Wednesday, March 2, 2016

Trump Wins Super Tuesday, Threatens Speaker of the House





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Trump: Ryan can get along with me or 'pay a big price'
Donald Trump warned Speaker Paul Ryan (R-Wis.) that he'll have to pay the price if he doesn't get along with a President Trump after Ryan repudiated him for failing to disavow backing from David Duke.


Donald Trump is like if a hate crime were a person.- OhNoSheTwitnt Tweet







The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam


Republicans can't beat Trump but expect us to believe they can beat ISIS?- BadGOP






How To Move To Canada Guide
After Donald Trump won sweeping electoral victories during Super Tuesday’s primary elections, dissatisfied voters might already be throwing in the towel and plotting their escape from the country.
Google searches of “how to move to Canada” spiked early Wednesday morning...













There was voting today in 13 states with hundreds of delegates at stake. Jeb Bush spent his Super Tuesday at home ironing and re-ironing his Tommy Bahama shirts.- Jimmy Kimmel



Republican Shenanigans



Anyone who still thinks Bernie or Hillary is a shoo-in to beat Trump obviously doesn't know as many terrible people as I do.- OhNoSheTwitnt Tweet








It's A Matter Of Time Before Someone Is Seriously Hurt Or Killed By Trump's Trolls
White supremacists hurled racist and sexist slurs Tuesday afternoon as they pushed a black protester out of a Donald Trump rally in Kentucky.












Ben Carson is the one GOP candidate who has done any good with his life. It's too bad he'll be remembered for this.- LOLGOP




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Looking forward to Trump explaining that he only backed re-segregating water fountains because he "forgot his reading classes somewhere."- LOLGOP








Analysts say Hillary Clinton's plan to defeat Donald Trump involves painting Trump as "dangerous and bigoted." She plans on doing this by quoting Trump accurately.- Conan O'Brien



Bruce Caitlyn Jenner To Bring Transgender Votes To GOP!
Caitlyn Jenner says she plans on having a conversation with whichever candidate wins the GOP presidential nomination.“I sit on the Republican side,” Jenner, 66, told “Today’s” Natalie Morales in a Wednesday interview, “and when we do get a candidate, I certainly will talk to them.”




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Sen Orrin Hatch (R-Utah): I don't think Trump tolerates racism, he’s "just inexperienced in expressing himself at things like that" 







The Dumbing Down Of Texas Continues
A former teacher who believes President Obama used to work as a gay prostitute seems well on her way to joining the Texas State Board of Education.











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Mike Huckabee, who doesn't think the Confederate Flag or jokes about Koreans eating dogs are racist, says Trump isn't racist.- John Fugelsang






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Men are 543% more likely to look at porn than females. That's right, only 543%.- John Fugelsang






Attention HACKERS!!!
Attention hackers: Time to re-watch “WarGames” and crack your knuckles, the Pentagon is about to pay you to break into some government systems.



And then one day she realized she could never love a man who could name more than 2 Kardashians.- John Fugelsang






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Tuesday, March 1, 2016

Super Tuesday and Obama and Mitch McConnell To Meet





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McConnell doubles down on SCOTUS ahead of Obama meeting 
"We will reiterate that the American people will have a voice in the vacancy on the Supreme Court as they choose the next president," ...



Why should senators get to do anything in their final year, if the President can't?- Sen. Al Franken



RIP GOP





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam



Obviously we’d all be safer if everyone was armed, which is why war zones are famous for their safety. - CAFE Tweet







Trump Shows His Love For The Media
Time photographer Chris Morris was put in a chokehold and thrown to the ground by a member of Trump's security team.



Donald Trump got the endorsement of the American Neo-Nazi Party, which is like the Republican Party, only more moderate. - Paul Solomon Tweet






Rubio & Cruz blasted Trump for not condemning David Duke then said he's weak on deporting millions-- if you're wondering why they're losing.- LOLGOP



Republican Shenanigans



To win in 2016, GOP needs to pull in voters who backed Obama. Trump can't even win over Mitt Romney.- LOLGOP







Trump on Good Morning America: "There's nobody who's done more for equality than me. In Palm Beach, I built the Mar-A-Lago Club, totally open to everybody."



Trump Did Not Build It
Mar-a-Lago is a landmark estate in Palm Beach, Florida. Built from 1924 to 1927 by Marjorie Merriweather Post, the estate is currently owned by The Trump Organization, LLC.










Trump, The Opportunist
Republican frontrunner Donald Trump kicked off his Super Tuesday by completely disposing of the David Duke Ku Klux Klan controversy for good and all. In an interview with George Stephanopoulos on Tuesday’s Good Morning America, Trump disavowed all support from white supremacists, and explained to Stephanopoulos that he’s actually a hero of racial equality because he built a club that isn’t whites-only.











Ever notice how many GOPrs say they are running for president because God told them to? If true, God really loves messing with the GOP.- Kurt Eichenwald





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Every single Twitter Tweet has been archived in the Library of Congress for future generations to read, so hate wisely. - John Fugelsang



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Trump's Outreach To Black Students!
Donald Trump ordered Secret Service agents to remove a number of black students from his Georgia rally on Monday evening, according to The Des Moines Register.
Before Trump spoke in Valdosta, Ga., about 30 black students who were quietly standing on the top of the bleachers were told to leave the GOP front-runner’s event.
“We didn’t plan to do anything,” said Tahjila Davis, a 19-year-old Valdosta State University student who was removed. “They said, 'This is Trump’s property; it’s a private event.' But I paid my tuition to be here.”



Donald Trump is so incredibly not racist that all major racist groups have endorsed him purely out of ironic spite.- John Fugelsang





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Rolling Stones: Free Concert In Cuba
The Rolling Stones will perform a groundbreaking concert in Havana, Cuba on Friday March 25, 2016.  The free concert will take place at the Ciudad Deportiva de la Habana and will be the first open air concert in the country by a British Rock Band.  



Hobby Lobby covers Viagra, not IUD; because a fertilized egg is clearly God's will but impotency clearly isn't. - John Fugelsang








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If the US was actually a Christian Nation then we'd vote to help the poor & let private charities bail out Wall Street.- John Fugelsang






The Billionaire's Club
The investment guru Donald Trump wants to head up the Treasury Department just posted his worst losses since the financial crisis.
Hedge fund chief Carl Icahn reported Tuesday that his firm posted an 18 percent loss in 2015, according to CNBC.



The FDA could've recommend approval of that 'Female Viagra' drug but just wasn't in the mood & wishes you would stop pressuring. - John Fugelsang









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Thank you so much!

Monday, February 29, 2016

Tomorrow, Tomorrow, I Love Ya Tomorrow!

Tomorrow, a new edition!

Only 3 more months of living with this Internet connection. Until then, unless I shoot myself, I thank you for your patience.

Not to leave you empty handed...









Peace and see you tomorrow!