Wednesday, January 20, 2016

Sarah Palin's son Track arrested at her home





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Sarah Palin's son Track arrested at her home, girlfriend 'concerned' he 'would shoot himself' 
The day before former Alaska governor Sarah Palin offered her high-stakes, high-profile endorsement of Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump, her son Track Palin was arrested on domestic-violence charges after a fight with his girlfriend, who said she was concerned he would take his own life with an AR-15 rifle.



Sounds as though Track may be having emotional problems. PTSD? I'm being serious, not snarky. He is a war veteran after all.



Announcement before Trump rally: "If a protester starts demonstrating...please do not touch or harm the protester…" - CSPAN







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BREAKING: British Parliament Votes to Extend Ban on Trump to Include Palin- Andy Borowitz


Israeli Name Calling Incident
The US State Department has moved to back America’s ambassador to Israel, Daniel Shapiro in a febrile and escalating row over his remarks on Monday that Israel applied law in the occupied West Bank differently to Palestinians and Israelis...Shapiro was also publicly lambasted on Israeli television on Tuesday by a former aide to Netanyahu who used the deeply offensive Hebrew word yehudon – which translates as “little Jew boy” – to disparage the ambassador. 






Europe Is Overwhelmed With Refugees
German Chancellor Angela Merkel's spokesman said on Wednesday Berlin still favored a joint European solution in the refugee crisis after Austria announced plans to introduce a limit on the number of people allowed to claim asylum.



Trump on Palin: "She and I share the same love of this nation's television cameras."- Andy Borowitz








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Sarah Palin endorses the guy who smeared the guy who made Sarah Palin famous. - John Fugelsang








No Deja Vu For Sarah?
Donald Trump on Wednesday morning refused to say whether he would pick former vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin as his running mate, less than a day after she formally endorsed his presidential campaign.




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More Proof The Planet Is Heating Up
Earth’s 2015 surface temperatures were the warmest since modern record keeping began in 1880...Globally-averaged temperatures in 2015 shattered the previous mark set in 2014 by 0.23 degrees Fahrenheit (0.13 Celsius). Only once before, in 1998, has the new record been greater than the old record by this much.





South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham on Friday endorsed Jeb Bush for president. Though I imagine getting an endorsement from Lindsey Graham is about as helpful as being backed up in a bar fight by Lindsey Graham.- Seth Myers








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Hillary Versus Bernie
Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders traded jabs Tuesday over the decision by progressive groups like Planned Parenthood and the Human Rights Campaign to endorse Clinton.







Palin endorsement of Trump was "hard for me to watch." -  Meghan McCain, John McCain's daughter




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How Much Would Donald Trump's American-Made iPhone Actually Cost?
Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump’s latest idea for how to make America great again? Force Apple to build its products in the US.




Khloe Kardashian has announced she’ll be hosting a new talk show where she drinks cocktails with her guests. The show will be called, "Throwing Up With The Kardashians."- Conan O'Brien








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Tuesday, January 19, 2016

A lighter shade of pale.





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Trump Tells Washington Post He'll Sue Over Story On Casino's Bankruptcy
Donald Trump told a Washington Post reporter that he would sue the paper if the Post chose to run a story about the real estate mogul's casino in Atlantic City, New Jersey, that went bankrupt in 1991.




"Nixon is too great a man to be mixed up in anything like Watergate." - John Wayne, 1972





This quote is from John Wayne's 1971 Playboy interview 




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Like Ted Cruz, Al Qaeda attacked NY for its values, too. More proof that ISIS & the American Taliban are virtually indistinguishable. - Jim David








The War On Water Drinkers
Michigan Gov. Rick Snyder (R) called the water contamination crisis in Flint "a disaster" similar to Hurricane Katrina in an interview with National Journal published Monday.



1. Elect a Republican CEO promising to run government like a business 
2. Sit around and wait for his Katrina. - LOLGOP








Rick Snyder says he took action on Flint water crisis as soon as he was made aware of it, give or take 15 months - The Daily Edge




Republican Shenanigans





Donald Trump at Liberty University: "Jesus was good. I prefer guys who don't get crucified, I wouldn't have been crucified, but he's nice." - Rex Huppke







Carson Staffer/Volunteers Injured In Car Crash, Campaign Suspended
Republican presidential candidate Ben Carson cancelled all South Carolina campaign events on Tuesday after three campaign volunteers and a staffer were injured in a crash on an icy road in Iowa




The GOP's best example of Obama being a tyrant is that he's NOT deporting grandmothers.- LOLGOP




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Kasich Is 7 Points Behind Trump
Former reality-television star Donald Trump remains the Republican frontrunner in New Hampshire, followed by a surging Ohio Gov. John Kasich (R) in second place, according to an American Research Group poll released Tuesday.




"We cannot be satisfied as long as a Negro in Mississippi cannot vote" 
-- Martin Luther King, Jr., 1963
"Yes we can" -- GOP, 2016
- The Daily Edge








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According to his critics, Sanders is cynically exploiting so-called "truth-based" voters to boost his Presidential bid.- Andy Borowitz










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"[Hillary Clinton] has actually been the only -- the only -- candidate, whether we're talking Democratic or Republican, to reach out and talk with us." - Flint, Michigan Mayor Karen Weaver




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RNC severs ties with NBC for February debate, amid concerns that moderators may refer to "facts" about economy, science, even geography. - The Daily Edge




How Will Wall Street React To This News?
Former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin will endorse Donald Trump Tuesday evening in Iowa, a major boost for the Republican frontrunner just 13 days from the caucus.






An extensive action figure collection remains the most effective form of birth control.- John Fugelsang






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Monday, January 18, 2016

Martin Luther King would be pleased





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Confederate Flag's Removal Turns King Day Into Celebration
For the first time in 17 years, civil rights leaders gathered at the South Carolina Statehouse to pay homage to the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. without the Confederate flag casting a long shadow over them.


Today we honor a man who challenged us to bend the arc of the moral universe toward justice. Let's keep working to realize Dr. King's dream.- President Barack Obama








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“Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that.”  - Rev. Martin Luther King








Aaaand, Here Come The Republicans All Jealous About Iran
Republican House Speaker Paul Ryan vigorously denounced the nuclear deal with Iran that was implemented Saturday, vowing US lawmakers would "do everything possible" to prevent Tehran from getting the atomic bomb.




BREAKING: Jade Helm II well underway, Federal officials disclose. 1st phase: Lure extremists to remote federal lands and gently detain them. - tomricks1 tweet









Meanwhile, The Adults In D.C. Got This Done
Jason Rezaian, the Washington Post reporter who was freed Saturday after almost 18 months of incarceration in an Iranian prison, met with Post editors Monday for the first time since his release and said he was “feeling good” ...




Republican Shenanigans



Marco Rubio purchased a gun to protect his family from ISIS, so we’re all safe now. Thanks, Rubio!- Tea Party Cat







Wildlife Welfare Refuge Standoff
Harney County, Oregon—the site of a two-week long, militia-led standoff against the federal government—is "the most government-dependent county in Oregon," according to a report from the New York Times.




Today Donald Trump speaks at Liberty University, founded by a segregationist who defended apartheid. Happy #MLKday to irony everywhere.- John Fugelsang










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Obama To The Rescue
 U.S. President Barack Obama declared a state of emergency in Michigan on Saturday and ordered federal aid for state and local response efforts in the county where the city of Flint has been contending with lead-contaminated drinking water.
Michigan Governor Rick Snyder had asked the president to declare both an emergency and an expedited major disaster in Genesee County to protect the safety of Flint residents.








We have former secretary of state and Democratic front-runner Hillary Clinton on the show tonight. Backstage she told me she's a huge fan of the show and I was like, "I know, I read it in your emails."- Jimmy Fallon



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California's Methane Leak Delayed Because They Don't Know WTF To Do
A gas leak at Los Angeles's Porter Ranch has caused thousands of residents to fall ill or be displaced since its discovery in late October 2015.
On Saturday, plans to capture and burn the leaking natural gas have been put on hold due to the risk of a catastrophic explosion.











Jeb Bush has released a new ad showing clips of mean things Donald Trump has said on the campaign trail. He also released his new campaign slogan "I'm telling!"- Seth Myers





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Brits Pass On Banning Trump
LONDON (AP) — Donald Trump doesn't have many fans in Britain's Parliament.
But a debate among lawmakers on calls to ban Trump from the country revealed little appetite to close Britain's doors to the provocative Republican U.S. presidential contender.








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The richest 1% now has as much wealth and more Republicans than the rest of the world' combined.- LOLGOP




The State Of The US Stock Market
The second trading week of 2016 was not much better than the first as the stock market extended its January decline. The S&P 500 lost 2.2%, extending its January drop to 8.0%.












President Vladimir Putin said that Russia has invented the world's most effective drug to fight Ebola. Yeah. When asked if he tested it on rats, Putin said, "You could call them that. Sure, yeah, yeah. They're rats."- Jimmy Fallon







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