Thursday, January 14, 2016

Get the popcorn, the GOP debate is tonight!





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Republican Presidential Debate and 5 Things to Watch For
Seven candidates qualify for Thursday's main presidential debate.
Hosted by the Fox Business Network, the debate will feature seven candidates: Donald Trump, Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, Ben Carson, Jeb Bush, Chris Christie and John Kasich.



To everyone who thinks I never report good news: tonight's Republican debate will feature significantly fewer Republicans.- Andy Borowitz








The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam




How DARE Obama suggest Congress 'take a vote' on going to war! Congress is too busy repealing Obamacare to waste time debating a war.- Tea Party Cat











The Cranky Militants Must Be Low On Snacks
The armed militants who have taken over an Oregon wildlife refuge appear to be moving toward “indicting” county officials who they say mocked them by threatening to impose a $70,000-a-day bill for their ongoing occupation.









I remember when George W. Bush was so tough on Iran that he let it spin 8,000 centrifuges and gave it most of Iraq.- LOLGOP





Republican Shenanigans




Yeah, Being Born In Canada Can Be A Problem Sometimes
A growing number of constitutional law scholars are arguing that Ted Cruz’s birth in Canada makes him ineligible to become president. Their argument could prove a thorn in the side of the senator, who is a zealous originalist on most constitutional questions—with what seems like a notable exception.








GOP: Trump's opinions are unacceptable, vile and completely representative of about 30 - 40% of our primary voters.- LOLGOP




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2016 is first presidential election in 50 years without full protections of Voting Rights Act but wasn't mentioned in any 2015 debates. - Ari Berman



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'You can't use birth control because the Bible commands us to be fruitful and multiply!' cried the celibate priest.- John Fugelsang




The Republicans own the Bible, in case you weren't up to speed. 
Virginia Rep. Dave Brat, the GOP lawmaker who famously upset former House Majority Leader Eric Cantor in a 2014 Republican primary, informed the world of his party's proprietary rights Monday while speaking with radio host Sandy Rios on her show, American Family Radio.







The poor woman  does look as though she's standing in line at the Waffle House!




Bernie’s really picking up some momentum. In fact yesterday, he received an endorsement from the progressive website MoveOn.org. As opposed to, Jeb Bush, who was just endorsed by the website "No, seriously. MoveOn.org!"- Jimmy Fallon





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AFL-CIO Tells Trump What They Think
The nation's largest labor group bashed Donald Trump on Thursday, accusing the GOP front-runner of injecting xenophobia into the presidential race.
During an AFL-CIO event on racism in politics, President Richard Trumka said the union has had "a number of conversations" with Trump supporters in its efforts to convert them.







Business/Tech News




In Oakland, California, for the first time, a marijuana company will be publicly traded. It’s the first ever stock that you can buy high AND sell high.- Conan O'Brien







Foreclosure Update
New Jersey had the highest activity rate, with foreclosure filings at 1.91 percent of homes. Florida posted the second highest rate at 1.77 percent, with Maryland third at 1.60 percent.




I didn’t win the Powerball. Thanks, Obama!- Tea Party Cat







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YAY, I am back online! I missed you all!

Wednesday, January 13, 2016

I need my INTERNET!

Sigh. The darn thing has been off most of the morning.

But all is not lost. I am having lunch with some AHNC viewers who are visiting Costa Rica.

I will post photos later and have a fresh issue tomorrow--barring Internet complications or just shoot me.









Peace.

Tuesday, January 12, 2016

Militiamen In Oregon Dig Into Government Files At Refuge





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Militiamen In Oregon Dig Into Government Files At Refuge
The armed squatters at the Malheur Wildlife Refuge in Oregon have begun rummaging through government documents at the reserve.



I don't want to put too much pressure on the President, but he has only one more year to take our guns. - Andy Borowitz









The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam



I hear the best part of tonight's State of the Union will be Obama showing off all the guns he's taken. - LOLGOP






Florida Judge's Can't Decide The Death Penalty
In an 8-1 decision, the United States Supreme Court has ruled against Florida’s capital punishment scheme, which says that judges have the power to determine facts in death penalty cases.




Republican Shenanigans



Whenever certain Caucasians complain about 'reverse racism' I just mutter 'you people.' - John Fugelsang







Oregon Judge Bills Bundy $70K A Day
 Oregon judge says he will bill Ammon Bundy up to $70,000 a day to reimburse Harney County for security costs related to the ongoing occupation of a wildlife refuge.



Ted Cruz: “Yes, I was born in Canada, but at least it’s a Christian country, not like Obama who was born in the Muslim caliphate of Hawaii.”- Tea Party Cat




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GOP invites Kim Davis to attend #SOTU in latest sign party has completely given up hope of getting any LGBT votes. - The Daily Edge




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Schools To Check Children's Genitals?
A bill filed by a Virginia lawmaker this week would require schools to be certain that children are using the restroom corresponding to their “correct anatomical sex.”












Obama to Thank Congress for Hard Work in Most Sarcastic State of Union Ever. - Andy Borowitz




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The world-famous Playboy Mansion is for sale. Luckily, so is bleach.- Seth Myers






Thanks Obama!
The U.S. military’s push to cut off the cash flow to Islamic extremists has taken an explosive turn. On Monday, defense officials told CNN that the U.S. dropped a pair of 2,000-pound bombs on a building in Mosul, Iraq, that contained potentially millions in currency belonging to ISIS.



El Chapo is back in the same prison he escaped from six months ago but they revoked his tunnel privileges this time. The plan is they're hoping to extradite him to the United States so he can be tried by a jury of his customers.- Jimmy Kimmel






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Again my Internet was problematic. Sigh.