Monday, March 7, 2016

Trump to GOP: Unite Behind Me Or Else





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Trump to GOP: Unite Behind Me Or Else
Donald Trump demanded that Republicans unify behind his campaign on Saturday night, arguing that conservatives who don’t back his campaign should fear the consequences of a third-party bid.



Hey GOP. While you were waiting for Obama to come for your guns, Trump came for your party.- LOLGOP








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Will North Korea Use Nukes Today?
South Korean and U.S. troops began large-scale military exercises on Monday in an annual test of their defenses against North Korea, which called the drills "nuclear war moves" and threatened to respond with an all-out offensive







You stopped Trump and got Cruz! = I cured my gout with Syphilis!- LOLGOP








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What? Fox News Host Asks Legitimate Question!
Fox News host Chris Wallace confronted former Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney on Sunday over whether his “legitimizing” of Donald Trump in 2012 had elevated the status of the billionaire candidate to front-runner in 2016.













Remember when Republicans said they didn't want to politicize the poisoning of a city but then politicized the size of their penises?- LOLGOP





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Donald "Pisello" Trump
The daughter of a reputed New Jersey mob figure says her late father had a longtime relationship with Donald Trump that included gambling millions of dollars at one of his casinos, flying on his helicopter and partying aboard his private yacht.








Good to see Ted Cruz has cornered the right-wing millionaire transgender reality star vote.- John Fugelsang



Little Marco Is On The March In Florida
Sen. Marco Rubio (R-Fla.) has cut Donald Trump's lead in Florida to single digits, according to a Monmouth University Poll released Monday.
Trump leads Sen. Marco Rubio by 8 points in the senator's home state, 38 percent to 30 percent.






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"I will build a wall"
"I will defund Planned Parenthood"
"Gays are waging jihad on America" 
--Ted Cruz, the GOP's best hope to stop Trump
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Trump is the authentic conservative because he isn't the tool of billionaire donors, he is a billionaire donor tool. - LOLGOP




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Muslim Tyrant Pushes For More Wall Street Regulation
President Barack Obama huddled Monday with top financial regulators to push for still tougher oversight of Wall Street to head off another financial crisis.



Every single person on this subway is staring at their phone and I'm so appalled I have to tweet about it.- John Fugelsang






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Friday, March 4, 2016

The GOP Slugfest





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Donald Trump defends size of his penis
Donald Trump assured American voters Thursday night that despite what Marco Rubio had suggested, there was "no problem" with the size of his hands -- or anything else.


The GOP debate was similar to watching a cock fight, without the cocks, just dicks.


83 years ago today, FDR said, "We have nothing to fear but fear itself" but he hadn't seen last night's debate.- LOLGOP








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North Korea got nuclear weapons under George W. Bush, which is obviously Bill Clinton's fault.- LOLGOP






The Warring Republicans
 With U.S. Republicans sharply split over a front-runner they cannot unite behind, a new group is trying to push the country's top elected Republican, Paul Ryan, into the White House race.








The worst part of #GOPDebate had to be the screams from the graves of Eisenhower & Lincoln.- John Fugelsang


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O'Reilly Can't Hold His Liquor? He's Shamed The Irish!
Fox News host Bill O’Reilly’s post-debate show on Thursday drew more attention than usual online, in part because several observers speculated that the Factor host was not in a condition to perform his duties.









We'll miss you, Dr. Ben Carson. The human Quaalude. - cafedotcom tweet







Caitlyn Jenner is brave but she's also become everything the GOP wants in a female voter. - rich, white, older AND she doesn't have a uterus. - John Fugelsang


Overcharging The Messenger 
Michigan's health department has demanded thousands of dollars to release documents related to one of the worst outbreaks of Legionnaires' disease in U.S. history, which some experts say could have been prevented had state officials acted sooner.









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When they do the live action version of 'Frozen' I want Megyn Kelly for Queen Elsa. - John Fugelsang



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While The GOP Is Infighting... President Obama mocked Republican presidential campaign and the news cycle Friday in an effort to draw attention to something he says is more important to the American people: jobs.




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Hi, it's cold and I don't read much so that proves 97% of the world's scientists are wrong about climate change.- John Fugelsang







Good thing no one ever asks Republicans why Obamacare has led to the best job creation of the century.- LOLGOP



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#GOPDebate - It's like 'The Apprentice' but with fascism.- John Fugelsang



Sports Authority Not The Authority On Retailing
Sports Authority will close 19 stores in California as part of its bankruptcy proceedings. The Englewood, Colo.-based sporting goods retailer filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection Wednesday and said it would close or sell about 140 stores, or ..



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Time To Deflate Photo

A picture of the saltwater lake  La’nga Co in Tibet. It's Sanskrit name translates to "lake of the demon", as the lake is devoid of fish and plants. Scott Kelly tweeted this picture in January. NASA/Scott Kelly

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Thursday, March 3, 2016

Romney calling Trump 'phony', urging Republicans to shun him




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Romney calling Trump 'phony', urging Republicans to shun him
Former GOP presidential nominee Mitt Romney is charging into the increasingly divisive White House race with a verbal lashing of Donald Trump and a plea for fellow Republicans to shun the front-runner for the good of country and party.



Mitt Romney is an expert on what it takes to become president in the same way Tom Cruise is an expert on winning an Oscar. Great choice GOP!- Mrs. Betty Bowers









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"His promises are as worthless as a degree from Trump University. He's playing the American public for suckers: He gets a free ride to the White House, and all we get is a lousy hat." -- Mitt Romney on Donald J. Trump








Mexico Says No To Trump Wall Payment
The Mexican government has made his first direct response to Donald Trump's pledge to build a wall along the two countries' border — and make Mexico pay for it.
Mexican Treasury Secretary Luis Videgaray says "emphatically and categorically" that his country isn't going to foot the bill for the project proposed by the Republican presidential hopeful.









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The CEO of NASCAR, Brian France, spoke, saying that "Trump is a family man." And it's true, just ask any of Trump's three wives.- James Corden










Even The Speaker Of The House Is Laughing At Trump
House Speaker Paul Ryan says he "laughed out loud" when Donald Trump told the world this week that the Wisconsin Republican needs to get along with him or "pay a big price."











Sorry you didn’t win Best Picture, “Mad Max: Fury Road,” but if Trump wins the election, you can re-submit for “Best Documentary.”- Conan O'Brien





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Donald Trump said in a new interview that there's nobody that's done so much for equality as he has. Well, he does appear to be doing everything in his power to make sure America has its first female president.- Seth Myers



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What Does Trump And The Bundy Standoff Have In Common?
FBI agents arrested Jerry DeLemus, co-chair of Veterans for Trump in New Hampshire, on Thursday following his indictment in connection with the 2014 Bundy Ranch standoff in Nevada, the New Hampshire Union Leader reported.





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Comes now The Mittens, whose Bain Capital threw thousands out of work, to explain why the "common people" shouldn't vote for someone else. - Barracks O'Bama Tweet




This Is News?
Fossil fuel millionaires collectively pumped more than $100m into Republican presidential contenders' efforts last year - in an unprecedented investment by the oil and gas industry in the party's future.










A Catholic priest in Ireland has resigned after a video surfaced of him snorting cocaine in a room decorated with Nazi memorabilia. He was also the first priest to ever tell someone at confession, "Ah, I think I got you beat."- Seth Myers






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