Thursday, May 5, 2016

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Within 24 Hours of Being Presumptive Nominee, Donald Trump Flips on Minimum Wage
In the past, Donald Trump has said that the American wages are too high and repeatedly expressed the concern that raising the minimum wage would undermine American competitiveness in the global economy. But less than a day after securing the status of presumptive Republican presidential nominee, he said he’d consider making it higher.


Thank you all for your caption submissions!

"I can see clearly now the reign is gone" - Dennis

1. I'm full of it up to here.
2. I can see Palin from here.
3. Practicing my Commander-in-Chief salute.
4. I need a VP with fingers no larger than these. - Jane

"Losers, dropouts, and I'm Golden." - Lloyd

I can see Russia from my house. - Robert

The glow from all those burning crosses makes my tan look even more tremendous! - Paula
I can see Sarah Palin's porch from my seat on Putin's lap! - Paula

If i just had my Make America Great Again hat.- Paul

I've had it up to here with those who call me obnoxious and the quintessential narcissist. - redford

I'll call it Salu-Trump-ing. Royalties, baby!  - redford

My hands are THIS MUCH bigger than yours.- Mrs.LB







Do the republicans shocked that Trump is their nominee also get surprised when they put cake batter in the oven and it becomes a cake? - OhNoSheTwitnt







The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam



The Republican party has failed to stop Trump.
It’s up to the rest of America now. - James Fallow





Something Nice From Palmyra, Syria
Russia’s famed Mariinsky Theatre Orchestra is playing today in a Roman amphitheater in Palmyra today in a surreal propaganda exercise triumphing the recapture of the ancient city by Syrian government forces.







Republican Shenanigans



The good news? Cruz has even more time to think about transgender people peeing.- LOLGOP



Someone Said NO To Trump
You can add The Rolling Stones to the list of artists who want Donald Trump to pull the plug on their music during his campaign events.
The legendary British rockers have "never given permission to the Trump campaign to use their songs and have requested that they cease all use immediately,"...









The GOP is torn between Republicans who think Trump is a terrible racist and Republicans who think he's a wonderful racist.- LOLGOP




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Carly Fiorina was able to do for the Ted Cruz campaign what she did for HP, but even faster and more completely. - Tea Pain



Rock The Voter News







It's no coincidence #Trump's rise comes after our first Black president, & when a woman or a Jew are his potential general election rivals. - Jesse Benn





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E-cigarettes Now Classified As Tobacco
E-cigarettes and other tobacco products like premium cigars and hookahs will be regulated in the same way the government regulates traditional cigarettes and smokeless tobacco






Biz/Tech News


I'm Pretty Sure This Is How The Zombie Apocalypse Begins
A biotech company in the U.S. has been granted ethical permission by an Institutional Review Board in the U.S. and India to use 20 brain-dead patients for what is sure to be a highly controversial study: From next year, they plan to stimulate their nervous systems in order to restart the brains. Bioquark is hoping that its part in the groundbreaking ReAnima project will reveal if people can at least partly be brought back from the dead.






The CEO of Priceline just resigned after it was revealed that he had an affair with an employee. As you can imagine, his wife is pretty mad, but on the bright side, at least he knows where to find a good deal on hotels.- Jimmy Fallon






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Time To Deflate Photo

The Cliffs of Moher, Ireland. Is that a leprechaun village?

Peace.

Wednesday, May 4, 2016

Caption this!



It was one of those days, it started out normal enough then it became a comedy of errors, mostly on my part.

But it's all good. New edition tomorrow!

I was working on a Trump toon and became stumped. Maybe you can help out.

Please caption the toon in the comment section below or email me -  lisa@allhatnocattle.net

Thank you so much for stopping by,
Lisa

Tuesday, May 3, 2016

Ted Cruz-Donald Trump fight boils over in Indiana


Ted Cruz-Donald Trump fight boils over in Indiana
Ted Cruz couldn't take it anymore. After weeks of personal attacks from Donald Trump, including fresh insinuations that his father was associated with Lee Harvey Oswald, Cruz boiled over Tuesday.



Sure, he's been racist, sexist, xenophobic & a pathological liar - but I didn't really resent Donald Trump until he made me defend Ted Cruz. - John Fugelsang








The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam



ISIS is to Islam what Nazis were to Christianity.  
Except nobody ever demanded all Christians apologize for Nazis.- John Fugelsang






Climate Change Refugees
Temperature and sea level aren't the only things expected to rise as a result of climate change. As heat becomes more extreme in some parts of the world, scientists expect a significant rise in the number of climate refugees.



May is finally here! Yep, it’s that special time of the year when the Earth puts the weather on "Random Shuffle."- Jimmy Fallon







Republican Shenanigans


If you could find a more vile adult than Ted Cruz or Donald Trump, he would probably be winning the GOP primary.- LOLGOP




Republicans Never Learn. Hillary Eats Scandals For Breakfast.
Republican Congressman Darrell Issa, the former chairman of the House Government Oversight Committee, was asked on Sunday about Bill Clinton’s recent dismissal  by Bill Clinton of the FBI investigation into his wife’s private e-mail server as a “game.”  Congressman Issa told Fox News host Maria Bartiromo not only that he believes the FBI will likely have to extend its investigation well past the November election.









When Americans lowered their standards far enough to eat at food courts and wear pajamas to the airport it was only a matter of time before Donald Trump as President seemed like an okay idea - Andy Borowitz




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Rock The Voter News


Lead Pipes And Crime
Last year I wrote about a paper that looked at the relationship between childhood lead poisoning and violent crime rates in a whole new way. James Feigenbaum and Christopher Muller compared cities from the early 20th century that installed lead water pipes with those that installed iron pipes, and found that cities with lead pipes had higher homicide rates. 






At a Ted Cruz rally, a young boy yelled "you suck" at Ted Cruz. In other words, there is hope for America’s future after all. - Conan O'Brien




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Biz/Tech News


Now that weed is starting to become legal in more and more places, big companies have started to take notice. In fact, Walgreens just published an article about the possible health benefits of medical marijuana. While CVS said it's just excited to watch stoners try and use its self-checkout machines.- Jimmy Fallon







Washington Is Not Responding To One Of Its Territories
Puerto Rico's Government Development Bank, the main funding source for the U.S. commonwealth's public agencies, said it reached a tentative restructuring deal with some major creditors hours after declaring it would skip a $422 million debt payment...As a U.S. territory, Puerto Rico cannot file for bankruptcy protection. It has been pleading for Washington to offer it a lifeline.






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Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo

Antarctica from Space by NASA.

Peace.