Monday, December 14, 2015

15th Anniversary!!




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15 years ago today, I bought the domain name allhatnocattle.net after the U.S. Supreme Court told Florida to stop counting their votes and Dubya happened. 
Fast forward to 2015 and Trump happened. 
My work is not yet done!










The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam



Today is the third anniversary of the US doing nothing about guns after Newtown. - Andy Borowitz




NRA War On The USA Continues. They're Winning.
U.S. gun control activists called for expanded background checks for firearms purchasers and for a ban on sales to people on federal watch lists on Monday, in a protest marking the third anniversary of the massacre at a Connecticut elementary school.





The one thing that would bring most of America together is enjoying the fit Trump will pitch as it becomes clear he's losing.- LOLGOP







Republican Shenanigans



Trump needs to retract his remark that Cruz is "a bit of a maniac." Cruz is a ginormous maniac. - Andy Borowitz






Maine Doesn't Need A Stephen King Horror Story, They Have Their Own Governor!
The federal government has warned that Maine could face sanctions after breaking federal and state laws by mismanaging its food stamp program under Gov. Paul LePage (R).




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REMINDER: The guys who are about to nominate Donald Trump for president have keen minds for sniffing out hoaxes.- LOLGOP







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Republicans Accuse Obama of Leading International Conspiracy to Save Planet - Andy Borowitz



Florida Keys Flooding
 Extreme high tides have turned streets into canal-like swamps in the Florida Keys, with armies of mosquitoes and the stench of stagnating water filling the air, and residents worried rising sea levels will put a damper on property values in the island chain.







Republicans want to elect someone president who probably shouldn't have his own Twitter account.- LOLGOP



Business/Tech News



If you think climate change is a hoax but there is a War on Christmas, you probably shouldn't have your own credit cards.- LOLGOP






China Decides On Yuan 
Ahead of the much-anticipated U.S. rate hike this week, the People’s Bank of China said it would manage its yuan to track a currency basket rather than its long-held stance of pegging to the dollar.



Welcome to the SATs - your score today may determine which College Loan you'll be paying well into your 40s. Let's begin.. - John Fugelsang






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Thank you for 15 great years!




Saturday, December 12, 2015

Gun linked to Paris attacks traced back to Florida arms dealer implicated in Iran-Contra scandal




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Gun linked to Paris attacks traced back to Florida arms dealer implicated in Iran-Contra scandal
A gun linked to last month’s Paris mass shootings has been traced back to a Florida arms dealer.
The serial number for a M92 semi-automatic pistol linked to the deadly Nov. 13 terrorist attacks matched one for a weapon delivered by the Zastava arms factory in May 2013 to Century International Arms in Delray Beach...



Why am I not surprised a gun linked to the Paris attacks was traced back to Florida? 



Maybe Republicans will worry about gun violence after they solve the problem of too many people having health insurance.- LOLGOP








The World is A Safer Place Without Saddam



North Korea calls Obama 'a monkey' and American racists realize they don't know who they're supposed to root for.- John Fugelsang







The Donald Blames Hillary For Deaths
Republican presidential front-runner Donald Trump says Hillary Clinton's time as secretary of State "caused tremendous havoc and tremendous death."
“She’s caused so many deaths," Trump said in a Saturday morning interview with "Fox & Friends." “You look at so many decisions that she made that were so bad, so horrible."


Thanks to Trump it's no longer hip to be a racist billionaire.- John Fugelsang



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Republican Shenanigans



Donald Trump attacked by a bald eagle could be the 1st time a metaphor has had an orgasm.- John Fugelsang


Boehner Is Back. Buzzes By Benghazi Panel
Former House Speaker John Boehner has returned to the Capitol, six weeks after he stepped down as House leader.






Fact checking Donald Trump is like delousing a corpse. - LOLGOP



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Rock The Voter News



Dems Tried But Crazies/Terrorists Can Still Get Guns!
The Republican-run House of Representatives on Thursday blocked a Democratic effort to consider bipartisan gun control legislation in the wake of repeated, highly publicized mass shootings in the United States. Voting along party lines by 242 to 173






Evangelicals should really replace their nativity scenes with dioramas of them chasing away immigrants. - LOLGOP



Business News



One thing's for sure: the next Republican president will make America miss the intelligence, sanity and competence of George W. Bush. - Jon Schwarz







Can We Save The Planet Now?
Negotiators from 196 countries approved a landmark climate accord on Saturday that seeks to dramatically reduce emissions of the greenhouse gases blamed for a dangerous warming of the planet.







This tweet contains the names of every interesting person that ever had an easy life.- John Fugelsang





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In 2 days AHNC will be 15 years old.
Soon, I'll have to teach her to drive!

Friday, December 11, 2015

I will have a full edition up tomorrow!



Deep apologies for any humor inconvenience. 




See you tomorrow with lots of laughter!

Peace.