Monday, June 6, 2016

Orange is the new white


GOP senator: Trump's judge comments 'literal definition' of racism
Sen. Ben Sasse (R-Neb.) lashed out at Donald Trump on Monday, calling the GOP presumptive nominee's criticism of a California judge "the literal definition of 'racism.'"


The Giant of the boxing world and a transformative social figure, Muhammed Ali, has gone from this world.  I join millions in mourning him. - Bette Midler







The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam


The Afghan War is like a reality show that everybody hates, nobody watches, it costs too much & keeps getting renewed. - John Fugelsang






Obama and Putin?
 A two-pronged advance to capture key urban strongholds of the Islamic State group and its self-styled capital of Raqqa has underlined a quiet convergence of strategy between the U.S. and Russia...


Republican Shenanigans

Trump reminds you that a woman, gay, Muslim, disabled, immigrant, Af-American or former POW judge would be unfairly biased against him too. - John Fugelsang





Clearly, if we do not build a wall, Mexicans will swarm across the border, enroll in law school en masse, and eventually become biased judges. - Andy borowitz


Tropical Storm Degraded Trump
Florida Gov. Rick Scott (R) has canceled his Monday meeting with presumptive Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump to monitor a tropical storm that is expected to hit the state's west coast, according to CNN. 




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I will vote for any candidate of any party who promises to keep Michelle Obama as First Lady. - John Fugelsang


Rock The Voter News





Obama played golf over the weekend, angering Republicans. Congress plans to release a statement when they return from vacation in two weeks. - FrankTheDoorman tweet


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Biz/Tech News


Welcome to America, where even though the Civil War's been over for 151 yrs we still have poor whites fighting for rich plantation owners.- John Fugelsang




Oil, Oil Everywhere...
More than 25 European and Asian-owned supertankers are shipping Iranian oil, data seen by Reuters shows, allowing Tehran to ramp up exports much faster than analysts had anticipated...




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Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo


Bora Bora. I could get lost there.

Peace.

Saturday, June 4, 2016

Hey, I'm blonde, half Polish and possibly a lebensborn.

CORRECTION: SIEG HAIR TOON in 6.2.16 edition

me editor:       Which is better Sieg Heil Hair or Heil Hitler Hair!
me designer:    Heil Hitler Hair! Sounds better.
me editor:       Thumbs up! Heil Hitler Hair it is. Change the type.
me designer:    zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Mea culpa.


Corrected toon

This photo gives a great view of Trump's hair swooping forward then backwards. It's not a comb over, it's a swoop over.


Friday, June 3, 2016

Trump "University"

Former Trump University Workers Call the School a ‘Lie’ and a ‘Scheme’ in Testimony
In blunt testimony revealed on Tuesday, former managers of Trump University, the for-profit school started by Donald J. Trump, portray it as an unscrupulous business that relied on high-pressure sales tactics, employed unqualified instructors, made deceptive claims and exploited vulnerable students willing to pay tens of thousands for Mr. Trump’s insights.


Trump University instructed salespeople to deliberately mislead customers & manipulate emotions. No wait, that's the Trump campaign. - Tea Pain





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam







I would hate to have seen the hazing rituals while pledging a fraternity at Trump University. Waterboarding and worse! - Jim David



Commies Love Trump!
The state media outlet in North Korea, DPRK Today, called Donald Trump a "wise politician" and welcomed the Republican presidential candidate's remark that he would be willing to speak with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un.





Putin's hockey stats have dropped. Proving Putin is the only Russian athlete who isn't doping. - The Daily Show







Republican Shenanigans


I go Trump university.
Me learn talk good but me lose all moneys.- Tea Pain




Torture Doesn't Work
The military’s use of “enhanced interrogation” techniques against suspected terrorists has always been a contentious topic, and now many of its former proponents are having second thoughts. Eric Fair served as an interrogator with a private contractor in Iraq, and his new book “Consequence” reflects on the work he has come to regret.



It's kind of ironic that Donald Trump doesn't appreciate being judged by a "Mexican." - Warren Holstein






Why Are Anti-Trump Protesters So Violent? 
Donald Trump's rally in San Jose, California, Thursday night was marred by violence by anti-Trump supporters, who targeted the event's attendees and police.



To clinch Paul Ryan's endorsement, Trump said he would try to sound "a little less like Hitler" but still "enough like Hitler" to appeal to his key constituency.- Andy Borowitz


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Rock The Voter News


Sanders and Trump might have a debate. "Our worst nightmare is coming true" - microphones







Trump & Hitler
Donald Trump held an unhinged rally in San Jose tonight...In addition to confusing his wife with his daughter, Trump staged his entrance to one of Adolf Hitler's favorite tunes, Wagner's Ride of the Valkyries.



"Hillary Clinton's new campaign slogan is 'Stronger Together.' Which replaces her old slogan, 'Goddammit, It's My Turn!'" –Conan O'Brien


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The company that makes products for Apple and Samsung in Asia has reportedly replaced 60,000 factory workers with robots. Just to keep it authentic, they're all child robots.- Jimmy Fallon


Biz/Tech News


Donald Trump: "Yes, Trump University was a scam, but I'll pay off the national debt by opening Trump Universities in China. Win-win!"- Tea Party Cat






A Trump Presidency Would Mainly Be Seen In Courtrooms
Donald Trump owes at least $100 million to a foreign bank that's battled with US regulators...






A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. - Steven Wright



It's National Donut Day!



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Just Shoot Me

What a nightmare. On Wednesday the Internet went out. Nada. I tried calling the cable company all day, no answer, nothing, nada. My girlfriend did the same. Later, I found out that the call center went down.

The next day my girlfriend went to the cable office and requested a tech. BUT yesterday about 6pm, the Internet magically turned back on! BUT my 3 year old smartphone is almost dead. I can't scroll, the touch screen rarely works, cannot answer phone calls, but oddly, I can send text messages just fine. I will hold a retirement party for the smartphone (which has never belonged to MENSA!) by throwing it against a concrete wall. :)







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Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo

Ios Island, Greece. Do you see that rocky patch in the water (bottom left)? That's where I would land.

Peace.