Friday, March 18, 2016

Trump presidency rated among top 10 global risks: EIU



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Trump presidency rated among top 10 global risks: EIU
The research firm warns he could disrupt the global economy and heighten political and security risks in the US.


"If Trump does become president, I hope he puts a wig on his plane and calls it Hair Force One." –Jimmy Kimmel






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Cocaine and Nuclear Missiles?
The Air Force is investigating 14 members of a nuclear weapons security force for alleged illegal drug activity, in some cases including cocaine use, defense officials said Friday. The probe is a fresh blow to a nuclear missile corps that has been under intense scrutiny for a string of lapses in training and personal conduct over the past three years.






"Nearly 70 percent of Americans said a Trump presidency would make them 'anxious.' And 30 percent said a Trump presidency would make them 'Canadian.'" –Conan O'Brien








Cliven Bundy Still Without Hat and Cattle
A Federal judge in Nevada refused rancher Cliven Bundy’s latest request on Thursday to be freed from jail ahead of his trial on conspiracy and other felony charges for his role in a 2014 armed standoff with federal agents, a spokeswoman for prosecutors said.






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Rubio says it is not God's plan that he be President. You'd think God could have let him know before he spent all that money.- Paula Poundstone



I'm so white, I'm anemic.


Wadda Ya Know - Hate Begets Hate
A package has been sent to Eric Trump — the middle son of presidential candidate Donald J. Trump — at his New York City apartment that reportedly contained white powder and an extremely threatening letter.
















"Republicans are blaming President Obama for creating Donald Trump. While others say he was created in a lab when a young real estate developer was bitten by a radioactive douchebag." –Conan O'Brien




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"Analysts say Hillary Clinton's plan to defeat Donald Trump involves painting Trump as 'dangerous and bigoted.' She plans on doing this by quoting Trump accurately." –Conan O'Brien







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"Bernie Sanders admitted that he ran as a Democrat rather than an Independent to get more media coverage. And it worked, but if you really want to get some media coverage, try running as a fascist." –Seth Meyers







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Hi Lisa, 
I'm still surviving the Trump blitz.  Quite a circus. Looks to me like fascism is already here. 220 police killings so far. 1/3 of them handicapped persons. Nuclear plants leaking, fracking fluids in the water, lead in the water on & on. Capitalism is pretty much destroying this place. If you bitch about you may be labeled a terrorist.
All the best to you. Keep up the fine work you do.

John 


Thank you for writing. I love my viewer's opinions.

And the fascist GOP is mad Trump is stealing their thunder! What a mess.

I agree with you about fascism already being here. Look at our prisons too, there are few white collar criminals filling those cells.

Trump will probably turn our prisons into free manufacturing jobs known as the TRUMP Inc. Rehabilitation Program. And our National Parks will become Trump Inc. Resorts & Casino.

Trump could probably shoot someone, as he said, and he wouldn't lose any supporters. I agree with that, in fact, it would bring even more crazies out of the closet, some of which don't like Trump. I see his son received a threatening letter and white powder yesterday. Probably cocaine...lol.

Hateful rhetoric has consequences.

And Trump will never admit that fact, because he wants to stir people up.

I'm just waiting for some innocent person to get shot or killed  in this new Trump atmosphere.




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"A new poll found that the majority of millennials would vote for Hillary Clinton over Donald Trump. Then millennials found out you can't vote by texting and said, 'Never mind!'" –Jimmy Fallon






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Trump's New Target: The Wall Street Journal!
The Wall Street Journal editorial board declined Donald Trump’s demand for an apology after it cast doubt on his chances of winning the Republican presidential nomination, instead writing another editorial late Thursday calling him “a sure loser in November.”
“The truth hurts,” the editorial read, “though Mr. Trump would rather walk down Fifth Avenue shooting the messenger.”





My 6 yr old asked me if "satire" is like a "flat tire." I told him no. People know how to handle a flat tire. - WGladstone Tweet






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Thursday, March 17, 2016

The media's $2 billion gift to Trump



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The media's $2 billion gift to Trump
Yes, 2 billion dollars. So while anti-Trump forces have dropped millions in the past month, understand that is a drop in the bucket of the flood of free air time Trump has received for months. Moreover, the difference between essentially free air time ...



Trump and Cruz are splitting the black Republican votes pretty evenly.  Trump has four and Cruz has the other three.- Tea Pain Tweet








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Nobody wants a President Trump more than ISIS & Al Qaeda. - John Fugelsang







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If This Isn't Cruel and Unusual Punishment, I Don't Know What Is.
The state can try again to put to death a condemned killer whose 2009 execution was called off after two hours during which he cried in pain while receiving 18 needle sticks, the Ohio Supreme Court said Wednesday.






#3 Throws Tweet At #1
John Kasich on Thursday denounced GOP presidential rival Donald Trump for predicting that there would be riots if the billionaire fails to secure the presidential nomination at the party’s convention in July.
In a string of Tweets, the Ohio governor called Trump’s language “unacceptable” and an “implicit acceptance of violence.”








When asked whose advice he would seek on foreign policy, Trump said he would listen to himself, which could be the single scariest thing he has said to date.- Andy Borowitz





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STOP THE PRESSES! Congress Is Actually Doing Something Worthwhile!!
U.S. lawmakers on Thursday called for the resignations of Michigan Governor Rick Snyder and Environmental Protection Agency Administrator Gina McCarthy, on the grounds that they failed to act fast enough to intervene with the city of Flint's contaminated drinking water.




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So How's The Earth's Temperature Doing?
Earth got so hot last month that federal scientists struggled to find words, describing temperatures as "astronomical," ''staggering" and "strange." They warned that the climate may have moved into a new and hotter neighborhood.











On my taxes this year, can i get away with deducting food as a medical expense?- Jim David




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If you would like to know the value of money, try to borrow some. – Benjamin Franklin


Germany Favors VW Over Customer
A German court has rejected an attempt by a customer to cancel his purchase of a Volkswagen car in the wake of the company's emissions scandal, saying the dealer was not to blame.




Trump fans understand that America need a CEO for president b/c the last time we tried that with Bush it worked perfectly, libtard. - John Fugelsang


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NOTICE: CORRECTION
Mea culpa. I corrected yesterday's top toon because I misspelled a word.
OK, I had a blond moment.

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Wednesday, March 16, 2016

Trump predicts 'riots' if he's not nominee




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Trump predicts 'riots' if he's not nominee
Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump predicted on Wednesday that there would be "riots" if he does not secure the GOP nomination, given his lead among delegates.



Chris Christie interviewed Donald Trump at a rally in North Carolina. During the interview, Christie asked Trump to talk about what kind of father he's been, to which Trump replied, "A creepy one." - Seth Myers








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FOX NEWS: OBAMA SET TO VIOLATE "BUT WE DON'T WANT YOU TO" CLAUSE OF THE CONSITUTION. - LOLGOP








FEMA Just Said No To Michigan
Federal officials have denied Michigan Governor Rick Snyder’s request to give the city of Flint additional funds to help deal with its lead-contaminated water crisis, his office said on Wednesday.



As Donald Trump gets close to the nomination. Now I see why we needed warnings on plastic bags telling us not to put them over our heads. - Bette Midler Tweet





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Trump only hates wind farms because of his hair. - Russell Brand







Trump Said No To Fox Debate, Again.
Republican presidential front-runner Donald Trump announced Wednesday on Fox News that he would be skipping the network's next GOP debate, set for Monday in Salt Lake City.
"I won't be there, no," Trump said during a telephone interview on "Fox and Friends."









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The truth that many Republicans don't understand is that Barack Obama is actually the Michael Jordan of politics. - Kevin Glass



Uh Oh. Will Fox News Hold A Debate And No One Will Show Up?
Ohio Gov. John Kasich won't attend the Fox News Republican presidential debate scheduled for Monday after Donald Trump said he wouldn't participate, according to tweets by Kasich's political consultant.






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Yes, of course Garland is to the left of Scalia...so is Genghis Khan. - Tina Dupuy




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Trump Vows to Unite Nation Except Mexicans, Muslims, Women, Blacks, People Opposed to Being Punched in Face. - Andy Borowitz



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Metro Shutdown Big Plus For Uber
The Metro shutdown had riders flocking to Uber in droves, the company says. Uber says the number of people signing up for the app in the run-up to the morning commute was 70 percent higher than on the same day last week.



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