Tuesday, November 24, 2015

I'm so old...




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New Jersey Muslims decry Donald Trump’s claim they celebrated on 9/11
...In recent weeks, the FBI reported that the number of hate crimes in the U.S. decreased in 2014, while anti-Muslim crimes actually rose last year. Since the attacks in Paris, governors and lawmakers around the country have objected to taking in Syrian refugees, the majority of whom are Muslim. While Al-Khatahtbeh said she hasn’t yet noticed a direct rise in Islamophobia due to Trump’s comments, mosques in Texas, Florida and Ontario were threatened last week.



Donald Trump is whipping up hatred of Muslims. His words have malicious intent and consequences. Isn't it similar to falsely crying fire in a crowded theater?



Donald Trump: “After 9/11 I saw Muslims cheering in Jersey City. It’s true; I took my time machine back to check. It was despicable!”- Tea Party Cat









The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam



If God was really offended by the tops of women's' heads then baby girls would be born wearing hats.- John Fugelsang







Belgium Is On The Hunt
Belgium issued an international arrest warrant on Tuesday for a man seen before the Paris attacks with Salah Abdeslam, the Brussels resident wanted over his suspected involvement in the killings...



Many of ISIS' leaders are former Saddam thugs whom the US left running wild when we stupidly invaded Iraq and disbanded the Iraqi army. I only bring this up because it is a fact and therefore unlikely to come up at a Republican debate.- Andy Borowitz








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Donald Trump is like a character from The Sixth Sense. He sees Muslims celebrating that no one else can see.- Andy Borowitz







Trump May Break GOP Pledge Not To Run As An Independent. Oh, This Should Go Well!
Donald Trump is again raising the possibility that he might run for president as a third-party candidate, suggesting that the Republican Party is not meeting its end of their loyalty "deal".






And over on the Republican side, Jeb Bush recently hired a speech coach to help him speak more forcefully and emotionally. You can tell - before, he was like, “I don't really want to run for president,” but NOW, he's like “I SAID I DON'T WANT TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT!! I'M SICK OF IT! I'M OUT!”- Jimmy Fallon










Donald Trump is putting together a powerful voting coalition of everybody but Muslims, Mexicans, blacks, women, and fans of the Bill of Rights.- Andy Borowitz


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BREAKING: House GOP votes unanimously to rename Freedom Fries back to French Fries to show solidarity after Paris attacks.- Tea Party Cat






The Party Of No No NO!!!!
More than 100 House Republicans are joining dozens in the Senate pushing to block President Obama from giving billions of dollars to foreign countries for climate change aid.




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The fact that closing down places of worship and rounding up members of a certain religion would violate the United States Constitution is something that many are weary of explaining to morons. - Andy Borowitz







Janet Yellen just told Ralph Nader to back off
Nader, a former presidential candidate and activist, criticized Yellen and the Federal Reserve in October for keeping interest rates near zero since December 2008.
Nader's advice: talk to your husband, he probably knows better.






What are your plans for Thanksgiving? Stuffing your face or getting trampled at the mall?- Lewis Black







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Hey, if you have any money hanging around, $5 is a great tip! So is $20, $100 or a gazillion! I'd love to go to a restaurant for Thanksgiving Dinner here in Costa Rica!



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Hey, guys, STOP, I dropped my contact!

Peace.

Monday, November 23, 2015

Real Reality TV: We're Watching the Downfall of Trump




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Trump On Black Lives Matter Protester: Maybe He Should've Been Roughed Up
Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump said Sunday that maybe the Black Lives Matter protester deserved...


Trump has shot himself in the foot too many times and no amount of money can change that.



Leave it to the mainstream media to allow Trump to slander Donald Trump like this. - LOLGOP







The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam




This JFK anniversary marks 52 years of people believing 1 bullet caused 7 wounds on 2 men. - John Fugelsang








Meanwhile, Back In Germany Merkel And Anti-Refugee Conservatives
German Chancellor Angela Merkel faced pressure from her own conservatives on Monday to change course on her open-door refugee policy after an affront by the leader of her Bavarian allies drove up tensions in her ruling coalition.








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The Karl Rove/Trump feud is like porn for moral people.- John Fugelsang



Laissez les bons temps rouler - Let the good times roll!
Democrat John Bel Edwards won the runoff election for Louisiana governor Saturday, defeating the once-heavy favorite, Republican David Vitter, and handing the Democrats their first statewide victory since 2008.








So the guys who are sure Obama is coming for their guns can't wait for Trump to come for their Muslims.- LOLGOP



Another Republican Disses GOP Stupid Party
The man considered the father figure of environmental protection in the US has attacked Republicans for “going through all the stages of denial” over climate change, accusing leading presidential contenders Donald Trump and Marco Rubio of ignoring science for political gain.









The video of the American Muslims cheering 9/11 is with Obama's real birth certificate and the U.S. Constitution Thomas Jefferson wrote.- LOLGOP





Paul Ryan On Herding The Elephants
House Speaker Paul Ryan, in his first series of interviews since his election on Thursday, blamed a policy vacuum for causing months of Republican infighting on Capitol Hill.
"We fight over tactics because we don't have a vision," Ryan, R-Wis., said on "Fox News Sunday" in the first five interviews to be broadcast on morning news programs. "We've been too timid on policy; we've been too timid on vision -- we have none."









Someone in the media, please please PLEASE ask Donald Trump if he'd make Obama register as a Muslim.- Jeff Tiedrich












Muslim until proven innocent.- Jeff Tiedrich



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So How's That Benghazi Panel Going?
A former Republican staffer fired from the House Benghazi committee filed a lawsuit against the panel's GOP chairman Monday in an escalating dispute over the investigation of the 2012 deadly attacks in Benghazi, Libya.



Are you now or have you ever been a card-carrying Muslim?- Jeff Tiedrich




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REMINDER: There IS a plot against America led by a band of radical extremists trying to undermine the President. - The Daily Edge



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Bailing Out The Peanut Farmers: Put Some South In Your Mouth
A mountain of peanuts is piling up in the U.S. south, threatening to hand American taxpayers a near $2-billion bailout bill over the next three years, and leaving the government with a big chunk of the crop on its books.


Trump posts video of Clinton laughing over Benghazi flames 







Donald Trump says he would bring back waterboarding, but he'd make it classier by using Perrier.- Warren Holstein








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This Thanksgiving I'm thankful for such wonderful viewers. Thank you!



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Mount Roraima is the highest of the Pakaraima chain of tepui plateaus in South America. First described by the English explorer Sir Walter Raleigh in 1596, its 31 km² summit area is bounded on all sides by cliffs rising 400 metres.

Peace.

Friday, November 20, 2015

The Refugees are Coming! The Refugees are Coming!




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Obama administration asks top court to revive immigration plan
The Obama administration on Friday asked the U.S. Supreme Court to revive President Barack Obama's executive action to protect millions of illegal immigrants from deportation, saying Republican-led states had no legal basis to challenge it.


While Obama has an immigration plan, the other party doesn't. Why is that?


Let's put the Christ back into "Christ would probably have reluctantly accepted a 12-18 month refugee vetting process."- LOLGOP









The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam


The people who say Obama's a Muslim thought Cheney was a Christian.- John Fugelsang







Conservative: Bomb Mecca
As conservative politicians ratchet up hatred of Syrian refugees seeking asylum in the U.S. to escape persecution from radical jihadists, a conservative columnist claims that he is “sick and tired” of being pushed around by the followers of Islam and suggests a final solution: “Bomb Mecca off the face of the earth.”




I don't hate America, I mock Amurka.- John Fugelsang








Republican Shenanigans


Donald Trump's support keeps growing, with the latest poll from New Hampshire showing him ahead by 22 points. That's higher than the age of his next wife. It's only slightly more than the number of candidates for president.- Stephen Colbert








Obama's Gonna Make Us Memorize The Koran!
Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee, who is pursuing an ever-more unlikely bid for the presidency, responded to Friday’s terrorist attack in the West African nation of Mali on social media with a non sequitur about something President Obama never said. “After today’s attack in Mali, the Obama-approved domestic anti-terror plan: Give up your guns and memorize a Koran verse,” Huckabee wrote.





Due to more Mexicans leaving US than coming & record deportations we're forced to replace immigrant panic with refugee panic.- the media.- John Fugelsang












It will be a big, beautiful database and I'll make the Muslims pay for it. - LOLGOP



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Donald Trump's small-government conservatism: deport 11 million people and put millions more in government database.- Nicholas Thomas



Hillary's Anti-Terrorism Plan
This week we had a chance to watch Hillary Clinton respond in real time to a complex foreign policy challenge. On Thursday, six days after the Paris attacks, she gave a comprehensive antiterrorism speech at the Council on Foreign Relations.




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Trump ran into a little trouble before a speech in Knoxville. Someone noticed that the sign in front of Trump's podium actually misspelled the word “Tennessee” and only had one “S.” Or as Trump calls it, “A naked dollar sign.”- Jimmy Fallon



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We need to provide more job training in this country so that people without marketable skills won't resort to running for President.- Andy Borowitz






Marijuana and Money
The top Democrat in the Senate is getting behind an effort to allow financial transactions for marijuana in states where the drug is legal.
Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) this week signed onto a bill that would provide marijuana businesses with access to the banking system.



The White Student Union is outraged at the woefully inadequate foam on these lattes.- John Fugelsang






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Finally, a complete edition posted!





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Aguille du Midi Mountain, France. It's all scenic and spectacular, till the trap door opens

Peace.