Tuesday, September 22, 2015

White House guest list for the pope irks some conservatives




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White House guest list for the pope irks some conservatives
With today’s arrival of Pope Francis in the United States, there is simmering controversy over the Obama administration’s guest list for his visit to the White House, especially among conservative commentators who believe that the president should not have invited people at odds with the Vatican’s positions on gay clergy, same-sex marriage and abortion.




First Republican who calls the Pope a "PINO" wins a copy of Ann Coulter's new book "Shut Up, Foreigner."- LOLGOP









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Trump's playbook: attack a group (Mexicans, women, Muslims) and then say you love them. Trump is America's abusive boyfriend.- Andy Borowitz










The Ultra Religious GOP Will Not Like The Pope's Message. 
 Pope Francis was to due to arrive in the United States on Tuesday bearing a message that the power and wealth that Washington symbolizes should be made to serve humanity, and not the other way around.




97% of climate scientists believe we can do something to prevent global warming. 100% of Popes and 0% of GOP candidates for president agree.- LOLGOP










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CNN wisely called it 'The Republican Debate' rather than 'This 3-hr Commercial for Democrats.'- John Fugelsang







Wake Up And Smell The Bushes
The big news in Texas right now is that George P Bush, son of a JebBush, got elected Land Commissioner in Texas and is violating the law, hiring his friends and family, not posting jobs, and has turned the Texas General Land office to a frat house / political payoff machine that even has his retired Republican predecessor aghast.




To easiest way to win the GOP primary is to offend the exact people you need to win the general election.- LOLGOP














Freedom from other people's religions is one thing the Founders nailed almost from the beginning. Nice to see the GOP 3 centuries behind.- LOLGOP





Fox Feud With Trump Accelerates
Real-estate magnate Donald Trump's feud with Fox News is apparently back on again.
The Republican presidential front-runner had two seemingly pleasant Fox News interviews on Monday.












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Bernie Sanders had 27,500 in the sport arena in Los Angeles In August, 11,000 in Phoenix, 28,000 in Portland on a Sunday. A guy in his 70s filling stadiums? Who does he think he is, a Rolling Stone?- Stephen Colbert









Obama Has Broken Another Record
Friday afternoon announcements in Washington are usually aimed at attracting as little attention as possible, but last Friday was different. President Obama’s decision to nominate Eric Fanning — an openly gay man — to head a branch of the military which only four years ago did not allow gays and lesbians to serve openly, was both historic and attention-grabbing.

And it underscored an often-overlooked feature of the Obama presidency: Obama has presided over the most demographically diverse administration in history, according to a new analysis of his top appointments











Because the FEC does not let candidate names appear in the title of a Super PAC, Carly Fiorina’s organization has started claiming its name CARLY for America is an acronym that stands for Conservative, Authentic, Responsive Leadership for You and for America. And I think that shows her campaign is full of Strategic, Honorable, and Interesting Tactics. - Seth Myers






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Remember General Petraeus?
Retired Army Gen. David Petraeus apologized to Congress on Tuesday for sharing classified information with his biographer-mistress, then pivoted from personal to battlefield policy and labeled the current U.S. strategy for fighting Islamic State in the Middle East "inadequate."













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Jeb Bush's timing is impeccable. Right as Volkswagen's cheating is showing us my we need regulations, he wants to gut them.- LOLGOP








White Collar Criminal Gets 28 Years
The former owner of a peanut company in Georgia was sentenced to 28 years in prison on Monday for his role in a salmonella outbreak that killed nine people and sickened hundreds, a rare instance of jail time in a food contamination case.




Bumped into Sean Penn today. His work in Haiti continues without fanfare.  He puts his time and money there without reward and I applaud him. - James Woods



Clarke Gable joined the US Army Air Forces in 1942 and spent most of 1943 in RAF Polebrook with the 351st Bomb Group.

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Dyrhólaey, Iceland, a place I don't plan to ever see from that vantage point. Yow.

Peace.

Monday, September 21, 2015

Trump Is Already Declaring His Next Book A Massive, Bestselling Success




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Trump Is Already Declaring His Next Book A Massive, Bestselling Success
Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump is scheduled to have his next book, which is still untitled, released on Oct. 27, according to a news release Monday by his publisher, Simon & Schuster.




More Americans think lipless Canadian Rafael "Ted" Cruz was born in America than Obama. That's all you need to know about American voters.- Mrs. Betty Bowers










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Lawyers for Guantanamo Bay prisoner Muhammad Rahim al-Afghani have revealed that he used to have an Ashley Madison account. He was already gittin’ some but he wanted to Gitmo.- Seth Myers



Planting The Seeds
 Syria's civil war has prompted the first withdrawal of crop seeds from a "doomsday" vault built in an Arctic mountainside to safeguard global food supplies, officials said...










The best way to force the rich to change their greedy ways is to refuse to serve them. Chauffeurs, busboys & maids could start a revolution. - Jim David




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The Emmys are a lot like the GOP debates, except if you say something racist on the Emmys it doesn't help your career.- LOLGOP










Being A Bush Means You Never Have To Apologize
Former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush (R) criticized Hillary Clinton on Sunday for a "disgraceful" new ad from a liberal group that criticizes former President George W. Bush and highlights Jeb Bush's defense of his brother.




Rich women get D & C's; poor women get abortions. - Cindy Carter







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Now that he's said he believes in global warming "Is the Pope Catholic?" isn't a rhetorical question anymore. It's a Fox News' headline. - OhNoSheTwitnt










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Can a Muslim be President of the United States of America? In a word: Yes. Now let's move on. -Hillary Clinton









Trump Will Forego Presidential Salary
Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump said Monday that he would refuse to take a government salary if he is elected President of the United States.





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So Republicans have said a Muslim can't be president or build a clock but "the biggest discrimination going on is against" Christians?- LOLGOP









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Just bought #gas for $1.75 per gallon while listening to Spice Girls on the radio. Not sure my location, but I think I'm driving thru 1998.- Eric Bransteen








Hillary Tweets, Stocks Fall
Biotechnology stocks fell Monday after Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton tweeted Monday that she would release a plan to combat the high cost of prescription drugs. 



The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow.- Kurt Vonnegut








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An astronaut aboard the International Space Station took this photograph of small island cays of the Great Exuma Island, Bahamas and the prominent tidal channels cutting between them. For astronauts, this is one of the most recognizable points on the planet. Image/NASA

Peace.

Friday, September 18, 2015

What's the difference between Iraq and Iran?




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Jeb Bush tells Hannity: US should accept every Christian refugee
The United States should accept Syrian and Iraqi refugees as long as they are Christians and their lives are endangered, GOP presidential hopeful Jeb Bush said, during an interview with Fox News host Sean Hannity late Thursday.



The people who believe Obama is a Muslim also believed Dick Cheney was a Christian.- John Fugelsang








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FYI: If you're talking about rounding people up because they're Muslim, your big concern isn't "religious freedom."- LOLGOP








Welcome Mat Pulled In As Refugees Overwhelm SE Europe
 Across southeast Europe, nations closed borders, blocked bridges, shut down trains and built new razor-wire fences Friday in a rush to block tens of thousands seeking safety in Western Europe from crossing their territories.




Republican Party, your frontrunner is talking about rounding up law-abiding citizens now. Maybe take a few decades off.- LOLGOP










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The New York Times is reporting that in recent speeches Donald Trump has seemed more composed and toned down, and has started using prepared notes. Now instead of just calling people “losers” and “morons,” he reads it off a card.- Seth Myers








Trump's Trump Card Are The Birthers
Donald Trump came under fire Friday morning for his handling of a question at a town hall about when the U.S. can "get rid" of Muslims, for failing to take issue with that premise and an assertion that President Barack Obama is Muslim.










The guy CNN hired to fact check ‪#‎GOPDebate‬ just called his wife to sob into the phone that he still has no idea when he'll get home.- John Fugelsang








Hillary Tells The Donald To Stop The Anti-Muslim Stuff
Democratic presidential front-runner Hillary Clinton told her Republican counterpart to "cut it out" late Thursday night, after Donald Trump declined to correct an audience member who referred to President Barack Obama as a Muslim.




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"According to a new poll, almost half of Florida voters think their own candidates, Jeb Bush and Marco Rubio, should drop out of the race. While the other half of Florida keeps asking what happened to Eisenhower." –Jimmy Fallon





GOP House Blocks Planned Parenthood Funding For A Year
The House on Friday voted along party lines to freeze federal funding for Planned Parenthood after weeks of escalating tension surrounding its use of fetal tissue.
In a 241-187 vote, nearly all Republicans and two Democrats approved legislation that would block Planned Parenthood's federal funding for one year, giving time for Congress to fully investigate claims of wrongdoing by the provider.










Bristol Palin is just mad nobody's offered her a job at Unplanned Parenthood.- John Fugelsang





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Twitter says there's a poll that says 43%of Republicans think Obama is a Muslim. The 1% counts on that 43%.- Paula Poundstone




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Trump gave a speech from the deck of a battleship where he warned us about crime and drugs coming from down below. “The drug cartels are going wild. They cannot believe how stupid our government is. They are making a fortune. The drugs come in, the money goes out, daily.” He's right, we have to start making drugs in America again, American drugs.- Jimmy Kimmel





A Political Punch In The Face? Why,Yes, Alcohol Was Involved.
A top official for Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.) is accusing a rival staffer with Sen. Marco Rubio (R-Fla.) of punching him in the face...John Yob, the national political director for Paul’s 2016 presidential campaign, says the incident occurred early Friday morning in a bar on Mackinac Island, Mich.





WHY ARE ALL YOU CONSERVATIVES CALLING OBAMA A CANCER WHEN HE IS IN FACT A LEO. - JokeBlogger.com






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 Mt. Fuji, Japan.

Peace.