Monday, April 4, 2016

White nationalist group floods ‘every Wisconsin landline’ with robocalls backing Donald Trump



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White nationalist group floods ‘every Wisconsin landline’ with robocalls backing Donald Trump
The leader of a self-proclaimed “white nationalist” group has sponsored robocalls in support of Donald J. Trump ahead of Wisconsin’s Tuesday Republican primary.




Look, you liberal media fools, Donald Trump is too busy running for president to develop coherent plans for what he’d do once in office.- Tea Party Cat









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When asked point-blank whether he considered women humans, the billionaire responded, “It should be a case-by-case thing."- Andy Borowitz



Black Man Existing
A Mississippi RV park owner evicted an interracial couple because of the color of their skin.
“Me and my husband, not ever in 10 years have we experienced any problem,” said Erica Flores Dunahoo, who is Hispanic and Native American and whose husband, a National Guardsman, is African-American. “Nobody’s given us dirty looks. This is our first time.”







Every time I see a newborn, I'm reminded of how rare and beautiful it is to look into the face of someone who's never heard of Trump.- Conan O'Brien



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Wait - you're actually going to question the judgment of Ivana Trump?- John Fugelsang








Kasich Holding On By His Fingernails
Republican presidential candidate John Kasich said he thinks he has a good chance at a contested convention this summer.
"I believe that a convention will look at somebody like me, and that’s why I think I’m going to be the nominee," the Ohio governor said on ABC's "This Week" on Sunday.






Think being paid to bake a cake violates your rights? 
Imagine being forced to have your rapist's baby.
- LOLGOP








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No, No and NO!
Sen. Tom Cotton (R-AR) defended Senate Republicans’ refusal to consider President Barack Obama’s nominee to replace the late Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia.











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NOT ONE WATER LINE HAS BEEN REPLACED IN FLINT. Happy Monday! - LOLGOP







As much as I loved the bird at the Bernie Rally I'd like it even more if a bat landed on the podium at a Ted Cruz rally. - John Fugelsang





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Oh Joy! More Bundy Wannabees
 23 January, a group of Utah ranchers gathered in Cedar City and made a pledge: they signed notices of “withdrawal of consent” to be governed – a statement rejecting the authority of the federal agencies that regulate grazing and charge fees to have livestock use public lands.








Immigrants want to pay taxes. Corporations don't. Guess which one Republicans don't consider people.- LOLGOP








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The Panama Papers leak is the most scandalous revelation ever of crap we all pretty much already knew. - John Fugelsang




Trump Has All The Answers, Not Complete Answers, But Answers With Words!
Donald Trump claims America is on the verge of a "very massive recession."
But don't worry, Trump says he can save the economy and get America out of debt. Just give him eight years in the White House and he'll make America's $19 trillion debt go away.















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Greenland is an autonomous country within the Danish Realm, located between the Arctic and Atlantic Oceans, east of the Canadian Arctic Archipelago. That place looks scary. Whomever is sailing that ship is brave.

Peace.

Friday, April 1, 2016

Happy April Fool's Day!



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Google causing people to lose their jobs as Gmail April Fools’ day joke backfires
April Fools’ Day jokes are notoriously difficult to pull off, a fact Google has found to be true after it removed its Gmail prank just hours after it was made public as users expressed anger and outrage at the “Mic Drop” joke.


What April Fools Day prank could you possibly pull of that is going to be better than Donald Trump: Republican Front-Runner, anyway? - Will McAvoy








NOTICE: Short edition today due to difficulties beyond my control. The Internet.



Trump has turned around numbers with women like this before. It just involved alimony. - LOLGOP






Make America Great At Racism Is Catching On!
A Republican Senate candidate is being criticized for saying that Vietnamese refugees who came to Oregon “harvested” people’s pets for food.



"Trump's explanation for keeping Lewandowski on staff is that he's a loyal person. And Trump IS a loyal person. Just ask any of his three wives." –James Corden








"Conservative pundit Glenn Beck said Friday that Ted Cruz was 'anointed' by God to become president. To which God replied, 'No, no, no, I said he was 'annoying.'" –Seth Meyers




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I keep thinking, "Republicans would never be dumb enough to overrule voters & steal an election." Then I remember... 













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Trump Being Sued For Inciting Violence
Three people claiming they were attacked or faced racial slurs at a Donald Trump rally are suing the businessman and his presidential campaign.
The lawsuit was filed Thursday on behalf of the three protesters from a March 1 rally in Louisville, Ky., alleging Trump encourages an atmosphere of violence, according to NBC News.







Republicans oppose paid family leave because it's important to be consistent. Women need to be punished, whether or not they have a baby. -  LOLGOP




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CIA Agent a.k.a. Homer Simpson Leaves Bomb On School Bus
The CIA accidentally left inert explosives on a suburban Washington school bus for days after a training session, it acknowledged this week.
After a “routine training exercise” with police dog units at a Loudon County, Va., school last week, training explosives were “inadvertently” left behind in one of the buses, the CIA said in a statement.








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Thursday, March 31, 2016

Who should I vote for?



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John Kasich Blames Black People For Black Infant Mortality
While everyone was freaking out over Donald Trump’s abortion comments Wednesday night, Ohio Governor and allegedly “nice” Republican presidential candidate John Kasich was busy making one of the most offensive, racially hostile comments of this entire campaign.


Know what reduces infant mortality? Education and access to healthcare. This isn't rocket science. Until we spend money on sex education and birth control, infant mortality will continue to rise in the poorest of people. This is why we need Planned Parenthood more than ever. Shame on John Kasich even insinuating that poor black folks are to blame.









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Donald Trump: unafraid of ISIS, terrified of women reporters holding pens. - John Fugelsang






Tough Guy Cruz Makes A Funny
Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz on Wednesday joked that he would consider backing over rival Donald Trump with his car if the chance arose.
Appearing on "Jimmy Kimmel Live," the Texas senator was asked by Kimmel whom he disliked more: President Obama or Trump.



Donald Trump is quickly transforming the GOP from a political party to a toxic waste site.- Andy Borowitz






Republican Shenanigans



Glad that Trump retracted his statement about punishing women. Muslims and Mexicans still waiting.- Andy Borowitz






GOP Going After Planned Parenthood Again.
The special House panel investigating fetal tissue donation performed by groups like Planned Parenthood has issued 12 more subpoenas to organizations that the Republican leading the probe says have not ...





Every politician who wants to criminalize abortion supports some form of punishment for women - Trump is just the 1st to admit it.- John Fugelsang







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It's highly unfair that Trump's campaign manager is arrested for violent behavior while Trump remains free to roam among us.- Andy Borowitz



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Obama Was Right. Alito Was Wrong. Foreign Money Is Flowing Into U.S. Elections
IN HIS 2010 State of the Union address, Barack Obama attacked the then-new Citizens United Supreme Court decision for making it possible for U.S. elections to be bankrolled by “foreign entities.”
Justice Samuel Alito, part of the Citizens United majority, was in the audience, and shook his head and seemed to mouth “not true.”
But a member of the Federal Election Commission sounded the alarm Wednesday, explaining that it is indeed true — and quixotically calling on her chronically deadlocked colleagues to make it stop.



Maybe the reason Donald Trump feels so strongly about abortion is because he has the hands of a fetus.- Warren Holstein








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Unequal Pay In U.S. Soccer. You Go Girls!
Five star players from the U.S. women's national soccer team have filed a complaint with the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission, saying that the U.S. Soccer Federation pays the reigning World Cup champions far less than their male counterparts.





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Disneyland is opening in Shanghai this summer, marking the first time in China that parents are happy they could only have one kid. “Whew, only costs $600 for a family of three.”- Jimmy Fallon




Apple Wants To Know How The FBI Cracked Into Their iPhone
The FBI recently dropped its case against Apple after a third-party was able to break into the iPhone used by Syed Farook. Now, Apple is demanding to know how they did it.







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Angel's Landing is a strenuous hike, but you’re rewarded with stunning views of Zion National Park in Utah. No pain, no gain. Photo courtesy of Jonathan Basiago

Peace.