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Friday, January 29, 2016
Deep apologies for any humor inconvenience
I will post a new edition tomorrow, Saturday, January 30, 2016. I had a major sinus headache today. I must've caught Trumpitis.
Peace.
Thursday, January 28, 2016
"The guy scares me."
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On International Holocaust Remembrance Day, Holocaust survivors warned about the demagoguery and rhetoric espoused by Donald Trump that they say echoes back to Nazi Germany -- the same rhetoric which has been sanctioned by right-wing media and praised by white nationalist media as "wonderful."
Disappointed with how the government is treating him, GOP nominee Donald Trump to boycott election, hold his own election via Twitter.- Tea Party cat
The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam
- 24 Die After Iraqi Kurdish Refugees' Boat Sinks Off Greek Island
- Sweden could deport between 60,000 and 80,000 asylum seekers
- N. Korea may be prepping long-range missile test
- FBI claims slain militant reached for a gun — and they say they’ve got video to prove it
- Defying his own son, Cliven Bundy rallies Oregon militants to ‘fight’ to the end
- Facebook vs. #ISIS: Inside the tech giant's antiterror strategy
Why do so many Americans hate people from the middle east, yet worship someone from the middle east? - The Good God Above
YESTERDAY TRUMP TRUMPETED:
TODAY TRUMP TRUMPETED:
Personally, I'd rather see Mika of Morning Joe ask the questions.
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| Media whores, the lot of them |
Republican Shenanigans
- Trump schedules event to rival Fox News debate
- Fiorina ups the ante: $2 million to debate Trump
- BREAKING: Huckabee to attend Trump counter-debate event
- Brussels residents mock Trump for calling city a ‘hellhole’
- Ann Coulter slams ‘arrogant’ Fox News as Trump ignites civil war among the right
- Florida is drowning as sea level rises — but Senator Marco Rubio continues to ignore it
- The new #NoFilter Jeb Bush: A desperate ploy to build a personality from scratch
- Hastert Judge to Consider Request to Delay Sentencing
"Trump is just skipping the debate for media attention!" said the media during its wall-to-wall coverage about Trump skipping the debate. - goldengateblond
Donald's Running Mate?
Former congressman and MSNBC host Joe Scarborough on Wednesday indicated some openness to being Republican primary front-runner Donald Trump’s running mate, before closing the door on the idea with a series of tweets.
FYI, Bernie supporters who do nothing but attack Hillary and Hillary supporters who do nothing but attack Bernie, you're as bad as the GOP.- OhNoSheTwitnt
Good News For Democrats
This is not a poll of who people say they'll vote for. It's a poll of who they expect to win. I'm surprised that the public is apparently so sure of a Democratic victory, but I suppose that has a lot to do with the obvious turmoil in the Republican race.
REMINDER: Only one candidate for president is the same religion as Jesus was.- LOLGOP
Rock The Voter News
- Sanders meets with Obama, says president will remain neutral in primary race
- Sanders calls for more debates — on his own terms
- Sanders flips vote on gun control bill
- Gabby Giffords to Campaign With Hillary Clinton
- FBI's Hillary Clinton email investigation not letting up
Why I'm optimistic: Either we get our most qualified nominee ever, who happens to be female, OR a genuine prophet of the crisis of now.- LOLGOP
This Looks Serious, People.
The Zika virus, blamed for a surge in birth defects, is “spreading explosively”, World Health Organization chief Margaret Chan said Thursday, calling for an emergency meeting on the outbreak on February 1.
Voters torn between supporting Trump or Cruz have settled on Crump, Helen Crump, the one Sheriff Taylor's sweet on.- Paula Poundstone
Business/Tech News
- Dow adds 100 points as oil surges; Facebook leaps 13%
- Jobless Claims Fall More Than Expected After U.S. Holidays
- Pistons' owner pledges $10M to help his hometown of Flint with water
- Barbie Doll gets 3 new bodies
"But why didn't the Barbie people make any MALE dolls with different body types and skin colors?"'- Ken's Rights Activist
Increasing Fees On Solar Users
States such as California, Arizona and Nevada have moved to increase fees on homeowners and businesses with solar panels. States such as California, Arizona and Nevada have moved to increase fees on homeowners and businesses with solar panels.
The financial class crashed the global economy, costing 15 million Americans their jobs or homes, and you're mad at immigrants.- LOLGOP
People are very upset because in a new movie Michael Jackson is going to be played by a British white man. The producers said, "We didn’t want to cast a white man, but we’d like to get nominated for an Oscar."- Conan O'Brien
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I hope you had a good time today!
Wednesday, January 27, 2016
Protect Public Land
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Federal agents on Wednesday sealed off an Oregon wildlife refuge occupied by armed protesters, hours after authorities arrested several members of that group and killed one of the most prominent occupiers.
Ammon Bundy and his ilk have hated the federal government ever since they told them they can no longer own people.- Tina Dupuy
THE BUNDY SEVEN
The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam
- Leading Iraqi Shi'ite says Islamic State shrugging off U.S. air strikes
- Israel feels the heat of U.S., EU and U.N. criticism
- NATO looks to combat Russia's 'information weapon': document
- Documentary on radical Islam raises hackles in France
- Anger grows in Italy over covering nudes for Iran's Rouhani
I just realized that when these Bundy guys are convicted of felonies they can no longer own guns because sometimes everything is great.- Alex Halpern
Two people were killed and three others wounded as shooting erupted Tuesday night at a Seattle homeless encampment known as 'The Jungle,' officials said...Assistant Seattle Police Chief Bob Merner said at a news conference the victims lived at the encampment. He said of the shooting that police "have reason to believe it was very targeted."
But we should note that even the Republican frontrunner thinks Fox News is biased. So there's at least one thing we all agree on. - LOLGOP
Republican Shenanigans
- Whistling protesters bombard Trump with interruptions
- MSNBC Viewers Dump Morning Joe As Scarborough Is Lowest Rated Cable Morning News Show
- Scarborough: 'I'd rather set myself on fire' than attend debate with Megyn Kelly
- Trump Says He'll Stop Calling Megyn Kelly A 'Bimbo' Now
- Cruz Challenges Trump To ‘Mano-a-Mano’ Debate Before Iowa Caucuses
- Jeb Bush rises to second place in New Hampshire pol
Donald Trump got endorsed by Sarah Palin and the next thing you know he's dropping out of something. - OhNoSheTwitnt
Let The Games Begin!
Fox News is firing back at Donald Trump for the Republican presidential front-runner’s decision to skip Thursday night’s debate, accusing Trump’s campaign manager of threatening anchor Megyn Kelly.
Megyn Kelly needs to just moderate a debate where the candidates all fight in a steel cage while wearing Reagan masks.- John Fugelsang
Trump isn't threatened by Megyn Kelly because she's a woman. He's threatened because she's attractive and dared to contradict him in public.- Warren Holstein
Planned Parenthood Fake Videographers To Speak Today
The attorneys for the anti-abortion activists indicted for their undercover videos of Planned Parenthood are expected to speak about the charges Wednesday afternoon.
Rock The Voter News
- Clinton on nominating Obama to the Supreme Court: "A great idea"
- Clinton holds 22-point lead in new national poll
- Sanders Won't Attend New Democratic Debate Unless Sanctioned By DNC
The latest CBS poll has Bernie Sanders beating Hillary Clinton by 1 percent in Iowa, though another poll has Hillary beating Bernie Sanders with a folding chair.- Seth Myers
Duck, Donald!
Police in Iowa have arrested a man accused of throwing tomatoes at GOP front runner Donald Trump at a Tuesday night rally, the Des Moines Register reports.
Winter storm Jonas slammed the East Coast, some places got up to 3 feet of snow, and more than 12,000 flights were canceled. After a really warm December, this was kind of a relief. Climate change has not ended winter, it just packed the whole damn thing into one weekend. - Stephen Colbert
I hope Megyn Kelly isn't recruited by ISIS. President Trump will be hiding under his desk in the Oval Office while she destroys America!- Mrs. Betty Bowers
Business/Tech News
- Oil jumps after Russia dangles prospect of OPEC cooperation
- Florida League of Cities Drops Opposition To Fracking Bill
- Barry Diller: I’d Cross the Street to Avoid Donald Trump
Shonda Rhimes is set to executive produce a show on ABC that picks up at the end of Shakespeare's "Romeo and Juliet." So I guess no one at ABC read the end of "Romeo and Juliet."- Jimmy Fallon
Boeing Keeps A Low Profile
This week’s CAPA Iran Aviation Summit was the first international conference held in Tehran since the lifting of nuclear sanctions on January 16th. As noteworthy as the long list of western attendees, however, was the one all-important delegation that failed to turn up. Boeing BA, the world’s largest aircraft manufacturer and potentially one of the prime beneficiaries of a revivified Iranian economy, failed to make an appearance.
Humans used to think the Earth was flat. Then they got smarter. Now the idiots think the Earth is flat again.
Time is a flat circle. - The Good God Above
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