Monday, January 25, 2016

Blizzard Shuts Down East Coast





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East Coast digs out after blizzard as flights, transit remain snarled
Millions of people along the East Coast continued to recover from the historic blizzard that pummeled the seaboard over the weekend, even as governments and schools throughout the Northeast were closed Monday and transportation remained snarled...



Conservatives would acknowledge climate change if we blamed it on the poor. - Victor Tran







The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam



Once, Americans turned to each other when they fought Hitler.  Now Americans turn to Hitler comparisons when they fight each other. - John Fugelsang









Let The Investigation Begin!
Michigan Attorney General Bill Schuette on Monday named a special prosecutor and investigator to look into possible crimes in the city of Flint's water crisis.









The Afghan War is like a reality show that everybody hates, nobody watches, it costs too much & keeps getting renewed.- John Fugelsang



Republican Shenanigans









Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to admit you're voting for Donald Trump and remove all doubt.- LOLGOP




Trump's Spokesperson Is Perfect For Relaying His Message!
Katrina Pierson, the national spokesperson for Donald Trump’s presidential campaign, on Sunday defended her call for a “pure breed” president by arguing that she was a “half-breed” like President Barack Obama.







Marco Rubio: "I bought a gun on Christmas Eve to protect my family from ISIS. And a pair of high-heeled shoes so I'd look taller doing it."- The Daily Edge




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Michael Bloomberg gave us Rick Snyder who gave Flint lead in their water. You've been generous enough, Mike. - LOLGOP








Rock The Voter News



Jeb tweeted today that if Donald Trump is the nominee Hillary Clinton will be elected president and we can't let that happen. Jeb is painting himself as the only candidate who can beat Hillary. Meanwhile his brother George is at home painting portraits of his dog.- Jimmy Kimmel








I Have A Dream That Someday A Woman And Her Doctor Can Discuss Her Ladyparts Without Government Interference
The U.S. Supreme Court refused on Monday to review lower court rulings overturning North Dakota's ban on abortion at six weeks of pregnancy — before many women know they are pregnant.




US Marine Amir Tekhati is freed after years in Iranian prison and goes home to...wait for it... #Flint. - Kona Lowell










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Journalism Prof Who Doesn't Believe In Journalism Charged With Assault
A misdemeanor simple assault charge was filed Monday against a University of Missouri assistant professor who received nationwide attention when she called for "some muscle" to help her remove a student journalist from a protest site on campus...





1 in 5 American children are now on food stamps which is why we must cut food stamps to reduce their dependency on food. - John Fugelsang










Business/Tech News



Bloomberg unveils campaign slogan: "The only thing that can stop a bad billionaire is a good billionaire."- Andy Borowitz








Iran Is Looking For Business
 Iranian President Hassan Rouhani flew to Italy on Monday at the start of his first official visit to Europe, looking to sign multi-billion dollar contracts to help to modernize Iran's economy after years of crippling financial sanctions.






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Friday, January 22, 2016

FBI Has Chit Chat With Oregon Standoff Leader





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FBI and Oregon standoff leaders begin negotiations to end refuge occupation
..."We're not going to escalate anything," he said. "You would be the only ones to escalate this."
But Bundy had questions of his own. He asked by what right was the FBI involved in the refuge occupation.
"Are you here under authority of the sheriff?" Bundy asked...




BREAKING: Donald Trump skyrockets to 78% in GOP polls after promising to allow white people to use the N-word again when he is president. - Tea Party Cat








The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam



California Gas Leak Update
Long before a natural gas storage well sprung a disastrous leak near Los Angeles, California, utilities and national industry groups were raising alarms about the danger of aging underground storage infrastructure.
The leaking well’s owner, Southern California Gas Co, warned state utility regulators in 2014 of “major failures” without a rate hike to pay for comprehensive inspections of 229 storage wells.








"Sarah Palin is now the guy who hangs out in the high school parking lot showing off his car, five years after he graduated." –Rachel Maddow



White House Fires Back At Palin Blaming Obama
The White House is firing back after former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin pinned blame for her son’s domestic violence charges on President Obama.








Republican Shenanigans



Unconscionable to think that Republicans are wasting time attacking a Clean Water Rule while Flint, Michigan sits in a state of emergency. - Senator Harry Reid







Cruz Getting The Bush Boot
Ted Cruz once proudly wore a belt buckle borrowed from George H.W. Bush that said: "President of the United States."...








Imagine actually wanting Sarah Palin's support. - Gloria Fallon Tweet




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Jeb's Mom Stars In New Video!
Former first lady Barbara Bush, known in her family as "the enforcer," stars in a new video message for her son Jeb Bush's presidential bid...












Iowa Restaurant Patron Can Remember Every Breakfast Ruined By Presidential Candidates. - The Onion








Rock The Voter News



"Jeb Bush mistakenly referred to President Obama's daughter Malia as 'Malala.' When Jeb Bush apologized for his mistake, Malia said, 'Don't worry about it, Jethbo.'" –Conan O'Brien







This Man Needs A Dictionary AND Thesaurus
 Arkansas man who was disqualified by the Marines because of his Confederate flag tattoo complained to a local news outlet this week that his ink wasn’t racist because it included the words “Southern Pride.”





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Slogan for the hot new political ticket: "Trump-Palin 2016: You're Fired! I Quit!"









Business/Tech News



Twitter went down for almost three hours. It wasn't good — in fact, I heard Donald Trump actually had to FAX his insults to people." –Jimmy Fallon







Wal-Mart Raises Wages Just Enough So Employees Can Still Qualify For Food Stamps!
Wal-Mart is giving raises to the vast majority of its U.S. employees as part of the world's largest retailer's previously announced investment in its workforce. The move comes as it seeks to hold onto workers in an increasingly competitive market.



Where does the Bible say birth control is wrong? Nowhere. - John Fugelsang








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Thursday, January 21, 2016

Sarah has a problems with presidential campaigns

Sarah Palin, in speech at Trump rally, blames President Obama for son Track’s PTSD and domestic violence arrest
Trump backer Sarah Palin charged Wednesday that President Obama didn’t do enough for troubled U.S. war veterans — and more specifically, her recently arrested son.



Just when you thought she couldn't get "stupider" she does. There are those who thought Sarah sounded drunk when she endorsed Trump, I disagree, she sounded as though she was on coke or Maui Wowee, rambling and rambling on.


NOTICE: Short short edition today. Mea culpa.









Iranian prez says 'death to America' & it's 'terrorism.'  McCain says 'bomb bomb Iran' & it's 'just playing to his base.'- John Fugelsang




A millennial (my kid) sent me this toon. 



Trump fans who believe he'll build a border wall, deport 11 million & ban Muslim tourists are like that tragic girl who wants to be lied to. - John Fugelsang



Dole reacts moments after Cruz knocked him down.

Bob Dole Disses Cruz
Former Republican presidential nominee Bob Dole is warning GOP voters that putting Texas Sen. Ted Cruz at the top of the ticket would be “cataclysmic” for the party.












Study shows 10% of USA college grads believe Judge Judy serves on the Supreme Court.  

ISIS, you're trying too hard. - John Fugelsang



More Emails That Are Not Hillary's!
In an effort to offer answer mounting questions about who is at fault for the contamination of Flint’s drinking water, Governor Rick Snyder broke with his exemption from Michigan’s Freedom of Information Act and released emails he sent and received regarding Flint during 2014 and 2015.








Before Facebook we had absolutely no way of reconnecting with the people who beat us up in Jr. High.- John Fugelsang




Take care my snowbound friends, you don't want to end up like this poor fellow!

Peace.