Friday, March 11, 2016

Trump the Warrior




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Trump calls for ground troops in Iraq, Syria
Donald Trump would deploy up to 30,000 American soldiers in the Middle East to defeat the Islamic State, he said at Thursday night’s debate.



Confident of winning the nomination, Donald Trump pivots to...promising to get the US in another ground war in the Middle East.- James Downie Tweet







The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam



The difference between Muslims and Republicans are there are about a billion moderate Muslims.- LOLGOP




Dead Men Tell No Tales
A former spokesman for Russian President Vladimir Putin who co-founded the Kremlin-backed news outlet RT died in a Washington hotel room of blunt force trauma to the head in November, according the office of D.C.’s medical examiner.









Republicans: "I'm not a scientist."
Scientists: "I'm not a a Republican.'- LOLGOP


Republican Shenanigans



Dr who says being gay is a choice, gay marriage leads to bestiality & pyramids were grain silos now says Trump would be a good POTUS. - John Fugelsang






Trump Thuggery Denied
Donald Trump's campaign manager Corey Lewandowski denied a report Thursday night from a reporter who accused him of strong-arming her after a press conference earlier in the week.



Dear Media: Hi. You know those comments of Trump's you keep calling "racially-charged"? They're "racist." You can use the word. It's okay. - goldengateblonde tweet









Cruz Pledges To Continue Witch Hunt
Ted Cruz pledged to continue an investigation into Hillary Clinton's use of a private email server while secretary of State if he is elected president. 









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I see grain silos in the pyramids.
America's Quaalude Candidate Endorses Trump
Ben Carson lauded Donald Trump as an "intelligent man who cares deeply about America" as he officially endorsed his former GOP presidential rival Friday.
"There are two different Donald Trumps. There’s the one you see on the stage, and there’s the one who is very cerebral, sits there and considers things very carefully...





If the Republican Party does break up, who gets custody of Little Marco?- LOLGOP





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Kasich just endorsed pardoning Nixon? Yep. The GOP is bleeding out all the scabs now.- LOLGOP






Watch Out For Glass In These Frozen Foods
Nestle USA is voluntarily recalling certain lots of more than a dozen of its frozen meals because they may contain small pieces of glass, the company said today in a statement.
The recall comes after several consumers reported finding small pieces of glass in some DiGiorno, Lean Cuisine and Stouffer's meals, the company said.




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Do you think I like seeing those crosses everywhere? Insensitive heathens.- Republican Jesus






I love dogs. They do nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers



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I'm not convinced that refraining from talking about your penis for two hours is the same thing as being presidential.- Andy Borowitz







I live in a society where a network called The History Channel can run a 2-hour prime-time special on Zombies.- John Fugelsang






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Thursday, March 10, 2016

Obama warns Republicans: Don't use my Supreme Court pick to politicize the court system





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Obama warns Republicans: Don't use my Supreme Court pick to politicize the court system
President Obama warned against politicizing the selection of Supreme Court justices on Thursday as he prepares to announce his own nominee amid Republican threats to block any pick he makes.


"Caitlyn Jenner told an interviewer that Hillary Clinton 'only thinks of herself.' Jenner said this while promoting the new season of her reality show 'I Am Cait.'" –Conan O'Brien







The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam


I know that these comparisons between Trump and Hitler are tempting, but in fairness, Hitler never publicly talked about his penis. - Andy Borowitz






Trump Effect On The 1st Amendment
Donald Trump campaign manager Corey Lewandowski forcibly yanked Breitbart reporter Michelle Fields out of the way after his press conference in Florida on Tuesday night.
Fields was attempting to ask Trump a question as he exited the press conference. Secret Service was starting to clear a path, when Fields was forcibly grabbed on her arm by Lewandowski, moving her out of the way and nearly bringing her down to the ground, a source who witnessed the situation told POLITICO.



There's a type of American who learned nothing from the W years; just got louder, dumber, angrier & meaner.  I call them 'The Illiteratti.' - John Fugelsang








Republican Shenanigans



Donald Trump just got the media to air him pimping his own meat.- John Fugelsang








GOP Senator Admits Changing Rules Because Of Obama
During a Thursday morning radio interview, Sen. Ron Johnson (R-WI) candidly explained that Senate Republicans would take a different approach to a Supreme Court nominee if a Republican president were in office and replacing a conservative justice.



President Trump, 2017: "The state of our Union is strong. But not as strong as my Trump Knives! Look at how easily they cut this tin can!"- Kevin R. Kruse tweet








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GOP: It's Obama's Fault The GOP Is A Mess
President Barack Obama said Republicans should look in the mirror to assign blame for the tumult and rancor in their presidential nomination process.



I'm shocked and offended that Obama is skipping Nancy Reagan's funeral to attend Whitney Houston's funeral again.- LOLGOP








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Miami: Returning To The Sea?
The city of Miami Beach floods on such a predictable basis that if, out of curiosity or sheer perversity, a person wants to she can plan a visit to coincide with an inundation. Knowing the tides would be high around the time of the “super blood moon,” in late September, I arranged to meet up with Hal Wanless, the chairman of the University of Miami’s geological-sciences department. Wanless, who is seventy-three, has spent nearly half a century studying how South Florida came into being. From this, he’s concluded that much of the region may have less than half a century more to go.




IN 2035



U.S. "has more color in water than its Oscars" - The Daily Show




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Republicans have just announced they are going to wait until there is a new president before they even think about burying Nancy Reagan.- Mrs. Betty Bowers





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A racist maniac could NEVER become president! 
Cable TV: Let's give him a billion dollars in free advertising and find out! - LOLGOP



Trump Is A Lawsuit Machine
The Better Business Bureau waded into the icky mess that is Trump University on Tuesday. It wanted to clarify the letter grade received by Donald Trump's Excellent Academic Adventure.
All this to-do brings back happy memories for me of the time I attended a Trump University seminar and Trump tried to have me fired.






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Fight The Right Fundraiser

I feel as though I am in a dreamlike drowsy state. I hope that didn't reflect in today's edition!
Flu begone! Begone, I say!



Wednesday, March 9, 2016

Trump INFOMERCIAL!




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Trump infomercial captivates networks
Millions of viewers tuned into to cable news networks during the prime 9 p.m. EST hour likely expecting to hear some candidate speeches. What they got, on CNN, Fox, and MSNBC, was one candidate talking for 45 minutes: Donald Trump.



Trump Wins Three More States, Say Centers for Disease Control. - Andy Borowitz







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Rocking The Voter

This will be the year of the voter who is denied the right to vote. Over a dozen states have placed restrictions on voting. Hey, it worked in one state in 2000 when Jeb purged the voter rolls of over 50,000 voters claiming they were ineligible to vote causing such a close race. Jeb knew exactly what he did and why.

I can't vote as the Florida restrictions for expats living overseas are ridiculous

I'm worried. No matter who the Democratic nominee is, when people are restricted from voting it mainly affects retirees, low income people and all minorities. In other words, Democrats.

Watching this Trumpmania spread across the USA is scary. For the past 30+ years, I always thought of Trump as a vulgar high end real estate salesman who had a gorgeous woman on his arm competing for the best hairstyle. Now he is running for president?

The bar was lowered nationally when Jeb and the Supreme Court ushered in W. It was furthered lowered when John McCain gave us the Baked Alaska treat, Sarah Palin.

The Republicans have always spoken in code to the "white" people and now the whole world is watching Donald Trump throw that code out the window and openly denigrate Latinos to Muslims, deny knowledge of the KKK, advocate building walls and even insulting the Pope. The Pope! AND his numbers go up!

Ugly American describes Trump and his millions of followers.

And the media is complicit in Trump's rise with the obscene amount of free coverage for Trump due to his antics. Trump is playing them and he is reveling in it.

 It's all about ratings and CNN, Fox News and MSNBC all chose to cover Trump and not Hillary, Bernie or the other GOP candidates.

I'm so old I remember when the media investigated to get to the truth of politics, nowadays the media lets the right wing politicians dictate for ratings.

This isn't yellow journalism, it is the color of money journalism.



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Thank you so much for stopping by!

I think I have the flu, temperature, the feeling of being run over by a truck, you know the symptom drill. Ugh.

Mea culpa for the short edition PLUS I want to emphasize that I wrote this column and made the phototoon under the influence of the flu. That said, I am relieved of any responsibility.

Peace.









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Time To Deflate Photo

A sea cave in Malibu, California.

Peace.