Wednesday, April 6, 2016

Pro-Life Logic



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Authorities raid anti-abortion video maker David Daleiden’s California home
Investigators reportedly took all of the video Daleiden shot as part of his series of “sting” videos — which has been roundly debunked — released through his group, the Center for Medical Process.


A man was arrested on Friday by Secret Service officers for climbing over the White House fence. "I just wanted to see the Oval Office," said Jeb.- Seth Myers






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Conservatives want to conserve your freedom, cause you ain't usin' it right. - Tea Pain






In 1992 I Waited 8 Hours To Vote For Bill Clinton In Florida
The Department of Justice is looking into the election-day chaos that transpired in Arizona's most populous county when the state held its primaries on March 22. Thousands of voters waited hours to cast ballots, and some voters complained that their registration information had changed and essentially blocked them from voting.



Greece has put into place its new plan of deporting unwanted migrants. The plan was the brainchild of new Greek minister "Adonis Trumpadopoulos."- Conan O'Brien







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Newt Gingrich: Trump is like a "rookie quarterback in the Super Bowl"






Conservatives Don't Want The Latino Vote
Conservative commentator Ann Coulter downplayed Republican front-runner Donald Trump's controversial comments on abortion and his dismal polling with women Tuesday, arguing that his immigration platform will protect women from the "Latin American rape culture."


Trump's biggest problem going forward is women. In that they still exist.- LOLGOP








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Ted Cruz said that a "white knight" is not going to parachute into the Republican convention and walk away with the nomination. To which the GOP responded, "You had us at 'white.'"- Conan O'Brien




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Media Whores & Trump
...And it's not just that front-runner Trump is getting way more media time and attention than front-runner Hillary Clinton. It's that Trump's getting way more than Clinton and Bernie Sanders.









Mississippi - The poorest state w/highest unemployment, most obesity and worst education just passed a law to protect themselves from gays. - John Fugelsang







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Donald Trump told The Washington Post that he'll be able to get the United States completely out of debt in eight years. When asked how, Trump was like, "Easy, declare bankruptcy and start fresh! It's fantastic. I've done it already. It's amazing."- Jimmy Fallon






Thanks Obama!
U.S. brokers managing retirement accounts must adhere to tough new standards under an Obama administration rule released Wednesday that aims to protect millions of savers from conflicted investment advice.



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Tuesday, April 5, 2016

Trump reveals how he would force Mexico to pay for border wall



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Trump reveals how he would force Mexico to pay for border wall
Donald Trump says he will force Mexico to pay for a border wall as president by threatening to cut off the flow of billions of dollars in payments that immigrants send home to the country, an idea that could decimate the Mexican economy and set up an unprecedented showdown between the United States and a key diplomatic ally.



Trump needs a "five-second rule" for the words that spill out of his mouth. - Jeff Tiedrich








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Donald Trump met with the Republican National Committee. I wish I could have been a part of that meeting. Like Dr. Frankenstein meeting with his monster.- Jimmy Kimmel



Google's Fight Against Terrorism
Google has removed a Taliban smartphone app from its online store, the US Internet giant said Monday, countering the tech-savvy Afghan militant group’s increasing efforts to boost global visibility.









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Conservatives have a plan for free college education for all. This will be accomplished by passing a bill callin' high-school "college." - Tea Pain



Will The GOP Convention Have Indoor Fireworks?
Republican National Committee (RNC) Chairman Reince Priebus on Tuesday pushed back on critics of the of the GOP's presidential nominating process.
"This is a nomination for the Republican Party," Priebus said during an interview on WTMJ in Wisconsin. "If you don't like the party, then sit down. I mean, the party is choosing a nominee."






So exciting! Tonight's the night the GOP could stop Trump with the one guy in the world who might be an even bigger asshole than Trump.- Frank Coniff




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Regular American women love being lectured by a European supermodel named Melania on how strong and rich her husband is. Great idea, Donald!- Warren Holstein




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GOP: You need an ID to vote but not to buy an election. - LOLGOP




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California produced $2.7 billion in medical marijuana sales last year — it's our biggest cash crop, not including the Kardashians.- Jimmy Kimmel






Obama Goes After Overseas Tax Cheats
President Obama on Tuesday applauded new rules set by the Treasury that will make it harder for U.S. companies to skirt taxes by moving abroad.



When humans go extinct on Earth, will aliens find our DNA and create a human version of Jurassic Park? - Funny Tweets






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Monday, April 4, 2016

White nationalist group floods ‘every Wisconsin landline’ with robocalls backing Donald Trump



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White nationalist group floods ‘every Wisconsin landline’ with robocalls backing Donald Trump
The leader of a self-proclaimed “white nationalist” group has sponsored robocalls in support of Donald J. Trump ahead of Wisconsin’s Tuesday Republican primary.




Look, you liberal media fools, Donald Trump is too busy running for president to develop coherent plans for what he’d do once in office.- Tea Party Cat









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When asked point-blank whether he considered women humans, the billionaire responded, “It should be a case-by-case thing."- Andy Borowitz



Black Man Existing
A Mississippi RV park owner evicted an interracial couple because of the color of their skin.
“Me and my husband, not ever in 10 years have we experienced any problem,” said Erica Flores Dunahoo, who is Hispanic and Native American and whose husband, a National Guardsman, is African-American. “Nobody’s given us dirty looks. This is our first time.”







Every time I see a newborn, I'm reminded of how rare and beautiful it is to look into the face of someone who's never heard of Trump.- Conan O'Brien



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Wait - you're actually going to question the judgment of Ivana Trump?- John Fugelsang








Kasich Holding On By His Fingernails
Republican presidential candidate John Kasich said he thinks he has a good chance at a contested convention this summer.
"I believe that a convention will look at somebody like me, and that’s why I think I’m going to be the nominee," the Ohio governor said on ABC's "This Week" on Sunday.






Think being paid to bake a cake violates your rights? 
Imagine being forced to have your rapist's baby.
- LOLGOP








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No, No and NO!
Sen. Tom Cotton (R-AR) defended Senate Republicans’ refusal to consider President Barack Obama’s nominee to replace the late Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia.











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NOT ONE WATER LINE HAS BEEN REPLACED IN FLINT. Happy Monday! - LOLGOP







As much as I loved the bird at the Bernie Rally I'd like it even more if a bat landed on the podium at a Ted Cruz rally. - John Fugelsang





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Oh Joy! More Bundy Wannabees
 23 January, a group of Utah ranchers gathered in Cedar City and made a pledge: they signed notices of “withdrawal of consent” to be governed – a statement rejecting the authority of the federal agencies that regulate grazing and charge fees to have livestock use public lands.








Immigrants want to pay taxes. Corporations don't. Guess which one Republicans don't consider people.- LOLGOP








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The Panama Papers leak is the most scandalous revelation ever of crap we all pretty much already knew. - John Fugelsang




Trump Has All The Answers, Not Complete Answers, But Answers With Words!
Donald Trump claims America is on the verge of a "very massive recession."
But don't worry, Trump says he can save the economy and get America out of debt. Just give him eight years in the White House and he'll make America's $19 trillion debt go away.















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Time To Deflate Photo


Greenland is an autonomous country within the Danish Realm, located between the Arctic and Atlantic Oceans, east of the Canadian Arctic Archipelago. That place looks scary. Whomever is sailing that ship is brave.

Peace.