Wednesday, April 27, 2016

Former House Speaker Dennis Hastert sentenced to 15 months in prison


Former House Speaker Dennis Hastert sentenced to 15 months in prison
Former House Speaker Dennis Hastert was sentenced to 15 months in prison Wednesday for breaking federal banking rules in an attempt to cover up decades of sexual abuse,


I realize that Donald Trump laid me off when his casino went bust, evicted my family & his fake University stole my life savings - but darn it, I just like the way he says what he thinks. - John Fugelsang







The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam


Welcome to America, where voters stick it to the man by supporting a billionaire landlord. - John Fugelsang




Bad News Bundys
Ethics complaints have been filed against the attorney representing Ammon Bundy, who in January led an armed take-over of a federal wildlife refuge in Oregon, Oregon Public Broadcasting reports.


Republican Shenanigans


I realize that Donald Trump laid me off when his casino went bust, evicted my family & his fake University stole my life savings - but darn it, I just like the way he says what he thinks. - John Fugelsang






Governor Potato Head
Thin-skinned Maine Gov. Paul LePage called college students "idiots" and huffed off the podium Tuesday after spotting a couple of critical signs while making a speech.






Trump: I've won lots polls with Hispanics. For instance, scariest orange man, favorite pinata theme, and most likely to deport me.- LOLGOP



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Rock The Voter News




Cruz/Cruella 2016?
In an announcement scheduled for later this afternoon, Sen. Ted Cruz will name former Hewlett-Packard CEO Carly Fiorina as his running mate if he secures the Republican nomination, multiple outlets are reporting.





Cruz announces Carly Fiorina as his VP pick. So Ted will be the looks and Carly will be the muscle.- Tea Pain




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Now all Trump has to do is name Christie as his running mate and the GOP will have 4 of the nastiest Republicans running. - Ann Telnaes



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We've had 218 years of 42 white consecutive white male presidents and all we hear is how hard it is for a white male to become president.- LOLGOP



Amazon Liable For Extorting $ From Kids!
In an entirely unsurprising ruling, a federal judge has sided with the FTC in the agency's lawsuit against Amazon, which had said that the company did not do enough to safeguard customers against unauthorized in-app purchases made by children.





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Odd News



Time To Deflate Photo

A gaggle of geese selfie!

Peace.

Tuesday, April 26, 2016

I'm back and Trump is still here. Damn.

Trump sells his jet to himself to circumvent FAA issue
Republican presidential front-runner Donald Trump sold his Cessna jet to himself to get around a Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) registration issue...



"Donald Trump" is revealed to be an elaborate performance art piece by Joaquin Phoenix. - Beerdharma tweet








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Donald Trump said, "If I lose, I don’t think you’ll ever see me again." So finally, a Trump campaign promise we can all get behind.- Conan O'Brien







Trump Inspires All Kinds Of People
An armed man in Ohio caused a standoff with police after neighbors reported that he was waiving a gun and shouting, “Trump is Lucifer.”



Republican Shenanigans







In order to block Donald Trump’s path to the Republican nomination, John Kasich is pulling his campaign out of Indiana. Indiana should notice sometime in 2018. - Conan O'Brien





Peek-A-Boo
McCrory took time out from his gymnastics defending North Carolina’s bathroom bill in order to issue an official statement on voting rights.









A woman who looks exactly like a female Ted Cruz has been asked to star in a porn movie. So finally, a cure for your porn addiction- Conan O'Brien




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1st Amendment Protects Professor So He Can Make A Fool Of Himself
A former Florida college professor who was fired after he suggested the Sandy Hook Elementary School massacre was a hoax has sued the school for violation of his right to free speech, his attorney said on Tuesday. James Tracy was dismissed in January by Florida Atlantic University in Boca Raton, where he had taught since 2002. The civil lawsuit, filed in federal court on Monday, claims that the firing violated his rights, including free speech protections under the U.S. Constitution.






Sexism is Lee Majors getting the hearing aid commercial when it was Lindsay Wagner who had the Bionic Ear.- John Fugelsang


Rock The Voter News






Donald Trump did an impression of Hillary Clinton at a rally this weekend accusing Clinton of needing a teleprompter, speaking in a robotic manner and being boring. And then Hillary did an impression of Donald Trump by crushing a poor person's dreams.- Seth Myers




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Biz/Tech News


What's worse: the media trying to convince you a Kardashian is interesting, or the media trying to convince you a Kasich is interesting?- John Fugelsang






The French Military Industrial Complex Seems To Be Thriving
France on Tuesday beat off competition from Germany and Japan to win a Aus$50 billion (US$39 billion) contract to design and build Australia's next generation of submarines, a decision Tokyo called "deeply regrettable".






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I missed you all so much!

I am relocated and 75% unpacked and settled. AND I HAVE INTERNET!



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No donations for weeks! I know, I was out of circulation for a week.






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Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo

Cappadocia, a semi-arid region in central Turkey, is full of otherworldly natural sites, most notably the “fairy chimneys,” tall, cone-shaped rock formations clustered in Monks Valley and elsewhere. Popular for exploration are Bronze Age homes carved into valley walls by troglodytes (cave dwellers) and later used as refuges by early Christians.

Peace.

Sunday, April 24, 2016

Thank you for your patience

I kindly request a bit more patience. No Internet yet.

Monday is scheduled for Internet connection but so was Saturday.

I did also wanted you all to know I wasn't dead! I apologize for taking so long to notify you all.

I love the new executive headquarters of AllHatNoCattle.

See you as soon as possible!

Deep curtsy for dropping by!