Thursday, March 17, 2016

The media's $2 billion gift to Trump



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The media's $2 billion gift to Trump
Yes, 2 billion dollars. So while anti-Trump forces have dropped millions in the past month, understand that is a drop in the bucket of the flood of free air time Trump has received for months. Moreover, the difference between essentially free air time ...



Trump and Cruz are splitting the black Republican votes pretty evenly.  Trump has four and Cruz has the other three.- Tea Pain Tweet








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Nobody wants a President Trump more than ISIS & Al Qaeda. - John Fugelsang







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If This Isn't Cruel and Unusual Punishment, I Don't Know What Is.
The state can try again to put to death a condemned killer whose 2009 execution was called off after two hours during which he cried in pain while receiving 18 needle sticks, the Ohio Supreme Court said Wednesday.






#3 Throws Tweet At #1
John Kasich on Thursday denounced GOP presidential rival Donald Trump for predicting that there would be riots if the billionaire fails to secure the presidential nomination at the party’s convention in July.
In a string of Tweets, the Ohio governor called Trump’s language “unacceptable” and an “implicit acceptance of violence.”








When asked whose advice he would seek on foreign policy, Trump said he would listen to himself, which could be the single scariest thing he has said to date.- Andy Borowitz





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STOP THE PRESSES! Congress Is Actually Doing Something Worthwhile!!
U.S. lawmakers on Thursday called for the resignations of Michigan Governor Rick Snyder and Environmental Protection Agency Administrator Gina McCarthy, on the grounds that they failed to act fast enough to intervene with the city of Flint's contaminated drinking water.




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So How's The Earth's Temperature Doing?
Earth got so hot last month that federal scientists struggled to find words, describing temperatures as "astronomical," ''staggering" and "strange." They warned that the climate may have moved into a new and hotter neighborhood.











On my taxes this year, can i get away with deducting food as a medical expense?- Jim David




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If you would like to know the value of money, try to borrow some. – Benjamin Franklin


Germany Favors VW Over Customer
A German court has rejected an attempt by a customer to cancel his purchase of a Volkswagen car in the wake of the company's emissions scandal, saying the dealer was not to blame.




Trump fans understand that America need a CEO for president b/c the last time we tried that with Bush it worked perfectly, libtard. - John Fugelsang


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NOTICE: CORRECTION
Mea culpa. I corrected yesterday's top toon because I misspelled a word.
OK, I had a blond moment.

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Wednesday, March 16, 2016

Trump predicts 'riots' if he's not nominee




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Trump predicts 'riots' if he's not nominee
Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump predicted on Wednesday that there would be "riots" if he does not secure the GOP nomination, given his lead among delegates.



Chris Christie interviewed Donald Trump at a rally in North Carolina. During the interview, Christie asked Trump to talk about what kind of father he's been, to which Trump replied, "A creepy one." - Seth Myers








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FOX NEWS: OBAMA SET TO VIOLATE "BUT WE DON'T WANT YOU TO" CLAUSE OF THE CONSITUTION. - LOLGOP








FEMA Just Said No To Michigan
Federal officials have denied Michigan Governor Rick Snyder’s request to give the city of Flint additional funds to help deal with its lead-contaminated water crisis, his office said on Wednesday.



As Donald Trump gets close to the nomination. Now I see why we needed warnings on plastic bags telling us not to put them over our heads. - Bette Midler Tweet





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Trump only hates wind farms because of his hair. - Russell Brand







Trump Said No To Fox Debate, Again.
Republican presidential front-runner Donald Trump announced Wednesday on Fox News that he would be skipping the network's next GOP debate, set for Monday in Salt Lake City.
"I won't be there, no," Trump said during a telephone interview on "Fox and Friends."









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The truth that many Republicans don't understand is that Barack Obama is actually the Michael Jordan of politics. - Kevin Glass



Uh Oh. Will Fox News Hold A Debate And No One Will Show Up?
Ohio Gov. John Kasich won't attend the Fox News Republican presidential debate scheduled for Monday after Donald Trump said he wouldn't participate, according to tweets by Kasich's political consultant.






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Yes, of course Garland is to the left of Scalia...so is Genghis Khan. - Tina Dupuy




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Trump Vows to Unite Nation Except Mexicans, Muslims, Women, Blacks, People Opposed to Being Punched in Face. - Andy Borowitz



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Metro Shutdown Big Plus For Uber
The Metro shutdown had riders flocking to Uber in droves, the company says. Uber says the number of people signing up for the app in the run-up to the morning commute was 70 percent higher than on the same day last week.



"But if you give me your Jello I can turn it into even more Jello." - Bernie Madoff, to cellmate.







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Tuesday, March 15, 2016

How to make America great again




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Ryan doubles down on pledge to back Trump if he's GOP nominee
Speaker Paul Ryan (R-Wis.) reiterated Tuesday that he would support Donald Trump if he wins the GOP nomination, even as the Speaker called on the party’s front-runner to tone down his rhetoric amid a spate of violence at recent campaign rallies.



Gov. Jerry Brown: If Trump wins, ‘we’d have to build a wall around California’ 








The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam



Putin to pull troops from Syria, but don’t worry, Trump will send his supporters to impose order right after they’re done with Sanders.- Tea Party Cat






Angelina Jolie Helps Syrian Teen Refugee
While visiting refugees in Lebanon as special envoy for the UNHRC, Angelina Jolie Pitt reunited with Hala, a 13-year-old Syrian refugee she befriended during previous visits. 



If you criticize the leader of Israel it means you hate Israel, say the Americans who hate America's leader.- John Fugelsang






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“You have reached Trump. Press 1 for English, press 2 to be deported. Or stay on the line if you can’t use buttons because of tiny hands.”- Tea Party Cat







Pulling Out A Gun At A Polling Station?
A poll worker in Cleveland, Ohio was arrested Tuesday after pulling a gun on another poll worker, local TV station WKYC reported.
Alan Bethea, 45, took a .380 pistol out of his backpack during a heated exchange with co-workers at the Louisa May Alcott School polling station, according to the report.







After Trump bans all the Muslims and ships all the Mexicans back to Mexico, he plans to deport any woman less than a 7.- Tea Pain Tweet





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The latest polls show Gov. John Kasich holds a small lead over Donald Trump in his home state of Ohio. Whereas everything Donald Trump holds looks huge because of his tiny baby hands.- Seth Myers



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U.S. Eases Restrictions On Cuban Travel
Just days before President Barack Obama is due to arrive in Cuba, the U.S. Treasury Department announced Tuesday a further loosening of restrictions, making it easier for Americans to travel to the communist-run island, or to mail a postcard home.







At a rally over the weekend, Donald Trump was surrounded by Secret Service agents after a man tried to rush the stage. The Secret Service said the man was dangerous and disturbed, but they had to protect him anyway.- Jimmy Fallon




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Joel Osteen loves Donald Trump because they worship the same gods: Money & Fame. Jesus responded "I don't know them" - Mrs. Betty Bowers






Say what you will about Trump, it's impressive that his campaign is totally self-funded.*
*not including the $1.9 billion in free airtime the networks have donated to him. - Andy Borowitz






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Time To Deflate Photo

My friend teaching her daughter how to harvest the Flower of Nicaragua in my yard.


They boiled the petals of the flower for about a half hour, then sauteed them with onions and garlic and a tiny bit of chicken consomme.



I did not know what to expect when I first tasted this flower. It was delicious, the flavor was mild but memorable. Of course, your choice of hot sauce only makes it better


Peace.