Tuesday, May 31, 2016

Trump to the Media: Stop Scrutinizing Me!

Trump to the Media: Stop Scrutinizing Me!
At a press conference, the presumptive Republican nominee's battle with the media reaches new heights.


America leads the world in reality shows about what reality show stars do after their reality shows end.- John Fugelsang





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam


There are guys who look at Trump whiny pouty and think, "Why can't America be that strong again?!" - LOLGOP





Gunning For Immigrants
A Republican congressional challenger compared his combat tour in Afghanistan to the U.S.-Mexico border, but with more shooting.



Republican Shenanigans


We tricked Trump into keeping his promises to veterans. Now let's trick him into paying some taxes. - LOLGOP






Mandarins? Not Clementines?
During a Friday night appearance on MSNBC's Hardball with Chris Matthews, political commentator Ann Coulter used the term "Mandarins" to describe Asian-Americans — and didn't back down after MSNBC anchor Joy Reid challenged her.


Stephen Hawking Angers Trump Supporters with Baffling Array of Long Words. - Andy Borowitz

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The release of Trump's taxes could be a real game-changer if his supporters suddenly develop an ability to read. - Andy Borowitz





Traveling To Europe? Be Careful.
The State Department is warning Americans visiting Europe this summer about the potential for terrorist attacks.


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Trump's proud tax avoidance is a way to brag that he --a son who inherited millions-- got you to subsidize his life. - LOLGOP






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A Win For Trump
The Supreme Court on Tuesday rejected a case that a union brought against a former Donald Trump casino in Atlantic City.




I especially liked your deeply spiritual chain e-mail when you warned of the awful things God will do if I don't forward it to 10 more people. - John Fugelsang.




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A Kingfisher captured at the perfect second.

Peace.

Monday, May 30, 2016

Memorial Day 2016

America commemorates vets over Memorial Day weekend
Across America and around the world, towns and cities commemorate veterans of the United States Armed Forces and the sacrifices they have made. Memorial Day is a federal holiday in America and has been celebrated since the end of the Civil War.


This Memorial Day, I hope you'll join me in acts of remembrance. The debt we owe our fallen heroes is one we can never truly repay. - President Obama






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Donald Trump will observe Memorial Day by laying his 4 medical deferments on the tomb of the unknown soldier. - Tea Pain




Stephen Hawking Explains Trump
Stephen Hawking understands the workings of the universe — but says he cannot fathom the popularity of Donald Trump.
The British astrophysicist told ITV's morning show Monday that the presumptive Republican Party candidate for U.S. president "is a demagogue who seems to appeal to the lowest common denominator."



Remember when thousands of Arabs cheered in Jersey streets on 9-11 like Trump said? That's okay. No one else does either. - Kona Lowell







Republican Shenanigans


Press convinced us Al Gore was boring. George Bush was the kind of guy you'd like to have a drink with. Try having that drink in Mosul today. - Bette Midler






Here Comes Da Judge
A judge, called a “hater” by Donald Trump for his handling of a lawsuit related to the businessman’s Trump University real estate school, has unsealed documents related to the case...“Mr. Trump’s conduct could be subject to sanction for indirect criminal contempt of court,” said Charles Geyh, a legal ethics expert at the Indiana University Maurer School of Law.


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It's being reported the Obama family is planning to move into a nine-bedroom mansion in Washington, D.C., after the president leaves office. I guess he wants to be close enough to drive by the White House every morning and shout, "Sucks, doesn't it?” - Jimmy Fallon






The Voters Feel Helpless
Republicans and Democrats feel a massive disconnect with their political parties and helpless about the presidential election.
That's according to a new poll by the Associated Press-NORC Center for Public Affairs Research, which helps explain the rise of outsider candidates Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders and suggests challenges ahead for fractured parties that must come together to win this fall.

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America leads the world in reality shows about what reality show stars do after their reality shows end. - John Fugelsang







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Subject: Subtitle for AHNC

Lisa,

  When AHNC began, it was about George W Bush, so All Hat No Cattle is a fitting title for your blog.

  As long as Trump is in the election for President, those initials can be re-purposed as All Hate, No Competence (or Compassion or Conscience).

  Hope you had a good visit with your son, and have a peaceful Memorial Day,

- Sol


Love it Sol! Thank you.

Yes, I had a wonderful time with my son. He set me up with NETFLIX and I am damning him for making me an addict.

I did a graphic for you!




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I like political parties that don't get captured by Donald Trump. - LOLGOP


His hands are too large, don't you think?


Trump Trails Hillary In Science Stuff
 Donald Trump trails Hillary Clinton by months, even years, in using fast-evolving digital campaigning to win over voters, data specialists working with the GOP say.


There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't and that's a wife who can't cook and will. - Robert Frost






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NASA remembers Memorial Day.

Peace.

Saturday, May 28, 2016

Trump Tells California 'There Is No Drought'

Trump Tells California 'There Is No Drought'
Trump tells a state in the middle of a water crisis that if he is president, he plans to just "start opening up the water" to ensure farmers have enough.


Make America Evolve Forward Again - John Fugelsang






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GOP primary voters just nominated for President their 3rd millionaire-at-birth 'Nam supporter/'Nam dodger of this young century. - John Fugelsang






Honoring Japan
Nearly 71 years after an American bomber passed high above this Japanese city on a clear August morning on a mission that would alter history, President Obama on Friday made a solemn visit to Hiroshima to offer respects to the ...


Obama doesn't care about vets, say the politicians who sent them to war on a lie before cutting food stamps & UE benefits.- John Fugelsang







Republican Shenanigans



The fact that pretty much no one in govt is trying to take our guns is the clearest sign yet they're coming for our guns.- John Fugelsang






Trump Backs Out Of Debate With Sanders
Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT) had a bemused response on Friday to Donald Trump’s decision to back out of a suggested debate between the two.
“Well, Mr. Trump, what are you afraid of?” the Democratic candidate said.
Sanders said reporters were the first to inform him that Trump pulled out of the prospective debate...


"Donald Trump is floating another conspiracy theory which suggests that Hillary Clinton is a murderer. Today Bill Clinton said, 'Trust me, if that lady could kill, I would not be alive.'" –Conan O'Brien




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"The latest NBC/Wall Street Journal poll has found that Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton have nearly opposite results with rural voters compared to urban voters, with Clinton leading Trump by 25 percent in cities, and Trump beating Clinton by 31 percent in places where he wouldn't be caught dead." –Seth Meyers



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I like when the same people who call HRC a lesbian also claim she killed her lover Vince Foster. - John Fugelsang


WTG! Trump Berates Judge!
In one of his most personal attacks against an apolitical figure since becoming the presumptive Republican presidential nominee, Donald Trump delivered an extended tirade about the federal judge overseeing the civil litigation against his defunct education program.

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"Donald Trump is now ahead of Hillary Clinton in the polls. This was reported today in The Washington Post, and 2,000 years ago in the Book of Revelation." –Conan O'Brien




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"It's reported that Donald Trump may have actually done business with the mob ... even has ties to an ex-convict named Joey No Socks. When asked about his relationship with Trump, Joey No Socks said, 'That's between me and Donny Three Wives.'" –Jimmy Fallon





Another Party. Another Businessman.
Libertarian presidential candidate John McAfee, perhaps best known for his antivirus software business, said he knows the party has no chance of winning the White House.
“Please, we are not that stupid,” McAfee told MSNBC at the party’s convention in Florida.






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These Chinese children must scale a 2,600 Ft cliff to get to school, in Zhaojue county, southwest China's Sichuan province.
The rickety bamboo ladder might get upgraded to a set of steel stairs.

Peace.