Wednesday, July 20, 2016

What global warming?

NASA: Hottest June on record continues 14-month global heat wave
The first six months of 2016 were the hottest ever recorded, NASA announced on Tuesday, while Arctic sea ice now covers 40% less of the Earth than it did just 30 years ago.


Look, if Obama had 3 ex-wives and 5 children with different women, 'modern' and 'blended' family wouldn't be the terms being used right now. - Joan Morgan Tweet






The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam


You people just don't get that Donald Trump is the closest some of us will ever get to being able to vote for Boss Hogg. - John Fugelsang






Trump Humps Anti-Obama Crowd
If he wins the presidency, Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump would seek to purge the federal government of officials appointed by Democratic President Barack Obama and could ask Congress to pass legislation making it easier to...



So far the #GOP convention has been a mix of lies, fear, hate-mongering and distortion w/a few moments of inspiration stolen from the Obamas. - Richard Hine Tweet






Republican Shenanigans


Paul Ryan wants us to see Republicans as "kindness and justice" while the crowd chants "Lock her up!" - Kona Lowell






Trump Admits Plagiarism. Promptly Blames Friend.
After 24 hours of confusion and the campaign’s resistance to admit to plagiarism, it seems America finally has an answer from the Trump campaign confirming it was plagiarism and that a close friend might be responsible.









The religious freedom conservatives are most interested in is the freedom to decide what your religion is.- LOLGOP

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GOP Nominates Man Fined $750,000 by Justice Department. - David Corn


Rock Band Mocks GOP
The rock band Third Eye Blind frustrated some guests at a charity concert held during the Republican National Convention on Tuesday. According to multiple accounts posted by attendees on social media, the band played some of its more obscure songs and mocked socially conservative positions during its set at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland.






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Let's all thank @FLOTUS for the only positive speech on night 1 of the RNC. - John Fugelsang




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It's a good thing Roger Ailes is a serial sexual harasser and not a black man with a broken taillight, because that has consequences. - Jeff Tiedrich



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Quicken Loans Arena, home to the NBA champion Cleveland Cavaliers, is hosting the Republican Convention this week. And just like the Cavs’ starting lineup, the convention is expected to have four black people.- Seth Myers


The EU v China
The European Union on Tuesday launched dispute proceedings against China in the World Trade Organization over import duties and other alleged measures involving raw materials.







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Actresses playing mermaids lounge during the filming of Peter Pan in 1924.

Peace.

Tuesday, July 19, 2016

Mrs. Trump plagiarizes Mrs. Obama's speech


Trump Campaign Struggles to Manage Melania Trump Speech Fallout
The Trump campaign, already on shaky ground headed into this week's convention, struggled to find a response Tuesday to charges that Melania Trump's prime-time speech lifted passages from Michelle Obama's 2008 convention speech.


Night One of the ‪#‎RNC‬ ended with "We Are the Champions," sung by the late Freddie Mercury, who would be fucking furious right now. - Andy Borowitz






The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam


This convention is way different that normal political  convention because it feels like there may be an actual stoning.- LOLGOP





Kim Jong Un Wants Attention!!
 North Korea fired three ballistic missiles on Tuesday which flew between 500 and 600 km (300-360 miles) into the sea off its east coast, South Korea's military said, the latest in a series of provocative moves by the isolated country.






Want a TON national airtime? Be the non-white person on the floor at the RNC. - Tina Dupuy






Republican Shenanigans


I thought Melania only took other people's husbands.- LOLGOP






They Don't Even Bother With Smoke & Mirrors Anymore
A Donald Trump supporter with a primetime speaking slot at the Republican national convention, who is billed as a small business owner employing more than 100,000 people, is actually a “multi-level marketer” who does not employ anyone.



Being a citizen is great. Now please elect my husband who wants to deport child citizens along with their parents. Good night, everyone! - LOLGOP





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Scott Baio is sick of people who want free stuff -- like the charities who expected Donald Trump to deliver the donations he promised.- LOLGOP








GOP Feels The Bern
Republicans approved a party platform Monday peppered with Donald Trump mainstays on trade, the border wall with Mexico -- and an unexpected banking reform provision straight from Bernie Sanders' playbook.





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"We're gonna win so big" is a weird thing for a guy who has busted four casinos to keep saying.- LOLGOP




RNC Today: Make America Work Again
After a tumultuous opening day that saw a delegate insurrection on the convention floor, chants for Democrat Hilary Clinton to be jailed, and speakers accusing President Obama of being a Muslim, the Republican National Convention resumes Tuesday for a “Make America Work Again”-themed day.









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Well, Well, Well. Was Megyn Kelly Sexually Harassed By Jaba The Hut?
As a chorus of prominent Fox News women have gone public defending Roger Ailes against the wave of sexual-harassment allegations sparked by former Fox News host Gretchen Carlson’s lawsuit, the network’s biggest star, Megyn Kelly, has been conspicuously silent.










"I'm worried that I will be the last Republican President." George W. Bush






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The road to the clouds in Alberta, Canada.

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Monday, July 18, 2016

The Republican Convention

GOP passes rules vote over outcry from Trump opponents
The Republican National Committee ignored an outcry from angry delegates on the GOP convention's first day and adopted the convention's rules by a voice vote.
The move prompted an eruption from the crowd, people chanting "roll call vote" and yelling "point of order."


If you're feeling overwhelmed by information and facts, take a break by watching the Republican National Convention. - Andy Borowitz






The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam





Violent crime rate down 20.3%, murder rate down 16.6%, during Obama administration. -F.B.I.






DOH! Media Violence Bad For Kids!
Media violence has become a routine part of the daily lives of American children, and parents, lawmakers and the media should take steps to change that, a leading pediatricians' group recommends.



Republican Shenanigans





Donald Trump: “Don’t worry about the speech tonight, Melania-- just make sure you’re super hot. Your hotness proves my greatness.” - Tea Party Cat



Happy Day's Chachi Supports Trump
Actor and director Scott Baio announced this weekend that he will be speaking at the Republican National Convention Monday night, after being personally asked by Donald Trump, and said that he is both "a little nervous" and "excited" to be tapped.






Yesterday members of Congress left Washington for a seven-week vacation. Even the Kardashians are like, “From what?”- Jimmy Fallon


Trump Trashes Sexy Logo!
Donald Trump officially introduced his running mate, Indiana Gov. Mike Pence, on Saturday and also unveiled a new joint campaign logo—different from the original that was swiftly mocked across social media on Friday.


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Trump Reads Obama's Mysterious Body Language
“I watched the president, and sometimes the words are okay. But you just look at the body language and there’s something going on. Look, there’s something going on,” Trump told “Fox & Friends” on Monday.





There's a really good story about the Republican Convention in the Book of Revelation.- Andy Borowitz






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BREAKING: GOP convention to impeach Hillary Clinton in advance of the election and call for her immediate jailing.- Tea Party Cat





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RNC TRIVIA: English is a second language for Melania Trump, making her the first RNC speaker with that distinction since Sarah Palin. - Andy Borowitz



Bizarre: Halliburton Relative Murdered. Suspect Escapes.
FORT LAUDERDALE — A man awaiting a murder trial for the slaying of a woman whose family founded the Halliburton oil services company escaped from the Broward County courthouse Friday just before a hearing.


Scott Baio and Antonio Sabato Jr. are speaking at the Republican National Convention because Larry the Cable Guy wasn't available. - Sam Kalidi





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I wish AHNC had a sugar daddy so I didn't have to bother you for donations.






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This turtle's shell looks like a fireworks display.

Peace.