But all is not lost. I am having lunch with some AHNC viewers who are visiting Costa Rica.
I will post photos later and have a fresh issue tomorrow--barring Internet complications or just shoot me.
Peace.
People pretending to be something they're not. Online since 2000.
Wednesday, January 13, 2016
I need my INTERNET!
Sigh. The darn thing has been off most of the morning.
But all is not lost. I am having lunch with some AHNC viewers who are visiting Costa Rica.
I will post photos later and have a fresh issue tomorrow--barring Internet complications or just shoot me.
Peace.
But all is not lost. I am having lunch with some AHNC viewers who are visiting Costa Rica.
I will post photos later and have a fresh issue tomorrow--barring Internet complications or just shoot me.
Peace.
Tuesday, January 12, 2016
Militiamen In Oregon Dig Into Government Files At Refuge
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The armed squatters at the Malheur Wildlife Refuge in Oregon have begun rummaging through government documents at the reserve.
I don't want to put too much pressure on the President, but he has only one more year to take our guns. - Andy Borowitz
The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam
- The Latest: US condemns suicide bomb attack in Istanbul
- Sunni mosques in east Iraq attacked after ISIS-claimed blasts
- Two Iraqi journalists shot dead, intel officer wounded
- Iran to sell heavy water to US under nuclear deal
- Swedish foreign minister calls for Israeli killings probe
- Teen chokes up asking Bundy to leave: ‘I shouldn’t have to be scared in my own hometown’
I hear the best part of tonight's State of the Union will be Obama showing off all the guns he's taken. - LOLGOP
Florida Judge's Can't Decide The Death Penalty
In an 8-1 decision, the United States Supreme Court has ruled against Florida’s capital punishment scheme, which says that judges have the power to determine facts in death penalty cases.
Republican Shenanigans
- Rand Paul, Carly Fiorina Fail To Make The Cut For The Next Prime Time GOP Debate
- Ted Cruz Worries That Obama Will Chisel Crosses Off Arlington Headstones
- Law Prof: Cruz Is Not A Natural Born Citizen And Thus Can't Be President
- Trump Is Playing ‘Born In The USA’ At Rallies To Taunt Cruz
- Carson Calls For Investigation Of Muslims Attending State Of The Union
- White supremacist group places robocalls for Trump saying 'We don't need Muslims'
Whenever certain Caucasians complain about 'reverse racism' I just mutter 'you people.' - John Fugelsang
Oregon Judge Bills Bundy $70K A Day
Oregon judge says he will bill Ammon Bundy up to $70,000 a day to reimburse Harney County for security costs related to the ongoing occupation of a wildlife refuge.
Ted Cruz: “Yes, I was born in Canada, but at least it’s a Christian country, not like Obama who was born in the Muslim caliphate of Hawaii.”- Tea Party Cat
GOP invites Kim Davis to attend #SOTU in latest sign party has completely given up hope of getting any LGBT votes. - The Daily Edge
Rock The Voter News
- Watch Obama hilariously mock Trump
- WATCH: Democratic presidential candidates appear at Iowa Brown and Black Forum
- Brady Campaign To Prevent Gun Violence Endorses Hillary Clinton
- Poll: Most Westerners Don't Want Federal Lands Turned Over To States
Schools To Check Children's Genitals?
A bill filed by a Virginia lawmaker this week would require schools to be certain that children are using the restroom corresponding to their “correct anatomical sex.”
Obama to Thank Congress for Hard Work in Most Sarcastic State of Union Ever. - Andy Borowitz
Business/Tech News
- European, US shares rally; oil rebounds off lows
- BP says to axe 4,000 jobs globally on oil price slide
- Textbook Publisher Sacked Employee In O'Keefe Sting Video On Common Core
The world-famous Playboy Mansion is for sale. Luckily, so is bleach.- Seth Myers
Thanks Obama!
The U.S. military’s push to cut off the cash flow to Islamic extremists has taken an explosive turn. On Monday, defense officials told CNN that the U.S. dropped a pair of 2,000-pound bombs on a building in Mosul, Iraq, that contained potentially millions in currency belonging to ISIS.
El Chapo is back in the same prison he escaped from six months ago but they revoked his tunnel privileges this time. The plan is they're hoping to extradite him to the United States so he can be tried by a jury of his customers.- Jimmy Kimmel
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Again my Internet was problematic. Sigh.
Monday, January 11, 2016
Sean Penn says he has "nothin' to hide" about his interview with El Chapo
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Almost as soon as Rolling Stone’s first scoop of the year, an interview with the Sinaloa Cartel's bloody kingpin known as "El Chapo," was published late Saturday night, the critiques began rolling in.
Mexico said Sean Penn's interview with El Chapo led to his arrest. Big deal. Trump would get El Chapo to build a wall & make him pay for it, with tunnels and all!
ISIS chief abruptly cancels meeting with Sean Penn. - Andy Borowitz
The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam
- Televangelist Jim Bakker: Extreme weather patterns are the ‘spirit of ISIS’ in America
- Syrian refugee and Muslim Iraq war veteran both invited to Obama's State of Union address
- Angry mob brutally attacks several migrants in Cologne: German police
- Gun deaths outpace car crash fatalities in 21 states
- Pressure grows on Oregon militia as former Bundy backers call for retreat
Clearly you're freer in Mogadishu than Copenhagen because there are more guns and fewer regulations.- LOLGOP
Marco Rubio is scheduled to attend a fundraiser in the Florida Keys Monday night one hour into a classified hearing on North Korea's recent missile test as the Florida senator continues to face criticism about his attendance record.
When Trump says “America’s gotten soft” the reply should always be, “So Donald, how many mani-pedis have you gotten in your private jet?” - Erik Bransteen
Republican Shenanigans
- Donald Trump complains "football has become soft" like America (VIDEO)
- Trump: Hillary 'enabler' for Bill Clinton's infidelity
- Report: Staffers At Ben Carson Super PAC In New Hampshire Quit To Back Cruz
- Ted Cruz to skip Obama’s final State of the Union address
- Christie Defends Maine Gov. LePage: 'He's A Good Man And He's Apologized' (VIDEO)
- Marco Rubio: Obama Would Take Away Americans' Guns 'If He Could' (VIDEO)
- Arizona GOP senator wants 20-foot ‘video-free’ zone around police activity
The only thing about Ted Cruz and citizenship we should be discussing is how he's against it for everyone but himself.- LOLGOP
No Birthers In Senate? Where Did They GO?
Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) said the Senate will not weigh in on the constitutionality of Sen. Ted Cruz's (R-TX) presidential run during an interview with ABC's "This Week" on Sunday.
Birtherism is the plague and Republicans won't wash their hands. - LOLGOP
Unicorns, sea monsters, elves. Three things you're more likely to find than a "good" Republican. - Kona Lowell
Another Reason Why An Abortion Should Be Between A Woman And Her Doctor Only
Doctors must send ultrasound images of women seeking abortions to state officials under a newly enacted law in North Carolina.
Rock The Voter News
- Obama will take a victory lap in his last State of the Union to contrast GOP's unrelenting 'doom and gloom'
- Bernie Sanders has a 11-point advantage over Hillary Clinton among voters under 35
- White House says El Chapo's boast to Sean Penn is 'maddening'
- FBI expanding investigation of Hillary Clinton’s private email use: report
- Top Clinton aide warns Sanders not bring up Bill Clinton's past infidelities
An autograph expert said that Hillary Clinton's autograph is the most valuable of all the candidates. For instance, a Hillary Clinton-signed hat is worth about $1500 dollars, while a Jeb Bush-signed hat is worth...whatever the hat cost originally, minus a few bucks for the Jeb Bush signature.- Jimmy Fallon
Both Parties Hit Near Historic Lows
The percentages of everyday Americans describing themselves as “Democrat” or “Republican” are near historic lows for both political parties, according to a new poll.
Roughly 29 percent of respondents in a Gallup survey released Monday identify as Democrats,
"We can't believe Trump is doing so well when he hasn't run any TV ads," said the TV media during its 24/7 Trump coverage.- caligirl tweet
Business/Tech News
- Bank of America: Rail Traffic Is Saying Something Worrying About the U.S. Economy
- Conservative Supreme Court justices appear ready to strike a huge blow to public sector unions
- As China Dumps Treasuries, World Sees No Better Place for Refuge
- Ricky Gervais rips Sean Penn, Caitlyn Jenner and NBC in scorching 2016 Golden Globes monologue
Obama's job-killing policies a complete failure, reports Fox News, as US posts best 2 years of job growth since the '90s. - The Daily Edge
Down and Down It Goes, Where It Stops Nobody Knows
A brutal new year selloff in oil markets quickened on Monday, with prices plunging 6 percent to new 12-year lows as further ructions in the Chinese stock market threatened to knock crude as low as $20 a barrel.
David Bowie was 69. Donald Trump is still 69.
Think about that when you consider the range of things you can do with this life.- LOLGOP
“Don’t you love the Oxford Dictionary? When I first read it, I thought it was a really really long poem about everything.” ― David Bowie
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