Happy Turkey Day!

That pup, looks like Luna and wants that turkey! So do I!

Thank you so much for responding to my Thanksgiving needs. Deep curtsy.

I miss Seinfeld.

I will be back on Monday! I think it is time for a small vacation.

Thank you so much for stopping by!

 PEACE!

I'm so old...

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New Jersey Muslims decry Donald Trump’s claim they celebrated on 9/11
...In recent weeks, the FBI reported that the number of hate crimes in the U.S. decreased in 2014, while anti-Muslim crimes actually rose last year. Since the attacks in Paris, governors and lawmakers around the country have objected to taking in Syrian refugees, the majority of whom are Muslim. While Al-Khatahtbeh said she hasn’t yet noticed a direct rise in Islamophobia due to Trump’s comments, mosques in Texas, Florida and Ontario were threatened last week.



Donald Trump is whipping up hatred of Muslims. His words have malicious intent and consequences. Isn't it similar to falsely crying fire in a crowded theater?



Donald Trump: “After 9/11 I saw Muslims cheering in Jersey City. It’s true; I took my time machine back to check. It was despicable!”- Tea Party Cat

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

• Putin calls Turkey "the accomplices of terrorists" over downing of warplane
• Obama on Russian plane: "Turkey, like any country, has a right to defend its territory"
• Two pilots from downed Russian plane alive: Turkish official
• Violence flares as Kerry meets Netanyahu in Israel
• Australia leader talks down prospect of US-led army in Syria
• White supremacists shoot 5 Black Lives Matter activists protesting Jamar Clark’s killing in Minneapolis
• Sweden tightens asylum rules to force EU action

If God was really offended by the tops of women's' heads then baby girls would be born wearing hats.- John Fugelsang

Belgium Is On The Hunt
Belgium issued an international arrest warrant on Tuesday for a man seen before the Paris attacks with Salah Abdeslam, the Brussels resident wanted over his suspected involvement in the killings...



Many of ISIS' leaders are former Saddam thugs whom the US left running wild when we stupidly invaded Iraq and disbanded the Iraqi army. I only bring this up because it is a fact and therefore unlikely to come up at a Republican debate.- Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

• Imaginary footage roils Republican race
• Americans say Trump most likely to ruin Thanksgiving dinner with inappropriate remarks: poll
• NYT publishes scathing takedown of Trump's 'racist lies'
• Trump stands by 9/11 claim: I have "the world's greatest memory" 
• Carson walks back 9/11 remark: I was thinking of the Middle East, not New Jersey

Donald Trump is like a character from The Sixth Sense. He sees Muslims celebrating that no one else can see.- Andy Borowitz

Trump May Break GOP Pledge Not To Run As An Independent. Oh, This Should Go Well!
Donald Trump is again raising the possibility that he might run for president as a third-party candidate, suggesting that the Republican Party is not meeting its end of their loyalty "deal".






And over on the Republican side, Jeb Bush recently hired a speech coach to help him speak more forcefully and emotionally. You can tell - before, he was like, “I don't really want to run for president,” but NOW, he's like “I SAID I DON'T WANT TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT!! I'M SICK OF IT! I'M OUT!”- Jimmy Fallon

Donald Trump is putting together a powerful voting coalition of everybody but Muslims, Mexicans, blacks, women, and fans of the Bill of Rights.- Andy Borowitz


Rock The Voter News

• Bernie Sanders Eats Soul Food With Rapper Killer Mike 
• Hillary Clinton to meet with supporters in Boulder, Denver on Tuesday 

BREAKING: House GOP votes unanimously to rename Freedom Fries back to French Fries to show solidarity after Paris attacks.- Tea Party Cat

The Party Of No No NO!!!!
More than 100 House Republicans are joining dozens in the Senate pushing to block President Obama from giving billions of dollars to foreign countries for climate change aid.

Business/Tech News

• Oil prices rise after Turkey shoots down jet claimed by Russia
• Top TV networks join forces against Trump's press restrictions
• Iran seeks revival of caviar industry in post-sanctions era
• Saks to start Black Friday sales early

The fact that closing down places of worship and rounding up members of a certain religion would violate the United States Constitution is something that many are weary of explaining to morons. - Andy Borowitz

Janet Yellen just told Ralph Nader to back off
Nader, a former presidential candidate and activist, criticized Yellen and the Federal Reserve in October for keeping interest rates near zero since December 2008.
Nader's advice: talk to your husband, he probably knows better.

What are your plans for Thanksgiving? Stuffing your face or getting trampled at the mall?- Lewis Black

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Hey, if you have any money hanging around, $5 is a great tip! So is $20, $100 or a gazillion! I'd love to go to a restaurant for Thanksgiving Dinner here in Costa Rica!

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Odd News

• Facing highest threat alert, Belgians bring out their cats
• Russian court bans Church of Scientology in Moscow
• Despite warnings about West, 007 finds his way into Iran ad
• 'I've been framed' felon ex-mayor quips at portrait reveal
• Florida Man Robs Convenience Store Dressed As Darth Vader

Time To Deflate Photo

Hey, guys, STOP, I dropped my contact!

Peace.

Real Reality TV: We're Watching the Downfall of Trump

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Trump On Black Lives Matter Protester: Maybe He Should've Been Roughed Up
Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump said Sunday that maybe the Black Lives Matter protester deserved...


Trump has shot himself in the foot too many times and no amount of money can change that.



Leave it to the mainstream media to allow Trump to slander Donald Trump like this. - LOLGOP

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

• Anti-Muslim crime soars 300 percent in Britain after Paris attacks
• Putin says Russian air strikes to last until plane bombers are punished
• Russia's Putin in Iran for talks set to focus on Syria
• Bibi Times: Netanyahu's tangled relationship with Israel's media

This JFK anniversary marks 52 years of people believing 1 bullet caused 7 wounds on 2 men. - John Fugelsang

Meanwhile, Back In Germany Merkel And Anti-Refugee Conservatives
German Chancellor Angela Merkel faced pressure from her own conservatives on Monday to change course on her open-door refugee policy after an affront by the leader of her Bavarian allies drove up tensions in her ruling coalition.

Republican Shenanigans

• Donald Trump unloaded on Karl Rove, then said he could 'make up' with the GOP establishment
• Trump Retweets Inaccurate Statistics About Black Murder Rate 
• Christie On Trump Claims: 'I Don't Recall' NJ Residents Cheering On 9/11
• GOP Rep. Says Syrian Refugees Just Want A 'Paid Vacation' In The US 
• Ted Cruz: If Elected, I Would Jail ‘Communist’ Obama & Murder Iran’s Supreme Leader
• Carson Inaccurately Credits Thomas Jefferson With Writing Constitution 

The Karl Rove/Trump feud is like porn for moral people.- John Fugelsang



Laissez les bons temps rouler - Let the good times roll!
Democrat John Bel Edwards won the runoff election for Louisiana governor Saturday, defeating the once-heavy favorite, Republican David Vitter, and handing the Democrats their first statewide victory since 2008.

So the guys who are sure Obama is coming for their guns can't wait for Trump to come for their Muslims.- LOLGOP



Another Republican Disses GOP Stupid Party
The man considered the father figure of environmental protection in the US has attacked Republicans for “going through all the stages of denial” over climate change, accusing leading presidential contenders Donald Trump and Marco Rubio of ignoring science for political gain.

The video of the American Muslims cheering 9/11 is with Obama's real birth certificate and the U.S. Constitution Thomas Jefferson wrote.- LOLGOP

Paul Ryan On Herding The Elephants
House Speaker Paul Ryan, in his first series of interviews since his election on Thursday, blamed a policy vacuum for causing months of Republican infighting on Capitol Hill.
"We fight over tactics because we don't have a vision," Ryan, R-Wis., said on "Fox News Sunday" in the first five interviews to be broadcast on morning news programs. "We've been too timid on policy; we've been too timid on vision -- we have none."









Someone in the media, please please PLEASE ask Donald Trump if he'd make Obama register as a Muslim.- Jeff Tiedrich

Muslim until proven innocent.- Jeff Tiedrich



Rock The Voter News

• President Obama Returns to DC Amid ISIS Intelligence Report Investigation 
• Clinton proposes tax break for caregivers
• Bernie Sanders Leads TIME'S Person of the Year Poll

So How's That Benghazi Panel Going?
A former Republican staffer fired from the House Benghazi committee filed a lawsuit against the panel's GOP chairman Monday in an escalating dispute over the investigation of the 2012 deadly attacks in Benghazi, Libya.



Are you now or have you ever been a card-carrying Muslim?- Jeff Tiedrich

REMINDER: There IS a plot against America led by a band of radical extremists trying to undermine the President. - The Daily Edge



Business/Tech News

• Crude Oil $39.39
• These candidates are getting rich running for president
• Daily Beast exec editor calls for Trump boycott: If you do business with him, you support fascism
• Record sales expected after Wal-Mart moves Cyber Monday forward to Sunday

Bailing Out The Peanut Farmers: Put Some South In Your Mouth

A mountain of peanuts is piling up in the U.S. south, threatening to hand American taxpayers a near $2-billion bailout bill over the next three years, and leaving the government with a big chunk of the crop on its books.


Trump posts video of Clinton laughing over Benghazi flames 

Donald Trump says he would bring back waterboarding, but he'd make it classier by using Perrier.- Warren Holstein

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This Thanksgiving I'm thankful for such wonderful viewers. Thank you!

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Odd News

• UK wife who poisoned husband is foiled by spelling mistake
• Weather device falls from sky, prompts bomb squad response
• Condo board wants pet DNA to track down poopers
• Man swings samurai sword at Apple store, terrifies customers
• Amish man runs marathon in traditional slacks and suspenders

Time To Deflate Photo

Mount Roraima is the highest of the Pakaraima chain of tepui plateaus in South America. First described by the English explorer Sir Walter Raleigh in 1596, its 31 km² summit area is bounded on all sides by cliffs rising 400 metres.

Peace.