Tuesday, December 8, 2015

Trump rejects criticism of his proposal to ban Muslims




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Trump rejects criticism of his proposal to ban Muslims
Donald Trump on Tuesday stood by his call to block all Muslims from entering the United States, even as the idea was widely condemned by rival Republican presidential candidates, party leaders and others


Trump's Trumpet Crescendoed.  He Hit The Racist/Fascist/Narcissist Note, all at once! The Tea Partiers are dancing and the Republicans have left the building.



So at least this guy who we all agree may new be a new Hitler can get on TV any time he wants.- LOLGOP







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You know, when Donald Trump is president he’ll go to war with all one billion Muslims worldwide, and it’ll be terrific!- Tea Party Cat




Yep, The Tea Partiers Are Arming Themselves For The Next Civil War! Thanks Trump!
 Gunmaker Smith & Wesson (SWHC)—which clocked in over $500 million in sales last year—up 93% since January.
The company, which is a leading manufacturer of pistols, revolvers, tactical rifles, and black powder firearms, as well as hunting rifles, said in its latest conference call that strong sales are the result of increasing demand.



Finally a Republican brave enough to say, "No, Malala, you can't come in. We're too scared of you in America."- LOLGOP






Republican Shenanigans



Jeb¡ Supporters Trash Rivals
A group supporting Republican Jeb Bush is invoking U.S. national security in a new ad attacking three of Bush's GOP presidential rivals.







There was a big ceremony at the Capitol to unveil a marble statue of Dick Cheney. People said, "Wow, he looks so life-like." And then Cheney said, "Actually, the statue's over there."- Jimmy Fallon






Wayne LaPierre got stuck in traffic but more cars would have prevented that.- John Fugelsang



This Is What Happens When Giant Egos Clash
"Morning Joe" host Joe Scarborough cut to commercial break on Tuesday morning after real-estate mogul Donald Trump wouldn't let him ask questions.











The U.S. Constitution is pretty politically correct. #DumpTrump - Tina Dupuy



Muslims Not Welcome In The Bronx?
Police officers were forced to respond recently after a Muslim girl was reportedly attacked at a Bronx public school, but no official report was filed.








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If men gave birth to babies, there would not be a lot of discussion regarding the right to choose.- Bernie Sanders




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Shootout At The OK Corral ToysRUS
Two men took their dispute outside a Michigan toy store to settle the argument with firearms.
An employee at Toys ‘R’ Us in Flint Township said she heard multiple gunshots about 5 p.m. Monday while working the cash register.









I'd like to be the 1st to thank Donald Trump for doing for Islamophobia what Westboro Baptist Church did for homophobia.- John Fugelsang



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Government Shutdown Showdown Is Over Oil
Congressional Republicans are pressing for an end to the four-decade ban on exporting crude oil and further curbs on President Barack Obama's environmental agenda as part of a sweeping $1.1 trillion spending bill.
Days from a Friday midnight deadline, progress has proven elusive for negotiators...







Russia is planning to build a base on the moon where astronauts will live permanently. When asked if they really wanted to spend the rest of their lives in a barren, lifeless landscape, the Russians said, "No, that's why we want to go to the moon."- Jimmy Fallon







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6 days Until AHNC's 15th Birthday!


Monday, December 7, 2015

Supreme Court Denies Assault Weapon Ban Challenge




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Supreme Court denies assault weapons ban challenge
On Monday morning, the United States Supreme Court denied a potentially significant case on the ability of some Americans to own assault weapons.



It's time to be proactive about guns. I've already got my thoughts and prayers ready for the victims and families of the next mass shooting.- Jeff Tiedrich







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If the President's speech accomplished nothing else, it created the entertainment value of Rand Paul appearing on CNN this morning to vigorously defend the right of people on the terrorist watch list to purchase guns - .Andy Borowitz







War On Smog
 Beijing issued its first-ever red alert for smog on Monday, urging schools to close and invoking restrictions on factories and traffic that will ...




STEP ONE: Prevent people on Terrorist Watch List from obtaining guns. 
STEP TWO: Put the NRA on the Terrorist Watch List.- Barracks O'Bama Tweet








Donald Trump has seen the newsreel footage of thousands of Muslims cheering the attack on #PearlHarbor.- Jeff Tiedrich



Republican Shenanigans





In New York, Federal authorities have seized 274 pairs of shoes made from endangered species. The shoes were made from rhino horn, crocodile skin, and Jeb Bush supporters. - Conan O'Brien





Nevada Politician Wants To Shoot Refugees
When asked about the Syrian refugees, Nevada Assemblywoman Michele Fiore (R) said she wanted to fly to Paris and “shoot ’em in the head myself.”













Donald Trump: “I’ll kill terrorists and their families too. And anyone who looks like em or has their religion. It’ll be a yuuuge genocide!”- Tea Party Cat







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Hillary Clinton recently started following a bunch of new people and organizations on Instagram, including the home improvement channel, HGTV. When asked why, Hillary was like, "Oh, I'm getting a new house soon."- Jimmy Fallon



Jimmy Carter Beats Cancer!
Former President Jimmy Carter told his congregation on Sunday that his cancer is gone, The Atlanta Journal-Constitution reports.
Carter, 91, broke the good news during the Sunday School class he teaches at Maranatha Baptist Church in Plains, Ga.




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You'll never win the lottery, but you can still enjoy a lucrative career as an oil industry-funded climate science skeptic. - John Fugelsang



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FOX Calls Obama a Pussy
Of the many unfortunate responses to President Obama's Sunday night speech on terrorism, one man's has set him apart from the rest. Lt. Col. Ralph Peters joined ​Fox Business​' Stuart Varney and cut right to the chase..."I mean this guy is such a total pussy, it's stunning."






Just heard Jerry Mathers aka Beaver Cleaver say on my radio "healthy prostate improves your sex life!" & now I need meth. - John Fugelsang









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Friday, December 4, 2015

US Muslims fear Trump-led backlash following San Bernardino shootings: 'We're all worried'




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US Muslims fear Trump-led backlash following San Bernardino shootings: 'We're all worried'
Across the country, Muslim Americans responded with shock and outrage after a shooting in which authorities said Syed Rizwan Farook, 28, and Tashfeen Malik, 27, stormed a holiday party attended by San Bernardino County employees in California on Wednesday, killing 14 people and wounding 21.



Totally unacceptable that our children are growing up knowing what the term "active shooter situation" means.- Andy Borowitz






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BREAKING: House and Senate GOP repeal Obamacare and Medicaid, replace them with Thoughts & Prayers For The Poor & Sick.- Tea Party Cat




The GOP Allows Terrorists To Buy Guns. 
Senate Republicans on Thursday rejected an amendment to the ObamaCare repeal bill that would have tied it to a separate fight on blocking suspected or known terrorists from being able to buy guns. 












Republican Shenanigans




The GOP doesn't believe poll numbers, job numbers, temperature numbers. But they are pretty sure Christmas is in dire danger.- LOLGOP







Trump Gives Felon A Job!
Donald Trump tapped a man to be a senior business adviser to his real-estate empire even after the man's past involvement in a major Mafia-linked stock fraud scheme had become publicly known, according to Associated Press interviews and a review of court records.



Prayers can stop gun violence; we don’t need laws limiting mens’ freedom. Prayers can’t stop abortions, so we need laws to stop those sluts.- Tea Party Cat










Ha ha. That bust doesn't look like Dick Cheney!


The Dick Update
A marble bust of former vice president Dick Cheney was revealed at the U.S. Capitol on Thursday. Naturally, the unveiling encouraged the Internet’s reaction machine to offer its best jokes, worst criticisms and weirdest comments.













A marble bust of Dick Cheney has just been unveiled at the US Capitol. Any volunteers to pull it down like one of those statues of Saddam?- Andy Borowitz



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Whup Whup Whup
Jeb Bush, struggling to gain traction in a 2016 race moving away from him, argued on Thursday that he could easily beat Hillary Clinton on Election Day.
“If I win this nomination, I will take it to Hillary Clinton and I will whup her,” Bush said at the Republican Jewish Coalition’s candidate forum in Washington.











Trump is leading the Republican field because he is the most authentic sociopath in the race.- Andy Borowitz



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Paul Ryan's Agenda: Nothing About Guns
New Speaker Paul Ryan pledged Thursday that the House will finally come up with a replacement to President Barack Obama's health care law and attempt to overhaul the tax code, as he committed the GOP to a "bold, pro-growth agenda" for 2016 and beyond.







Predictably, there have been calls for more people to be armed. I don't think a country with 300 million firearms can claim to have a gun shortage.- Andy Borowitz



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December 2008: -524,000 jobs lost.
December 2015: +211,000 gained.
Miss W. yet? - LOLGOP


Interest Rates To Raise?
U.S. job growth increased solidly in November in a show of the economy's resilience, which most likely paves the way for the Federal Reserve to raise interest rates this month for the first time in nearly a decade.






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In 10 days AllHatNoCattle will be 15 years old. Should I bake a cake?



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Time To Deflate Photo

Such a precious baby orangutan and smart enough to make an umbrella out of a leaf.

Best wishes for a peaceful weekend, literally.