Friday, July 1, 2016

Moneyed Media


Major Political News Outlets Offer Interviews for Sale at DNC and RNC Conventions
For high-rolling special interests looking to make an impression at the presidential conventions next month, one option is to pay a lot of money to a media outlet.



Objective journalism is one of the main reasons that American politics has been allowed to be so corrupt for so long. - Hunter S. Thompson








The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam


BREAKING: America invaded by ISIS after military made too weak by Obama letting transgender individuals serve openly in the army. - Tea Party Cat







The KKK Has Rebranded Themselves!
Born in the ashes of the smoldering South after the Civil War, the Ku Klux Klan died and was reborn before losing the fight against civil rights in the 1960s. Membership dwindled, a unified group fractured, and one-time members went to prison for a string of murderous attacks against blacks. Many assumed the group was dead, a white-robed ghost of hate and violence.
Yet today, the KKK is still alive and dreams of restoring itself to what it once was: an invisible white supremacist empire spreading its tentacles throughout society. As it marks 150 years of existence, the Klan is trying to reshape itself for a new era






Ever notice how nobody hates Americans more than an American who's always bragging about how American he is? - John Fugelsang







Republican Shenanigans


Gingrich and Christie are smart VP choices to leak. Almost anyone will look better in comparison.- LOLGOP






Religion Doesn't Trump Civil Rights
Almost at the last minute, a federal judge has declared a controversial Mississippi law unconstitutional.The law, HB 1523, would have protected religious objections to gay marriage, extramarital sex and transgender identities. The judge says it favors some religious beliefs over others and would codify unequal treatment of LGBT people.


Donald Trump gave a speech at an industrial plant while standing in front of a giant wall of trash. Before the speech, Trump welcomed his new campaign manager, Mike Metaphor. - Conan O'Brien





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Conservatives say the problem is Christianity ain't taught in schools. The real problem is Christianity ain't taught in church. - Tea Pain






Et tu, Trey?
A day after the House Benghazi committee released a final report that left Hillary Clinton relatively unscathed, conservative activists — the conspiracy-minded ones who pressured House leaders to appoint the committee in the first place — rounded on Chairman Trey Gowdy for failing to deliver the goods.



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Workers strike at Trump Taj Mahal casino
It's going to be a rough start to the holiday weekend for the Trump Taj Mahal casino in Atlantic City.
Close to 1,000 workers at the casino went on strike at 6 a.m. ET Friday after it failed to reach a deal with union negotiators, the union UNITE Here said.
The Trump Taj Mahal is owned by financier Carl Icahn. Despite the name, Donald Trump no longer runs or owns the casino.






There are only 2 things Donald Trump fears: 1) The world discovers he's been lying about being a billionaire, and 2) a strong wind. - John Fugelsang


Biz/Tech News


Now that they found water on Mars, how long before they bottle it & sell it at Whole Foods for $19? - Erik Bransyeen






Trump Whines About D.C. Taxes
Donald Trump is challenging the amount of taxes assessed by the District of Columbia against property near the White House that he is turning into a hotel.
The Trump limited liability company leasing the property filed a petition in the D.C. Superior Court tax division on Thursday, asking the court to lower the assessed value of the property for the 2015 and 2016 tax years and to direct the District to refund any tax deemed excessive.



At anger management classes in Canada, they teach people to apologize less sharply.- Kent Graham





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"If the space you’re in doesn’t have room for your voice don’t be afraid to carve out a space of your own." —Hillary tweeted today

When I read the above quote, I thought, "Wow, that's why I started All Hat No Cattle."




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Terraced farms sculpting the mountains in Yunnan, China.

Peace.

Thursday, June 30, 2016

North American Leaders Meet

Three Amigos Summit: What Trudeau, Obama and Pena Nieto agreed on
What did the Three Amigos discuss?
The talks hadn't even started between Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, U.S. President Barack Obama and Mexican President Enrique Pena Nieto when statements began circulating about what they'd agree on.


I read that a record number of Americans are expected to travel this 4th of July. And if Trump wins the presidency, twice as many Americans are expected to travel this 4th of November.- Conan O'Brien






The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam


"Transgender people shouldn't be in the military." - old men who would've pretended to be transgender in order to avoid the draft - OhNoSheTwitnt




Boris Johnson Says No To PM Job
Boris Johnson, one of the leading voices in the Brexit campaign and the man considered to be the favorite to replace outgoing Prime Minister David Cameron, delivered a bombshell Thursday when he announced he didn't want the job.







Boris Johnson bowed out running for Britain's prime minister in favor of serving as Donald Trump's hair farm.- Warren Holstein





Republican Shenanigans


In Britain, a politician drops out of the race if he is unfit for office; in the US, that is the main criterion for entering the race. - Andy Borowitz




Trump, A Blonde AG & Trump University
A Massachusetts attorney is asking federal prosecutors to investigate a donation made to Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi by GOP candidate Donald Trump...











A new ballot measure will allow Californians to vote in November on whether to legalize recreational marijuana. Californians will have the option of voting either "Yes" or "Hell yes."- Conan O'Brien


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The Miss Teen USA pageant has officially gotten rid of the swimsuit portion of the competition. They announced this in a brief press release that simply said, "Sorry, creeps."- Conan O'Brien






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N.R.A. Uses Veteran Cemetery As Ad Background 
The National Rifle Association is stepping on soldiers' graves — and apparently violating government policy — in its latest shameful display.
The organization's Political Victory Fund released an anti-Hillary Clinton ad Wednesday, "Stop Clinton, Vote Trump," that shows former Marine and Benghazi attack survivor Mark Geist walking through a veterans cemetery.









BREAKING: Paul Ryan announces House GOP will do its job and vote on something at least once in July. - Tea Party Cat

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Biz/Tech News


Toyota announced another massive recall because their airbags can explode at any moment. Toyota then said, "Enjoy your holiday weekend."- Conan O'Brien






Brexit: Brilliant Or Bonkers?
When the dust settles ... it won’t be pretty," Bank of America Merrill Lynch UK economist Robert Wood said. "Once the dust of the knee-jerk market reaction settles, we think that the UK's economy will clearly be the main victim."





If you're going to live each day like it's your last how about co-signing a loan for me.- John Fugelsang




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My favorite city, New York City.

Peace.

Wednesday, June 29, 2016

Trump insists that waterboarding isn't enough when it comes to preventing terrorist attacks

Trump insists that waterboarding isn't enough when it comes to preventing terrorist attacks 
Donald Trump responded to the deadly bombings that ripped through Istanbul’s Ataturk Airport on Tuesday with renewed calls for torture.


In response to former AZ Gov. Jan Brewer's complaint that he calls Republicans "racists and bigots," Obama will now use "assclowns." - Kona Lowell






The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam


Crazy idea: Let's make it a lot easier to vote and little harder to get a gun.- LOLGOP



Surprise, Hate Crimes Soar After Brexit Vote.
The number of hate crimes reported to the UK police’s online registering site has risen 57 percent in the wake of the Brexit referendum, according to the country’s National Police Chiefs’ Council.






Critics are calling those in Britain who voted to pull out of the European Union "racist" and "anti-immigrant." After hearing this, Donald Trump said, "Wow, I’m running for leader of the wrong country."- Conan O'Brien



All Aboard the GOP Benghazi Fishing Expedition! More To Come!
The House Select Committee on Benghazi is scheduling at least one new interview this week, even after releasing its long-awaited report... the committee said that it would be proceeding with a new interview of a military official who claimed on Facebook that he might have knowledge of the incident.








Republican Shenanigans


If Trump did actually find Christ, he'd deport him. - LOLGOP

Ryan Says NO MORE SIT-INS. But Govt Shutdowns, Obamacare Repeals & 200+ Vacation Days OKEY DOKEY
House Speaker Paul Ryan said he "will not tolerate" another sit in on the floor of the House of Representatives like the one Democrats staged on gun control last week.







I would like to congratulate House Republicans on their excellent and insightful Benghazi report. I look forward to their inquiry into the 4,425 Americans killed in Iraq.- Andy Borowitz





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Donald Trump: “The ABC poll is very dishonest. I’m not losing. I get tons more retweets than Hillary, and that’s worth way more than votes.”- Tea Party Cat







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Hillary Spends Millions On Advertising. Trump Gets It For Free!
When it comes to television advertising, Hillary Clinton is blowing Donald Trump out of the water.
Clinton and her allies have outspent Trump forces by more than $20 million in June on television advertising,...






Trump will show off his wife at #HeterosexualPrideDay on a float sponsored by the company that sold her to him. - Mrs. Betty Bowers

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Biz/Tech News


Last week, over 30 participants in a Tony Robbins seminar burned their feet walking on hot coals. The victims just signed up for a second seminar: "How To Get Rich Suing Tony Robbins."- Conan O'Brien






This Ain't Your Daddy's Rolls Royce
Rolls-Royce isn't limiting its robotic transportation plans to luxury cars. The British transportation firm has outlined a strategy for deploying remote-controlled and autonomous cargo vessels. It's working on virtual decks where land-based crews could control every aspect of a ship, complete with VR camera views and monitoring drones to spot issues that no human ever could. Accordingly, Rolls is designing boats where humans wouldn't have to come aboard. In theory, one human would steer several boats -- crew shortages would disappear overnight.


Britain Searching for Graceful Way to Tell Europe It Was Just Kidding. - Andy Borowitz





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Sea Cliff Bridge, New South Wales, Australia.

Peace.