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Friday, December 25, 2015
Wednesday, December 23, 2015
Bernie Sanders Wants Donald Trump To Know He Also Went To The Bathroom
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| Phototoon by my good friend Paul. Thank you! |
Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) on Tuesday deviated from his usual presidential campaign stump speech on economic inequality to note that he, like many others, is perplexed by Republican candidate Donald Trump's latest attack on Democratic front-runner Hillary Clinton.
A recent poll finds that 1 out of 3 Trump supporters are just as stupid as the other 2.
The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam
- Documents shed new light on Jeb Bush’s role in freeing a Cuban terrorist
- UK PM's office to probe case of British Muslim family barred from U.S.
- 2 Palestinian attackers killed, 2 Israelis die in Jerusalem
- Russian raids in Syria may amount to war crimes: Amnesty
- Walesa warns over democracy in Poland, urges new election
The last time a Bush brother spent this much of other people's money to fail miserably, the consequences were a lot worse.- LOLGOP
General Jeb Will Fight ISIS Like WWII
Bush suggested World War II provides an example for how he’d handle the conflict in the Middle East.
“How did we handle World War II? Pretty damn good. In fact, you know, we had a — we had a force that brought stability, created opportunities for the rebuilding of both Japan and Germany in a way that benefitted us and created stability for two generations."
We have to thank Jeb Bush this Christmas for being the one thing all Americans can despise together.- LOLGOP
Republican Shenanigans
- Man Who'd 'Follow' Trump 'To End Of The World' Arrested In Anti-Muslim Plot
- Billy Graham's son quits GOP over spending bill
- Kentucky removes clerk names from marriage licenses
- ‘Greedy’ doctor blames Obamacare after performing unnecessary surgeries on patients
Trump 39
Cruz 18
Carson 10
Rubio 10
Christie 5
Paul 4
Schlonged 4
Bush 3
- LOLGOP
Gunzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
A Wisconsin state representative reacted to a local shooting by offering a solution to violence: let gun owners “clean our society of scumbags.”
“Wisconsin does not have a death penalty law, but with significant practice and careful aim, law abiding citizens can help clean our society of scumbags,”
If the news you're watching is criticizing Hillary Clinton for her daughter being pregnant you're not actually watching news.- John Fugelsang
Half of U.S. voters would be ‘embarrassed’ to have Trump as president; the other half thinks corn dogs are hot dogs that weren't born Jewish. - LOLGOP
In a notice received by Planned Parenthood Gulf Coast late Monday, an official with the Department of State Health Services informed the Houston-based provider that it would not renew its contract for HIV prevention services.
If Bernie wins the Dem nomination the best part will be Debbie Wasserman Schultz hiring Steve Harvey to award it to Hillary.- John Fugelsang
Rock The Voter News
- Obama celebrates five-year anniversary of ‘Don’t ask, don’t tell’ repeal
- Sanders says U.S. Fed 'hijacked' by bankers
- Hillary Clinton Campaign Calls Donald Trump’s Comments ‘Degrading’ to Women
Obamas Decide To Stay In White House Until Daughters Finish High School. - The Onion
Bill Nye Sends Warning To GOP
Science advocate Bill Nye explained on Tuesday that many parts of the United States were expected to see record temperatures over the Christmas holiday because of weather patterns associated with climate change and El NiƱo.
The month of December has already seen about 6,000 record-breaking warm temperatures across the United States, and experts predict that there could be dozens more before the end of the year.
Dear Donald Trump: Without immigrants you would never have learned the word "schlong."- Andy Borowitz
Business/Tech News
- On Wall Street, oil delivers modest Santa Claus rally
- Oil Collapse Sees Venezuela Burning Through Its Savings: Chart
- Oil companies rush to exploit end of US crude export ban
- Wal-Mart considers closing 5 percent of Brazil stores: report
Not Only Is There A War On Women, Women Are Getting Price Gouged
It is a known fact that women get paid less than men, but a new study shows they may also be paying more for virtually the same product.
The New York City Department of Consumer Affairs revealed a sharp gap between products aimed at women and girls versus men and boys. The research shows that on average, the female versions of a product cost 7 percent more.
Joseph was engaged to Mary, then learned she's pregnant! And you won't BELIEVE who she says the Baby Daddy is! Today on Maury! - John Fugelsang
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Happy Holidays Everyone!
Tuesday, December 22, 2015
Trump Mocks Hillary For Bodily Function
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GOP presidential front-runner Donald Trump late Monday mocked Hillary Clinton for visiting the bathroom during last weekend’s Democratic presidential debate, saying it was “disgusting.”
Trump also divorced his previous wives when he discovered they too were going to the bathroom but hiding it from him!
Attention Women of America: I urge you to use the bathroom before Trump is President. - Andy Borowitz
The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam
- New York City detective among six U.S. troops killed in Afghanistan
- Islamic State lost 14 pct of its territory in 2015: report
- Putin, Netanyahu agree in call to coordinate efforts to fight terrorism
- Malala calls for end to Syrian war, welcomes Syrian campaigner to Britain
- U.N. blames Saudi-led coalition for most attacks on Yemeni civilians
- More Than 1 Million Migrants And Refugees Enter Europe In 2015: IOM
- Elderly Wisconsin woman calls cops to report she heard neighbors chanting ‘ISIS is good, ISIS is great’ during sex
1. Complain about "czars" for 7 years.
2. Fall in love with a guy endorsed by Putin.
- LOLGOP
War On Christmas In The Holy Land!
Christians warned Tuesday that a general strike threatened by Israel's largest labour union could disrupt travel for thousands of pilgrims travelling to the Holy Land for Christmas. Barring a last-minute wage deal, the Histadrut labour federation says its...
Every time Wayne LaPierre talks about 'personal responsibility' an angel coughs up blood.- John Fugelsang
Republican Shenanigans
- 'Schlonged': Watch Trump's Astonishingly Sexist Attack On Hillary
- Trump becomes poster boy for efforts to mobilize 2016 Latino voters
- Jeb Bush picks up several Graham backers in South Carolina
- Arizona GOP taps creationist chemtrail truther to lead Senate education committee
- Vigilante uprising: GOP lawmaker calls on gun owners to ‘clean our society of scum bags’
- Lindsey Graham quits; GOP establishment wonders who's next
Saudi Backlash At Trump
Saudi Arabia-based retail chain Jarir Bookstore has removed books written by U.S. presidential candidate Donald Trump from its shelves, it said on Tuesday, part of a backlash against his proposal to stop Muslims from entering the United States.
Ted Cruz is like a salesman who keeps calmly explaining why you need an above-ground pool & you keep explaining you live in an apartment. - John Fugelsang
Trump To Ring In The New Year At Fox News
Fox News is hoping Republican front-runner Donald Trump sets off some fireworks of his own when he joins the network’s live New Year’s Eve celebration on December 31.
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| Paul Newman at the 1963 Civil Rights March on Washington D.C. |
Just remember, Trump isn't running for President, he is running to be the next Rupert Murdoch.- Lizz Winstead
Rock The Voter News
- Bernie Sanders: Sandra Bland 'would be alive today if she were a white woman'
- Clinton announces plan to battle Alzheimer's
Next up on Fox News: Chelsea Clinton is having another baby as a way to distract from her mother's murder of 4 Americans in Benghazi.- Tea Party Cat
Support For Abortion Rises
Support for legal abortion in the U.S. has edged up to its highest level in the past two years, with an Associated Press-GfK poll showing an apparent increase in support among Democrats and Republicans
If Hillary's use of the bathroom disgusts Trump I really hope he doesn't find out what Chelsea is about to do. - Andy Borowitz
Happy Birthday to Pope Francis, who turned 79 years old. People asked if he wished for world peace when he blew out his candles, and the Pope said, “Nope - a hoverboard!” Very hard to get.- Jimmy Fallon
Business/Tech News
- Lockheed meets goal of delivering 45 F-35 jets in 2015 -Pentagon
- Fearing pollution, Chinese families build 'bubbles' at home
- Kansas is 5th state where lottery prizes may have been fixed
- SpaceX rocket landing opens 'new door' to space travel
According to the Wall Street Journal, people in China aren't that familiar with the "Star Wars" movies. Though they might be familiar with some of the toys. Spoiler alert. The elves don't make them!- Stephen Colbert
Thanks to a label that reads “Product of the USA,” consumers have been able to find out a package of steaks or pork chops in the freezer section at their local grocery store came from America. But soon meat lovers will be hard-pressed to figure out whether the animals on their dinner plates were raised and slaughtered—in the States or halfway around the world.
"Spaceballs: The Farce Awakens." Quick, somebody get me a meeting with @MelBrooks! - Jeff Tiedrich
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