Wednesday, December 2, 2015

Anyone have a spare straight jacket?




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Trump on terrorists: 'You have to take out their families'
Republican presidential front-runner Donald Trump suggested Wednesday that the families of terrorists ought to be targeted in the fight against Islamic militants.



"Trump says what we think" - people who don't think.- John Fugelsang







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Report: Iraqis think that the US is in cahoots with ISIS. While the US is shocked that any Iraqi uses the word “cahoots.”- Erik Bransteen







General Says ISIS Is Not Contained
The United States has "not contained" the Islamic State in Iraq and Syria (ISIS), the nation's top military officer said Tuesday, contradicting President Obama's remarks last month about the terror group.
"We have not contained" ISIS, Marine Gen. Joseph Dunford, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, told lawmakers at a House Armed Services Committee hearing








The Planned Parenthood shooter said 'No more baby parts;' which makes this a terrorist attack we all can blame on a video.- John Fugelsang




This News Article Could Be From Today, But It's From 1986.
At least 100 people have died after USA planes bombed targets in the Libyan capital, Tripoli, and the Benghazi region...The Syrian based terrorist group, Arab Revolutionary Cells, has announced on Lebanese radio that it will target both British and American interests.



Cool. The GOP frontunner has been lying about thousands and thousands of American Muslims for well over a week now.- LOLGOP








Republican Shenanigans




At this point, you have to believe Jeb Bush's donors are just paying to watch him wince in public.- LOLGOP








STOP THE PRESSES: REPUBLICAN TELLS TRUTH!
With yet another budget showdown and possible government closure looming next month in the nation’s capital, a freshman U.S. senator warned his colleagues recently, “The people despise us all … because we’re not doing the job we were sent here to do.”  







Jeb Says Hillary's Life Revolves Around Politics. Yes, Jeb BUSH Said That!
Former Gov. Jeb Bush (R-Fla.) said late Tuesday that Hillary Clinton’s email scandal is unsurprising, given her laser-like focus on political advancement.
“Hillary Clinton’s life revolves around her political ambitions and that’s why she changes her views based on the public sentiment of the here and now,” he told The Des Moines Register.








Health Insurance companies are the parasite and American people are the host.- John Fugelsang







NY Police Officer Defecates At Mosques. Yes, He's For Trump!
A sheriff's patrol officer who is being  investigated for an anti-Muslim post on his Facebook page has been placed on administrative leave, with pay, according to the Hudson County Sheriff's Office.








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This would be a good time for Andrew Jackson to give up his seat on the $20 bill for Rosa Parks.- John Fugelsang




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The Very First Pollution Olympics!
Olympic sailor Erik Heil floated a novel idea to protect himself from the sewage-infested waters he and other athletes will compete in during next year's games: He'd wear plastic overalls and peel them off when he was safely past the contaminated waters nearest shore.








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USA's 20 wealthiest ppl own more wealth than the bottom 152 million Americans; aka Reaganomics is still working.- John Fugelsang








This Should Be Interesting
Fox News chairman and CEO Roger Ailes isn't amused by ABC's plans for a comedy called Fair and Balanced. The show, from ABC and Lionsgate, stars Kal Penn as a journalist who aspires to work for NPR, but instead takes a job at a cable news network that resembles Fox News Channel.





I once got pepper sprayed while Black Friday shopping in Walmart and I can honestly say it enhanced the experience.- John Fugelsang








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AllHatNoCattle Will Be 15 On December 14!
Time Flies When Having A Good Time.
Thank You To All My Fabulous Viewers! 


Tuesday, December 1, 2015

What War On Women?




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There have been over 5000 violent incidents targeting abortion clinics
Anti-abortion incidents as violent as Friday’s shooting which left three people dead at a Planned Parenthood clinic in Colorado Springs are rare – more often, activists choose “disruption” tactics, according to figures from the National Abortion Federation (NAF).



Poor women get hounded like criminals to get basic health care but we're supposed to be worried about Christmas' feelings.- LOLGOP







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Christians and Muslims are brothers and sisters, and we must act as such.- Pope Francis








The 2nd Amendment Gives Citizens The Power To Be Judge, Jury And Executioner!
A 21-year-old college student has been arrested for threatening to “execute aproximately (sic) 16 white male students and or staff” at the University of Chicago, and then “any number of white policemen,” to avenge the fatal shooting of Laquan McDonald, according to a criminal complaint and affidavit filed in U.S. District Court in Chicago.




Abortion since 2010
-30% in Hawaii, thanks to health insurance & affordable contraception
+12% in pro-life Louisiana. - The Daily Edge







So Republicans think we can stop teenagers from having sex but trying to limit pollution is impossible.- LOLGOP



Republican Shenanigans




BREAKING: Carly Fiorina sues Planned Parenthood shooter Robert Lewis Dear for plagiarism after his rant about “baby parts”.- Tea Party Cat








GOP Base Is Playing Musical Chairs
Sen. Ted Cruz (Texas) is rising as Ben Carson falls — especially in Iowa, where the Feb. 1 caucuses are a pivotal test for conservative hopefuls in the 2016 race. 








Then Trump came for the disabled but he said he didn't remember doing it so we were like that's cool the libturds just probably made it up.- LOLGOP







Which Planned Parenthood Would Jesus Shoot Up?- Tea Party Cat



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Donald Trump Makes Fun Of Bernie's Surgery
Donald Trump joked Monday that Bernie Sanders needed hernia surgery because of the heft of the tax hikes his campaign proposals would carry.
Sanders, the Vermont senator and Democratic presidential contender, was off the campaign trail Monday to have outpatient hernia surgery at George Washington University.







Fox News just reported that the turkey Obama pardoned flew to Syria and is now fighting for ISIS. #ThanksObama - Mike Morse Tweet




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China Is Experiencing The Pollution The USA Had
It's bleak in Beijing, where residents are ordered to stay indoors due to suffocating smog levels.
Air pollution in the Chinese capital is so bad that visibility has in some places fallen to less than several hundred yards.



Planned Parenthood Republicans rhetoric not to blame? Really? What other kind of clinics need safe rooms and bullet-proof vests?- Kona Lowell







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To compensate for their lack of experience, Trump and Carson promise to surround themselves with experts. George W Bush did that.- Kona Lowell









Is It A Bird? A Plane? No, It's A Drone!
Amazon drones are almost ready to deliver most items in less than 30 minutes, but it's just waiting on one more thing...regulatory approval.











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AllHatNoCattle will 15 years old on December 14.
Where did the time go?


Monday, November 30, 2015

Words matter.




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Fiorina: It's 'Left-Wing' To Link Planned Parenthood Attack To Videos
There's no connection between rhetoric and violence, says the Planned Parenthood opponent...She has said the women's health organization sells “baby parts” and claimed to have seen a video showing its staff discussing harvesting the brain of a fully formed fetus. The alleged Planned Parenthood shooter, 57-year old Robert Dear, reportedly mentioned “baby parts” to investigators.


The GOP owns this shooting, their rhetoric is written all over it.


We should be supporting Planned Parenthood—not attacking it.- Hillary Clinton







The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam


Actual Terror Attack Very Inconvenient To Candidates Running Against Terror. - cafedotcom tweet



The Transgenders Are Coming! The Transgenders Are Coming!
NEWTON, Iowa — Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Tex.) condemned the fatal shooting of three people at a Planned Parenthood location in Colorado, but aggressively pushed back on suggestions the shooter was part of the anti-abortion movement, saying the shooter had "also been reported that he was registered as an independent and a woman and a transgendered leftist activist."







Ted Cruz on Paris: We can't defeat the enemy if we don't name it.
Ted Cruz on Planned Parenthood shooting: Um how about transgender people?- LOLGOP




Ben Carson Meets With Syrian Refugees
Republican presidential candidate Ben Carson, who last week compared Syrian refugees to "rabid dogs," met with refugees in Jordan on Saturday and urged the U.S. government to do more to help but did not endorse bringing them to the United States.







Guy just called me 'Commie Jew hippie bastard' so I said 'what do I look like, Jesus?'- John Fugelsang







Republican Shenanigans


FOX NEWS: WORLD LEADERS MEET TO BATTLE CLIMATE CHANGE, LEAVING CHRISTMAS COMPLETELY UNDEFENDED. - LOLGOP








The sickest irony? NOTHING either party has ever done will prevent more abortions than Obamacare fully implemented. - LOLGOP








Police Cover Up?
A Burger King manager in Chicago told the Chicago Tribune that he testified before a grand jury this week about police deleting surveillance video that may have captured last year’s killing of 17-year-old Laquan McDonald, who was shot 16 times in a span of six seconds by a white police officer, Jason Van Dyke.







Donald Trump was recently being interviewed, and said that he's not a fan of the man bun trend, and wouldn't want to wear his hair that way. You know it's bad when even Donald Trump is like, "I'm not putting that on my head."- Jimmy Fallon






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Most of Donald Trump's speeches sound better in the original German. - Al Franken




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The GOP speaks casually in terms that brands tens of millions of women as murderers then gets upset when you say "Happy Holidays!"- LOLGOP








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I like when politicians give tax cuts to corps that sent US jobs overseas, then say high taxes are driving jobs away. - John Fugelsang






Obama Links Climate Change And Terrorists
Combating climate change will prove to be a rebuttal of terrorist efforts, President Barack Obama declared at the opening of a major climate summit in Paris.



Just as Hitler ruined wearing a square mustache for everyone, Trump is going to ruin wearing a dead badger pelt on your forehead.- Jeff Tiedrich






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Welcome Back! I hope you all had a great Thanksgiving!




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A hair dryer from the 1930s. A man had to invent that!


Peace.