


I'd feel more empathy for Melania Trump if she wasn't married to Donald Trump. 







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Now that he's trolling bereaved military families, is Trump going to officially join the Westboro Baptist Church?- Andy Borowitz







WikiLeaks Is Dripping Info Slowly For Maximum Effect
WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange won’t say whether Russia had any involvement in the emails his organization released on the eve of last week’s Democratic National Convention. But he says there are more leaks coming.








"I've made a lot of sacrifices," Trump said. "I made gigantic sacrifices to avoid serving my country."- Andy Borowitz



Republican Shenanigans





Thank the media for tasteful headlines like "Trump Gives Questionable Explanation of Events in Ukraine" over "Horrifically F--king Ignorant" - John Fugelsang




I'll Give This To Trump, He Has Chutzpah 
Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump's campaign appealed to Capitol Hill for support on Monday as his attacks on the Muslim parents of a decorated U.S. soldier killed in Iraq drew sharp rebukes from fellow party members.









Make Americans Who Used To Respect The Military Believe Insulting Gold Star Families Is Somehow Great Again.- John Fugelsang



16 Years Ago, William F. Buckley Wrote This About Donald Trump And It’s Eerily Accurate
Look for the narcissist. The most obvious target in today’s lineup is, of course, Donald Trump. When he looks at a glass, he is mesmerized by its reflection. If Donald Trump were shaped a little differently, he would compete for Miss America. But whatever the depths of self-enchantment, the demagogue has to say something. So what does Trump say? That he is a successful businessman and that that is what America needs in the Oval Office. There is some plausibility in this, though not much. The greatest deeds of American Presidents — midwifing the new republic; freeing the slaves; harnessing the energies and vision needed to win the Cold War — had little to do with a bottom line.






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BREAKING: FBI discovers that Hillary’s 30,000 deleted emails were all Facebook notifications from Biden tagging her on cat videos.- Tea Party Cat




Trump Thinks The Election Will Be Rigged
Republican nominee Donald Trump on Monday raised the prospect of the general election being “rigged” against him. 
"I'm afraid the election is going to be rigged, I'm going to be honest," Trump told a crowd at an event in Columbus, Ohio.




Trump: "I didn't see Obama's speech. I was talking with Putin, who promises his hackers will deliver the election for me. Me." - Tea Party Cat




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Donald Trump is a debit to his race.- John Fugelsang






Koch Just Says No To Trump
Billionaire Charles Koch and his network of political donors will not be supporting Republican nominee Donald Trump, instead re-directing their focus to supporting Republicans in competitive Senate races.


The best part of having the 10 commandments displayed in US courthouses is realizing 8 of them are pretty much legal here.- John Fugelsang








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Yes, concierge, I would like boat #22 to go and get some fresh snow for my Italian Ice.
Lago Di Braies, Italy

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