Tuesday, March 15, 2016

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Ryan doubles down on pledge to back Trump if he's GOP nominee
Speaker Paul Ryan (R-Wis.) reiterated Tuesday that he would support Donald Trump if he wins the GOP nomination, even as the Speaker called on the party’s front-runner to tone down his rhetoric amid a spate of violence at recent campaign rallies.



Gov. Jerry Brown: If Trump wins, ‘we’d have to build a wall around California’ 








The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam



Putin to pull troops from Syria, but don’t worry, Trump will send his supporters to impose order right after they’re done with Sanders.- Tea Party Cat






Angelina Jolie Helps Syrian Teen Refugee
While visiting refugees in Lebanon as special envoy for the UNHRC, Angelina Jolie Pitt reunited with Hala, a 13-year-old Syrian refugee she befriended during previous visits. 



If you criticize the leader of Israel it means you hate Israel, say the Americans who hate America's leader.- John Fugelsang






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“You have reached Trump. Press 1 for English, press 2 to be deported. Or stay on the line if you can’t use buttons because of tiny hands.”- Tea Party Cat







Pulling Out A Gun At A Polling Station?
A poll worker in Cleveland, Ohio was arrested Tuesday after pulling a gun on another poll worker, local TV station WKYC reported.
Alan Bethea, 45, took a .380 pistol out of his backpack during a heated exchange with co-workers at the Louisa May Alcott School polling station, according to the report.







After Trump bans all the Muslims and ships all the Mexicans back to Mexico, he plans to deport any woman less than a 7.- Tea Pain Tweet





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The latest polls show Gov. John Kasich holds a small lead over Donald Trump in his home state of Ohio. Whereas everything Donald Trump holds looks huge because of his tiny baby hands.- Seth Myers



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U.S. Eases Restrictions On Cuban Travel
Just days before President Barack Obama is due to arrive in Cuba, the U.S. Treasury Department announced Tuesday a further loosening of restrictions, making it easier for Americans to travel to the communist-run island, or to mail a postcard home.







At a rally over the weekend, Donald Trump was surrounded by Secret Service agents after a man tried to rush the stage. The Secret Service said the man was dangerous and disturbed, but they had to protect him anyway.- Jimmy Fallon




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Joel Osteen loves Donald Trump because they worship the same gods: Money & Fame. Jesus responded "I don't know them" - Mrs. Betty Bowers






Say what you will about Trump, it's impressive that his campaign is totally self-funded.*
*not including the $1.9 billion in free airtime the networks have donated to him. - Andy Borowitz






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My friend teaching her daughter how to harvest the Flower of Nicaragua in my yard.


They boiled the petals of the flower for about a half hour, then sauteed them with onions and garlic and a tiny bit of chicken consomme.



I did not know what to expect when I first tasted this flower. It was delicious, the flavor was mild but memorable. Of course, your choice of hot sauce only makes it better


Peace.

Monday, March 14, 2016

Trump pastor: Sanders needs a 'coming-to-Jesus' meeting


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Trump pastor: Sanders needs a 'coming-to-Jesus' meeting
A television pastor who opened a campaign event for Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump on Monday veered into questioning the faith of Democratic rival Bernie Sanders.



Authoritarian fascist inspires his ultra-right nationalist followers to violence; blames Jew.- John Fugelsang








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Remember when Ebola killed over 20k Americans before Obama even mentioned it?   
Oh wait, that was AIDS & Reagan.- John Fugelsang





Charging Protester Catches Trump In A Lie
The protester who charged the stage at a Donald Trump rally in Ohio on Saturday is refuting the Republican presidential candidate’s claims that he is associated with ISIS. 








It's entirely possible that year's GOP race is actually just an elaborate Civil War re-enactment. - John Fugelsang



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Today is the birthday of both Mitt Romney & Ron Jeremy, whose respective careers have both been a little hard to swallow.- John Fugelsang









Oh Joy! A Trump Militia Is Forming
A group of Donald Trump supporters over the weekend called for volunteers to join a would-be militia aiming to protect voters against so-called “violent far-left agitators.”













Sanders Impresses Florida Voters By Jumping From Hotel Balcony Into Pool. - The Onion




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"Trump is better for women than Hillary Clinton" - Caitlyn Jenner, who will never be poor and pregnant.
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So When Does It Become "Inciting Violence?"
Conservative commentator Ann Coulter late Sunday weighed into the debate over Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump's increasingly physical campaign events, calling for "a little more violence."








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The Tea Party has really warmed up to Donald Trump.  All it took was a peek under the hood.- Tea Pain Tweet





The Benghazi Summer Special!
 Nearly two years after it was created, the House Benghazi Committee is plowing ahead — interviewing witnesses, reviewing documents and promising a final report “before summer” that is certain to have repercussions for Democrat Hillary Clinton’s bid for the presidency.










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Wall St crime, Two unpaid-for wars, & tax cuts for the richest wrecked the economy. That's why you teachers need to sacrifice. - John Fugelsang






Giant Wind Turbines. Bigger Is Better.
Efforts to increase wind power mean that turbine blades are getting bigger and bigger. But a new design in the works takes the idea to levels most people can barely imagine: Blades up to 656.2 feet long ...







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The Haʻiku Stairs, also known as the Stairway to Heaven or Haʻiku Ladder, is a steep hiking trail on the island of Oʻahu in Hawaii.

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Friday, March 11, 2016

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Trump calls for ground troops in Iraq, Syria
Donald Trump would deploy up to 30,000 American soldiers in the Middle East to defeat the Islamic State, he said at Thursday night’s debate.



Confident of winning the nomination, Donald Trump pivots to...promising to get the US in another ground war in the Middle East.- James Downie Tweet







The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam



The difference between Muslims and Republicans are there are about a billion moderate Muslims.- LOLGOP




Dead Men Tell No Tales
A former spokesman for Russian President Vladimir Putin who co-founded the Kremlin-backed news outlet RT died in a Washington hotel room of blunt force trauma to the head in November, according the office of D.C.’s medical examiner.









Republicans: "I'm not a scientist."
Scientists: "I'm not a a Republican.'- LOLGOP


Republican Shenanigans



Dr who says being gay is a choice, gay marriage leads to bestiality & pyramids were grain silos now says Trump would be a good POTUS. - John Fugelsang






Trump Thuggery Denied
Donald Trump's campaign manager Corey Lewandowski denied a report Thursday night from a reporter who accused him of strong-arming her after a press conference earlier in the week.



Dear Media: Hi. You know those comments of Trump's you keep calling "racially-charged"? They're "racist." You can use the word. It's okay. - goldengateblonde tweet









Cruz Pledges To Continue Witch Hunt
Ted Cruz pledged to continue an investigation into Hillary Clinton's use of a private email server while secretary of State if he is elected president. 









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I see grain silos in the pyramids.
America's Quaalude Candidate Endorses Trump
Ben Carson lauded Donald Trump as an "intelligent man who cares deeply about America" as he officially endorsed his former GOP presidential rival Friday.
"There are two different Donald Trumps. There’s the one you see on the stage, and there’s the one who is very cerebral, sits there and considers things very carefully...





If the Republican Party does break up, who gets custody of Little Marco?- LOLGOP





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Kasich just endorsed pardoning Nixon? Yep. The GOP is bleeding out all the scabs now.- LOLGOP






Watch Out For Glass In These Frozen Foods
Nestle USA is voluntarily recalling certain lots of more than a dozen of its frozen meals because they may contain small pieces of glass, the company said today in a statement.
The recall comes after several consumers reported finding small pieces of glass in some DiGiorno, Lean Cuisine and Stouffer's meals, the company said.




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Do you think I like seeing those crosses everywhere? Insensitive heathens.- Republican Jesus






I love dogs. They do nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers



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I'm not convinced that refraining from talking about your penis for two hours is the same thing as being presidential.- Andy Borowitz







I live in a society where a network called The History Channel can run a 2-hour prime-time special on Zombies.- John Fugelsang






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