False Prophets

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Huckabee Keeps the Faith as Iowa Caucuses Near
Mike Huckabee may be feeling like a zombie, but he's still got some fight left in him.
At least that was the message from the former Arkansas Governor during a meeting with supporters Saturday morning at his campaign headquarters in Urbandale, Iowa.


Huckabee wants the VP spot and he'll bring the evangelical crowd with him.  Trump needs a lot more than that.

Shortened edition today,  hope you enjoy anyway!


Can't believe Donald Trump skipped #GOPDebate & missed the chance to be questioned by Queen Elsa from 'Frozen.' - John Fugelsang

Will Paul Ryan Put On His Pouty Face?
President Barack Obama will meet for the first time on Tuesday with Speaker Paul Ryan, the top Republican in the U.S. House of Representatives...

Remember when George W let the RNC run a server from the Oval Office & deleted 20 million emails?  You don't? Where do you get your news?- John Fugelsang









Rush Limbaugh says Obama created recession to punish white people.  Apparently God created Rush for the same reason.- John Fugelsang

Another Precious Child Lost To Gun Fire
A Florida toddler was shot multiple times during a “gang-related” drive-by shooting, cops said Saturday.
Little Aiden Michael McClendon, who was only 22 months old, was shot dead Friday around 6:10 p.m. in Jacksonville while sitting in a car, cops said in a statement.

Bernie Must Have Received A Serious Threat!
Democratic presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders will receive protection from Secret Service, according to Fox News’ Ed Henry.
Sanders joins Democratic presidential front-runner Hillary Clinton and Republican candidates Donald Trump and Ben Carson as the only White House contenders with details from the agency.










BREAKING: Media determined to declare winner in Iowa caucuses today, instead of waiting until Monday when voters will.- Tea Party Cat

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Ionian islands, Greece, where everyone entombed in snow, at this moment, deserves to be.

Peace.

Deep apologies for any humor inconvenience

I will post a new edition tomorrow, Saturday, January 30, 2016. I had a major sinus headache today. I must've caught Trumpitis.

Peace.

"The guy scares me."

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"The Guy Scares Me": Holocaust Survivors Warn About The Danger Of Trump's Right-Wing Media Approved Rhetoric
On International Holocaust Remembrance Day, Holocaust survivors warned about the demagoguery and rhetoric espoused by Donald Trump that they say echoes back to Nazi Germany -- the same rhetoric which has been sanctioned by right-wing media and praised by white nationalist media as "wonderful."



Disappointed with how the government is treating him, GOP nominee Donald Trump to boycott election, hold his own election via Twitter.- Tea Party cat

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

• 24 Die After Iraqi Kurdish Refugees' Boat Sinks Off Greek Island
• Sweden could deport between 60,000 and 80,000 asylum seekers
• N. Korea may be prepping long-range missile test
• FBI claims slain militant reached for a gun — and they say they’ve got video to prove it
• Defying his own son, Cliven Bundy rallies Oregon militants to ‘fight’ to the end
• Facebook vs. #ISIS: Inside the tech giant's antiterror strategy 

Why do so many Americans hate people from the middle east, yet worship someone from the middle east? - The Good God Above

YESTERDAY TRUMP TRUMPETED:

TODAY TRUMP TRUMPETED: 

Personally, I'd rather see Mika of Morning Joe ask the questions.

Media whores, the lot of them

Republican Shenanigans

• Trump schedules event to rival Fox News debate
• Fiorina ups the ante: $2 million to debate Trump
• BREAKING: Huckabee to attend Trump counter-debate event 
• Brussels residents mock Trump for calling city a ‘hellhole’
• Ann Coulter slams ‘arrogant’ Fox News as Trump ignites civil war among the right
• Florida is drowning as sea level rises — but Senator Marco Rubio continues to ignore it
• The new #NoFilter Jeb Bush: A desperate ploy to build a personality from scratch
• Hastert Judge to Consider Request to Delay Sentencing

"Trump is just skipping the debate for media attention!" said the media during its wall-to-wall coverage about Trump skipping the debate. - goldengateblond

Donald's Running Mate?
Former congressman and MSNBC host Joe Scarborough on Wednesday indicated some openness to being Republican primary front-runner Donald Trump’s running mate, before closing the door on the idea with a series of tweets.

FYI, Bernie supporters who do nothing but attack Hillary and Hillary supporters who do nothing but attack Bernie, you're as bad as the GOP.- OhNoSheTwitnt









Good News For Democrats
This is not a poll of who people say they'll vote for. It's a poll of who they expect to win. I'm surprised that the public is apparently so sure of a Democratic victory, but I suppose that has a lot to do with the obvious turmoil in the Republican race.

REMINDER: Only one candidate for president is the same religion as Jesus was.- LOLGOP



Rock The Voter News

• Sanders meets with Obama, says president will remain neutral in primary race 
• Sanders calls for more debates — on his own terms
• Sanders flips vote on gun control bill
• Gabby Giffords to Campaign With Hillary Clinton 
• FBI's Hillary Clinton email investigation not letting up 

Why I'm optimistic: Either we get our most qualified nominee ever, who happens to be female, OR a genuine prophet of the crisis of now.- LOLGOP

This Looks Serious, People.
The Zika virus, blamed for a surge in birth defects, is “spreading explosively”, World Health Organization chief Margaret Chan said Thursday, calling for an emergency meeting on the outbreak on February 1.
















Voters torn between supporting Trump or Cruz have settled on Crump, Helen Crump, the one Sheriff Taylor's sweet on.- Paula Poundstone

Business/Tech News

• Dow adds 100 points as oil surges; Facebook leaps 13%
• Jobless Claims Fall More Than Expected After U.S. Holidays
• Pistons' owner pledges $10M to help his hometown of Flint with water
• Barbie Doll  gets 3 new bodies

"But why didn't the Barbie people make any MALE dolls with different body types and skin colors?"'- Ken's Rights Activist

Increasing Fees On Solar Users
States such as California, Arizona and Nevada have moved to increase fees on homeowners and businesses with solar panels. States such as California, Arizona and Nevada have moved to increase fees on homeowners and businesses with solar panels.



The financial class crashed the global economy, costing 15 million Americans their jobs or homes, and you're mad at immigrants.- LOLGOP

People are very upset because in a new movie Michael Jackson is going to be played by a British white man. The producers said, "We didn’t want to cast a white man, but we’d like to get nominated for an Oscar."- Conan O'Brien

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I hope you had a good time today!

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Odd News

• Cool Cop Responds to Hoops Noise Complaint With Savage Dunk
• Ongoing search for missing flight #MH370 reveals underwater volcano
• UK police arrest suspect with 38 phones in his trousers
• PETA: Turn 'Silence of the Lambs' house into animal museum
• Thais turn to 'child angel' dolls as economy struggles

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Trollstigen, Norway is where they breed the Internet trolls.

Peace.