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Speaker Paul Ryan (R-Wis.) suggested Thursday that President Obama should have gotten as emotional over the deaths caused by Islamic State in Iraq and Syria (ISIS) terrorists as he did over gun violence.
The people who smeared Obama for crying over dead children would now like to scream at you about their love for the unborn.- John Fugelsang
The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam
- Truck bomb kills nearly 50 at Libyan police training center
- 2 Iraqi refugees face terror-linked charges
- Teen brutally stabs store clerk to death in second attack on Sikhs in Fresno in a week
- Tribe Member: 'We Would Have Been Dead By Now' If We Acted Like Oregon Militants
- Some Taliban factions consider joining peace process, others opposed
- US and Asia allies vow steep price for N. Korea nuclear test
- South Responds to North Korea With Loudspeakers
- Merkel promises firm action after 'intolerable' Cologne assaults
#TedCruz just said "You don't want a lunatic or a zealot to have nuclear weapons." With a straight face yet.- Kona Lowell
Benghazi Rerun From 2 Years Ago! But Live!
Former CIA Director David Petraeus's testimony to the House Benghazi committee Wednesday was consistent with what he told congressional investigators more than two years ago when he debunked several conspiracy theories
I noticed that Fox News is not demanding Obama call the assholes in the Oregon bird refuge "Right-wing Christian terrorists."- Kona Lowell
Instead Of Velvet Glove Treatment, How About Kicking Their Asses Out?
The leader of a group of armed protesters occupying a U.S. wildlife refuge in rural southeastern Oregon on Thursday rejected a sheriff’s offer of passage out of the state to end the standoff.
I think we’ve found the one group of guys from Oregon who don’t smoke pot.- Conan O'Brien
Republican Shenanigans
- Trump calls for end to gun-free zones in schools
- Jeb Bush offers welfare reform plan
- NRA lobbyist rants after avoiding Obama town hall: ‘What are we going to talk about, basketball?’
- Maine Gov. Paul LePage Says Drug Dealers Named “D-Money” Are Impregnating White Girls
- Chris Christie: Hillary Clinton will cut out Rubio's heart
"My life is a nightmare that will not end."- Jeb Bush
- LOLGOP
Crowd Control, Trump Style
Republican front-runner Donald Trump directed security to kick out Bernie Sanders supporters from his Vermont rally and to confiscate their coats.
"Throw them out into the cold," Trump ordered security, as protesters shouted "Bernie! Bernie!" during his rally Thursday night in Burlington, Vt.
"Criminals don't follow laws" is the "Jet fuel can't melt steel beams" of conservative politics, except presidential candidates say it.- LOLGOP
Ted Cruz Fighting Urge to Call For His Own Deportation. - cafedotcom tweet
White House Scoffs At Obamacare Repeal
The White House scoffed Wednesday at congressional Republicans’ efforts to repeal ObamaCare.
Asked what Republicans accomplished by sending a repeal bill to the president’s desk for the first time, White House press secretary Josh Earnest offered a one-word answer.
“Nothing.”
CNBC: US leads world as #JobsReports crushes expectations
CNN: 5.8M jobs created in last 24 months
FoxNews: No salt found in Obama's tears. - The Daily Edge
Rock The Voter News
- Obama: Michelle said she might want a gun
- Hillary Clinton's autism platform is transformational and empowering
- Bernie Sanders Takes on Donald Trump Online
Remember how Mitt Romney strapped a dog to the roof of his car? That seems quaint now.- Conan O'Brien
No More Mao?
A giant golden statue of Chairman Mao in China’s Tongxu County that captivated the Internet in recent days appears to have been suddenly torn down.
The KKK has gone to the Supreme Court to adopt a highway. Well, technically, just the white stripe in the middle. - Conan O'Brien
Business/Tech News
- Oil prices steady around multi-year lows
- US added 292000 jobs in December; unemployment rate steady at 5 percent
- Ford CEO: We're expecting a great year in China
- 'Shooting sports' website mocks victims of gun violence in satirical guide for journalists
- Chinese Hoverboard Booth Raided by U.S. Marshals at CES
My plan to defeat ISIS? Get them to eat at Chipotle. - Conan O'Brien
No More Hawaiian Sugar Cane
The owners of Hawaii's last sugar plantation say they're getting out of the sugar-growing business. Miles of sugar cane fields once spread across the islands, providing work to thousands of immigrants and shaping Hawaii life. Soon, they'll be gone.
If weed is a gateway drug then beer is the well-lit accessible walkway that leads right to the gate. - John Fugelsang
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